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Posted at: 10/3/09 07:28 PM

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Numerology is an ancient teaching, the one from which all science and mathematics spawn. It is the power of numerology and it's digital translation that even now transfers my words to you across the vast expanse of the internet.

It is the cornerstone of our society and without it, civilization as we know it would crumble and scatter like dust.

In numerology, ALL numbers, 1-9, have a very specific meaning. 0 has no meaning; it is by definition void. 9 bears strong significance, because it is 3, the number of stability and strength, SQUARED, making it the most stable state of all: Death. Ending. 9 is the final number.

This year, this very year, is year 9. And of all years, this years brought into conjunction with year 2, the second millenium in this counting. When 2 is added to 9, the result is 11, and when both digital ones in 11 are added, they again yeild 2.

2 is the number of couples, of breeding, of repetition and growth. New years is in winter; spring is the 2nd season of the year. So then this year is the quintessential year of 9's This is the spread of endings.

So far this year, JR has died. Bones has died. C-Bas$ has died. For me and my friends, there has been more death in this year than anyone can remember. As this year draws to a close, many people I don't know personally but through acquaintances are also dying, one by one.

Will you survive year 9?

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All I have to do is not die for 3 more months and I'll be all right then.

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dman your smart funk, i guess if I survive the next 3 months or so I'll be fine.


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Posted at: 10/3/09 07:31 PM

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You forgot Michael Jackson and Sara Fawcett.

And I will survive.
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

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Funk why do you post nonsenceical things like this.

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At 10/3/09 07:31 PM, Bendt wrote: You forgot Michael Jackson and Sara Fawcett.

And I will survive.
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

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At 10/3/09 07:31 PM, Bendt wrote:
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive

There is no such thing as "love."

May death greet you kindly in his bony embrace.

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At 10/3/09 07:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
So far this year, JR has died. Bones has died. C-Bas$ has died. For me and my friends, there has been more death in this year than anyone can remember. As this year draws to a close, many people I don't know personally but through acquaintances are also dying, one by one.

And yet a bunch of people won the lottery this year.
hmmm

MAKES YOU THINK RIGHT? asfdsfasdfads


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I'd better. I expect to live to see the year 2085.

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Bullshit, what bollocks. All this mythology crap people go on with its all in their heads, you're not exactly helping yourself by thinking of it because the law of attraction brings it toward you. Of course I'll survive year 9, as will many other people in the world.

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You do realize you're using the same method Eric Cartman was using to blame Kyle for 9/11 on an episode of South Park, right?

There's a reason why we don't use ancient superstition and methods today, because we have finally evolved to at least a certain degree of rationalism. Your outdated, medieval practices have no use here, good sire.

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At 10/3/09 07:45 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: You do realize you're using the same method Eric Cartman was using to blame Kyle for 9/11 on an episode of South Park, right?

Kyle is a jew. That's all the eplanation for 9-11 I need.

There's a reason why we don't use ancient superstition and methods today, because we have finally evolved to at least a certain degree of rationalism. Your outdated, medieval practices have no use here, good sire.

Mathematics is based upon the cult of Pythagoras. Mathematics IS an ancient superstition, dumbass.

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Question: Looking at the threads you've made Funk, where can I get some of that stuff, man?

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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At 10/3/09 07:58 PM, CashClock wrote: Question: Looking at the threads you've made Funk, where can I get some of that stuff, man?

I'm cold sober right now. I haven't even smoked pot since thursday, and I didn't even smoke a whole bowl then.

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Lol Lik Evry 1s totally strayed from the Actual Topic zor

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So that means the same thing happened in the year 209?

*head explodes*

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Indeed I can. At least I hope so anyway.

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Yeah probably.

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Oh, funk. You're so full of shit.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Funk, you'r stupid.

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how much meth did you smoke dude


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At 10/3/09 07:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: When 2 is added to 9, the result is 11,

"9, the result is 11,"
911
9/11
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT


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At 10/3/09 07:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: In numerology, ALL numbers, 1-9, have a very specific meaning. 0 has no meaning; it is by definition void. 9 bears strong significance, because it is 3, the number of stability and strength, SQUARED, making it the most stable state of all: Death. Ending. 9 is the final number.

And this totally works for any numerical system whether it's in base ten or not. Just ask the Romans.

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I can count too!

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At 10/3/09 09:00 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Well, at least we will all go together when we go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcBHbmg0F WQ

This isn't a live video, but it's the best audio I could find.

Lehrer is the shit, though.

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By that logic, 1999 would've been way worse since it's everything 2009 is, times 3.

So tell me, what horrible tragedy befell you and everyone else back then? That non-existant milennium crap? All the lame-ass buildings and plaques wasting space? I dunno.


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At 10/3/09 10:44 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: By that logic, 1999 would've been way worse since it's everything 2009 is, times 3.

So tell me, what horrible tragedy befell you and everyone else back then? That non-existant milennium crap? All the lame-ass buildings and plaques wasting space? I dunno.

That was the year I graduated highschool.

DUN DUN DUH!!!!!!

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