Forum Topic: Parents Friend Found Me Online Fuck

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:06 PM

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if i got a card with a jesus joke in it..i'd laugh
i'd like the muny,
but if they spelled my name wrong... i'd rape their daughter, kill their dog, burn down their house, and hide their remote

don't fuck it up, like my other X-neighbors did >. >

DAMN! I can't come up with something half-assed and witty
i kick threads in the balls ...
TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT THREAD!

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Ejit

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:13 PM

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At 10/3/09 08:59 PM, citricsquid wrote: I've never spoken to them, but I won't get my account deleted. I care more about the internet real life, I'd rather have friends here than real life and even if someone did find the naked pictures of myself I posted (well, just my arse, but it sounds better saying I posted nudes) or stories about how much I suck, I'd just become even more of a recluse and be constantly embarrassed, I'd not chose to have my account deleted for anything, well maybe if it was to save my life.

Well, I looked through like your most recent 10 pages of posts(looking for arse, you understand), and the most embaressing bit was saying that if forced you would take a certain man's penis over the 6 billion others.

wow that sounds so pathetic.

No, it sounds heroic.

that jew nurse stole my medicine

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:14 PM

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At 10/3/09 09:13 PM, Ejit wrote: Well, I looked through like your most recent 10 pages of posts(looking for arse, you understand), and the most embaressing bit was saying that if forced you would take a certain man's penis over the 6 billion others.

Sorry, got lost in a fantasy world, 3 billion*.

that jew nurse stole my medicine

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:20 PM

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Behave samuel. dont ruin our family name.

love,

Dad

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:25 PM

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It's Alt time bitches!

Seriously though, abandon ship maybey?

Elfer is the shit.
Pm me for a sig.

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citricsquid

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:27 PM

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At 10/3/09 09:20 PM, Luis wrote: Dad

I'm #FFFFFF, not #CC9966. Liar.

At 10/3/09 09:13 PM, Ejit wrote: Well, I looked through like your most recent 10 pages of posts(looking for arse, you understand), and the most embaressing bit was saying that if forced you would take a certain man's penis over the 6 billion others.

tasty tasty cock. I don't remember what the topic was where I posted my arse, it was about Newgrounds stickers though. I'll have to take another.


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InnerChild548

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:30 PM

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Oh, I misread the title as Parents Friend Found Me An Online Fuck

Then you said, "It was my birthday last monday" so I thought they got you one for your B-Day.

And then I assumed the phrase, "Some squid for the citricsquid!" as a sexual innuendo.

Dammit.

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SIG. FUCK YOU.
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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:30 PM

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At 10/3/09 09:27 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 10/3/09 09:20 PM, Luis wrote: Dad
I'm #FFFFFF, not #CC9966. Liar.

I lol'd.

Mainly because I'm actually his dad. Silly Luis.


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spaceharrier1987

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:34 PM

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Nobody in their right mind would want your sig. This thread is misleading. The topic seems to imply that he's getting a piece. Put it in there.


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citricsquid

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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:40 PM

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At 10/3/09 09:30 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mainly because I'm actually his dad. Silly Luis.

That would blow my head up if it was true.


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Posted at: 10/3/09 09:44 PM

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Your brother's a traitor. He's gonna tell them all about our digital tree fort.

He must be eliminated.

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