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Corndogs.

This guy beats you all.

that is....MAN

Salad.

Oh lordy, lordy.

Pizza would be my choice.

I'd say something that looks like a vag, or boobs. You know, like, Pizza, or Boob cake.

What excactly is the definition of the term man food, all food can be consumed be both males and females.

Pussy. Nothing else necessary

At 10/3/09 11:06 PM, canadiankid1029 wrote: Pussy. Nothing else necessary

Oh... That's why.

something very VERY unhealthy

Dainty bits of sushi and a fruit salad.

Burger made of six full grown wolverines, eaten whole.

Nails coated in chloroform, 'cause REAL MEN don't fall bleed OR fall assleep.

Real men don't need to eat.

Steak, burgers, and beer

Hot wings, deep-fried in lard and coated in a hot sauce of great heat and spice. Oh, and you can forget that wimpy little beer: "normal" real men drink Jack Daniel's, and the most manly take those wings with pure grain alcohol. As a side, consider fries, or better yet alligator tail or rattlesnake meat, fried in the same lard and served with a spicy version of honey-mustard.

Pure unsaturated fat.

TOFU!

with a side of SALAD and a helping of DIET TEA!

At 10/3/09 07:45 PM, Kittykylie wrote:

At 10/3/09 07:43 PM, Ultor wrote: Maybe either fast food or Pizza one of them pretty much anything that is really unhealthy and a girl wouldnt eat due to fear of putting weight on

Hey i can eat pizza and not be arsed about weight gain! Infact eating pizza is a good excuse to have sex after to burn off calroies. :D

You. Are. Awesome.

At 10/3/09 07:04 PM, Diddy wrote: A big, bloody, chewy steak

I agree with this statement. I always love a big piece of juicy steak.

Dick.

Think about it. It's the male reproductive organ. It's unique to men. And it creates men when you excite it. So when you eat it it's like you're eating all the men that it would create.

NOW THAT'S MANLY.

Nothing is better than a manwhich, and I'm going to tell you rotten ingrates how to prepare this magnificent delight. You get two pieces of bread, top ramen (I prefer oriental, beef, or chicken. Personal preference applies really), mayo, the top ramen's spice packet, and lettuce.

Open the top ramen, take out the spice packet, and our in hot tap water into the packet which the dry noodles inside. In about 40 seconds or so depending on the water's temperature the noodles should be soft, NOT TOO SOFT, but firm as well.

Apply bread, lettuce, mayo, the ramen brick, and the spice pack for seasoning instead of salt/pepper w/e

Serve with a tall glass of milk YA FAGGOTS

A large bun filled with meat
is all a man needs to eat