Forum Topic: Any cunt want tae buy my account?

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MickTheChampion

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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:54 PM

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I'll swap my newgrounds account for:

A flump
A pair of Reebok trainers
A Kappa tracksuit
A completed Scottish Premier League Sticker book, from 1996
The 7" single of Ghost Town by The Specials
Three cans of Irn Bru
and a wagon wheel biscuit.

Spare me.

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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:55 PM

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That's very specific; can I add the sums of money for these items combined and PayPal it to you, Squire?

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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:57 PM

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At 10/3/09 04:54 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'll swap my newgrounds account for:

A flump
A pair of Reebok trainers
A Kappa tracksuit
A completed Scottish Premier League Sticker book, from 1996
The 7" single of Ghost Town by The Specials
Three cans of Irn Bru
and a wagon wheel biscuit.

Why would I want your account when those items can quite easily buy me most of Scotland?

I'm trying to see how long I can go before creating a signat..... Ah shit
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mystro

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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:58 PM

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i bought a wagon wheel a couple of days ago and a wrestler was emblazoned across the front flexing hard


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MickTheChampion

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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:59 PM

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At 10/3/09 04:57 PM, Dogbert581 wrote:

Why would I want your account when those items can quite easily buy me most of Scotland?

It's true; Scotland signed The Act of the Union for a flump in 1707.

Spare me.

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Ejit

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:00 PM

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HAha nice one

Scotland don't have a premier league.

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:00 PM

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How about a bag of shit with aids?


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citricsquid

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:01 PM

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I'll buy you a flump, address?


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mystro

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Rangers fans are cunts who can stink out an entire city in a single day, no joke


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I was gonna buy it, but you called me a cunt. I'm gonna tell the moderat-- wait, on second thought, forget it.

You want pr0n? Well I haven't got it...


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MickTheChampion

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At 10/3/09 05:00 PM, Ejit wrote: HAha nice one

Scotland don't have a premier league.

soz mate

Spare me.

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At 10/3/09 05:02 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
At 10/3/09 05:00 PM, Ejit wrote: HAha nice one

Scotland don't have a premier league.
soz mate

Oh I misunderstood

I thought you meant an actual proper Premier League that happened to be in Scotland, not just a Scottish Premier League.

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MickTheChampion

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At 10/3/09 05:04 PM, Ejit wrote:

Oh I misunderstood

I thought you meant an actual proper Premier League that happened to be in Scotland, not just a Scottish Premier League.

What team do you support cunt features?

Spare me.

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:10 PM

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At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?

You are charming, aren't you?


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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:11 PM

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better idea:
I givez you da free moolah if ya clicka dis link and enterz yer usahname and passwoord


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At 10/3/09 04:58 PM, mystro wrote: i bought a wagon wheel a couple of days ago and a wrestler was emblazoned across the front flexing hard

Did that make you hard?


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HeartbreakHoldout

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Bitch, I ain't giving you my flump. You'll have to settle for a refresher.

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Awwww, I have all of those things apart from the Tracksuit and the sticker book. So close...


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At 10/3/09 05:10 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?
You are charming, aren't you?

Well it is annoying when people slag off your favourite team when they support a team from miles where they live, based on them winning and nothing else.
Which is an assumption you'll make when there's nothing to show otherwise.

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mystro

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:18 PM

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100% real fan, thats me

scum forever


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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:20 PM

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No, please!

I can't let some shitstain soil the account of one of my favourite posters!


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Ejit

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At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?

England, it's like this little first world version of your country.

God forbid I want an image in my sig that isn't a 2px thick horizontal line

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MickTheChampion

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At 10/3/09 05:26 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?
England, it's like this little first world version of your country.

England??

I think I saw you play football on the television a few times?

Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?

Spare me.

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Ejit

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:35 PM

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At 10/3/09 05:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I think I saw you play football on the television a few times?

Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?

That's the impression you get when you have to sell your glasses for a small primative television set.

YOU'RE POOR, SCOTT.

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mystro

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also lol at that dig about azns

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andhination

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At 10/3/09 05:26 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?
England, it's like this little first world version of your country.

Obviously you've never been to Yorkshire.

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MickTheChampion

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At 10/3/09 05:35 PM, Ejit wrote:

That's the impression you get when you have to sell your glasses for a small primative television set.

YOU'RE POOR, SCOTT.

Only because it takes us more than an alcopop to get pissed.

Spare me.

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At 10/3/09 05:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?

Sounds pretty accurate.


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At 10/3/09 05:38 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Only because it takes us more than an alcopop to get pissed.

This drink needs at least...3 times as much heroine in it!

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MickTheChampion

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Posted at: 10/3/09 05:47 PM

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At 10/3/09 05:39 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 10/3/09 05:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?
Sounds pretty accurate.

Listen to this man, he comes from a lovely Roman capital.

Spare me.

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