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Posted at: 10/3/09 03:52 PM
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That i'm not the only one here who wishes he could suck his own penis.
Come on Newgrounds, admit it.
PM THE FUCK OUT OF ME MR. ```~omg u hoe~```
Posted at: 10/3/09 03:54 PM
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Part of me is saying that is the most gay thing i have ever hear. The other half is wondering why im here.
Posted at: 10/3/09 03:55 PM
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At 10/3/09 03:52 PM, yodd wrote: That i'm not the only one here who wishes he could suck his own penis. Come on Newgrounds, admit it.
Yes. I have wished that for quiet some time. I'm too lazy to get a woman to do it.
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Posted at: 10/3/09 03:57 PM
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Uhh wish? i'm sure at least half of us already know how to do it.
This is a sig,nao liek it.
Posted at: 10/3/09 03:59 PM
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You probably could... eventually suck your penis. BUT could you ever lick your own asshole?
Because thats what I want to do.
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:00 PM
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That's not funny, my cousin died that way.
he broke his neck.
My computer's breaking down, so nope. "Most people think they're thinking, when in fact, they're just rearranging their prejudices."- William James
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:02 PM
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I can actually touch the tip of it with my tongue.
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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:04 PM
At 10/3/09 04:02 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: I can actually touch the tip of it with my tongue.
But can you shove the tip of the head up your asshole?
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:05 PM
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At 10/3/09 04:00 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: That's not funny, my cousin died that way. he broke his neck.
oh movie references
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:08 PM
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Many people died that way.
Post Count:+1 Go fuck yourself :D Don't go here, I'm warning you.
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:10 PM
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I have no desire to do that to myself...
But here's a question. Are you gay for sucking your own dick?
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:20 PM
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No, I wish I could suck your dick though.
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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:23 PM
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my face when i saw this threads true form
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:28 PM
At 10/3/09 04:10 PM, canadiankid1029 wrote: But here's a question. Are you gay for sucking your own dick?
Nope, it isn't gay, it's masturbation.
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:33 PM
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Let's just say... I'm very flexable and sometimes get very drunk.
If you wish to learn the ways of the troll, PM me young grasshopper.
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:39 PM
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i actually can suck my own dick, but i don't need to i get models to do it for me
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:44 PM
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I'm pretty certain nobody else does want to, but as you're into that sort of thing why not try the next stage up:
Go fuck yourself.
At 10/3/09 04:39 PM, brenheezy wrote: i actually can suck my own dick, but i don't need to i get models to do it for me
But knowing you can must be amazing
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:46 PM
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Wasn't there some guy a while back who got his bottom two ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick?
It's never to early to talk to your doctor about Call of Duty 7.
Posted at: 10/3/09 04:50 PM
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I wish I could get a girl to suck it, every time a get a girl to almost do it something happens that involve my mom and so she flips out and that girl is kicked outa the house.
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:38 PM
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i wish i could too,was never flaxible
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:39 PM
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I can't. I know taht for sure.
Lets play System Shock 2, Or Why I hate super intelligent A.I. Systems.
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:40 PM
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I would just to see what it's like, not a perv or anything
oh wait I am
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Posted at: 10/3/09 06:41 PM
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flexing daily should do the trick. unless you're like some fat lard with an abnormally inflated stomach, then you might have to get some penis extension or something. lulz
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Posted at: 10/3/09 06:42 PM
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i can lick the head of mine but thats it
and my back hurts
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Posted at: 10/3/09 06:44 PM
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"Any pleasure that I derived from having a mouth around my dick was canceled out by the feeling of having a dick in my mouth."
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Well, not at the moment. It's a god damn mess down there.
I DONT EVEN
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:48 PM
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At 10/3/09 03:54 PM, CheesePuff1014 wrote: Part of me is saying that is the most gay thing i have ever hear. The other half is wondering why im here.
Its only gay if its another guy's penis. Why do you think the dutch rudder was invented
Rough em' up
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:50 PM
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And the other half is screaming "OH GOD YES."
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Posted at: 10/3/09 06:51 PM
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Seriously.. If so, that's just.. It's so.. Memorable.
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