My dick itches. Need help.

[OwnageGiy223]

My dick has this constant irritating itch. At first I'm fine, but then I'm like
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I need tips on how to fix it. It's starting to piss me off. I tend to scratch to hard, and end up with a cut-up dick. Do you know how hard it is to fap with a cut-up dick?!

Note: It is not any kind of STD. It is not lice, for I have shaved my pubic hair, so that's not it. I have tried many different lotions and creams, but they haven't helped. This is not a joke thread, I really need help on this.

[Sinitech]

Obviously solution is to cut your cock off.

[iammojo]

get someone to scratch it gently for you D:

[OwnageGiy223]

At 10/3/09 01:40 AM, Sinitech wrote: Obviously solution is to cut your cock off.

Sounds painful.

[Convictim]

At 10/3/09 01:39 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Do you know how hard it is to fap with a cut-up dick?!

what's the problem

I do that all the time

[OwnageGiy223]

At 10/3/09 01:42 AM, Convictim wrote:

At 10/3/09 01:39 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Do you know how hard it is to fap with a cut-up dick?!

what's the problem

I do that all the time

Tell me more.

[TAUfanatic]

take a shower?

[Convictim]

At 10/3/09 01:43 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Tell me more.

Morphine is a great drug

Also, you dissapointed me. I thought the gay porn in your sig was actual gay porn, not the NG BBS

[OwnageGiy223]

At 10/3/09 01:45 AM, Convictim wrote:

At 10/3/09 01:43 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Tell me more.

Morphine is a great drug

Also, you dissapointed me. I thought the gay porn in your sig was actual gay porn, not the NG BBS

I'm sorry :(

Do you still lo-

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! This thread was about my itchy dick, not about gay porn!

wait what

[EverReady2Kill]

I suggest using this site for advice.

[hhhh]

It is not lice, for I have shaved my pubic hair

Well now that rules it out completely.

[Convictim]

At 10/3/09 01:48 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: I suggest using this site for advice.

we all know yahoo answers is full of gay questions
right guys

[Gagsy]

You have diabetes.

Seriously, that is a symptom of diabetes, itchiness around the genitals.

[FearDemonology]

Some icy hot might do the trick

[kamelona]

You need to get rid of the mosquito fetish

[Lepy]

Acupuncture? Or whatever.

[WhaleSnail]

complain to the hospital! Then you might get a sexy nurse to give you an "inspection"

[fixaprob]

At 10/3/09 01:47 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:

At 10/3/09 01:45 AM, Convictim wrote:

At 10/3/09 01:43 AM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Tell me more.

Morphine is a great drug

Massaage it with Neem Oil. Its an Ayurvadic Medicine. u'll get relief after massaaging ur dick like 6 minutes

[EverReady2Kill]

At 10/3/09 01:56 AM, Gagsy wrote: You have diabetes.

Seriously, that is a symptom of diabetes, itchiness around the genitals.

How the hell does diabetes make a person's genitals itchy?

[Gagsy]

At 10/3/09 03:24 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

How the hell does diabetes make a person's genitals itchy?

I'm not a fucking doctor.