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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:20 PM
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So eventually, I plan on dying, and when I do, I'm going to make sure I have some bread with me, so that if God's a duck, I'll feel pretty smart playing those odds.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:22 PM
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At 10/2/09 08:20 PM, Jonas wrote: I'm going to make sure I have some bread with me,
Make sure it's white bread :3
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At 10/2/09 08:20 PM, Jonas wrote: So eventually, I plan on dying, and when I do, I'm going to make sure I have some bread with me, so that if God's a duck, I'll feel pretty smart playing those odds.
I prefer Jewish Rye. BTW.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:24 PM
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The bread may go stale!
And surely an all omnipotant diety would not like his bread stale!
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:25 PM
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What if God is NOT a duck?
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:26 PM
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Bread + ??? = Profit?
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At 10/2/09 08:22 PM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: I prefer Jewish Rye.
I prefer dead Jewish people.
Posted at: 10/2/09 08:28 PM
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If that's Plan A, then I'd hate to see what's Plan B.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:29 PM
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Or, you can take some furry porn with you. I heard it through the grapevine that God's into that kinky shit. Yum.
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funny, I always thought the same thing
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:30 PM
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At 10/2/09 08:28 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: If that's Plan A, then I'd hate to see what's Plan B.
Sugar cubes for a horse.
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Have some butter, so if god is a bread, I'll feel pretty smart playing those odds.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:32 PM
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At 10/2/09 08:30 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: At 10/2/09 08:28 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: If that's Plan A, then I'd hate to see what's Plan B.Sugar cubes for a horse.
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At 10/2/09 08:25 PM, Pmnin wrote: What if God is NOT a duck?
I'm pretty sure other species enjoy bread just as much as ducks.
I know I do.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:50 PM
I'm sure that God wouldn't notice that minor detail.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 08:55 PM
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At 10/2/09 08:20 PM, Jonas wrote: so that if God's a duck...
Pic related?
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At 10/2/09 08:50 PM, Jonas wrote: At 10/2/09 08:25 PM, Pmnin wrote: What if God is NOT a duck?I'm sure that God wouldn't notice that minor detail.
Especially if you brought beer.
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So eventually, I plan on dying, and when I do, I'm going to make sure I have some worms with me, so that if God's a fish, I'll feel pretty smart playing those odds...
Oh wait.. I'll be collecting worms for all.. oh
Posted at: 10/2/09 09:13 PM
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I plan to bring an air conditioner with me when I die. There won't be any ducks where I'm going.
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I want to be buried face-down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss me ass.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 09:16 PM
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You got a plan B?
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Posted at: 10/2/09 09:17 PM
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I'm not a duck.
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At 10/2/09 09:16 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: You got a plan B?
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Posted at: 10/2/09 10:48 PM
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I deeply agree with your plan. I shall do the same
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Posted at: 10/2/09 10:51 PM
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If god's a duck, make sure he doesn't get anywhere near your dead ass. They have a tendency to rape dead things.
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At 10/2/09 08:22 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: At 10/2/09 08:20 PM, Jonas wrote: I'm going to make sure I have some bread with me,Make sure it's white bread :3
Buttering it nicely isn't such a bad idea either. :3
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Posted at: 10/2/09 11:01 PM
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I'm bringing a .50cal Desert Eagle with me.
....Kill them all, you're a God. Kill God, you're.... an atheist? I don't know but I will be packing in my Plan A.
Plan B? Strapped with explosives and a dead man's switch just in case God tries to pull some shit.
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If god is just a barrel full of petrol bring a box of matches and you can blackmail him. If he's an ice sculpture, boil some water.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 11:40 PM
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Why, on the earth, does what you just posted sounds freaking ingenious, yet stupid.
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