What makes the perfect girl?

[streetbob]

What do you think makes or breaks the perfect girl? I like it when they cuss. How they do it is just so fucking hot. But smoking and drug addictions just ruin it for some reason.

[Dromedary]

A huge peni...

I mean, boobs.

[Calintz]

your mother

[Rokas1337]

At 10/2/09 06:06 PM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: your mother

your father

[Sevkat]

Cooks and cleans.

[andhination]

At 10/2/09 06:07 PM, Rokas1337 wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:06 PM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: your mother

your father

My fathermother.

[Lost-Chances]

A penis.

There, I fucking said it. Like a fucking martyrdom. May I carry the fucking shame of saying this unoriginal piece of shit so others are forced to think about answers and make themselves into a better person.

I AM JESUS CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII IISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT.

[zee666]

A COCK, A BIG ONE!!!

Bigger even than mine, raging something around 9000.....

[Earthshine]

At 10/2/09 06:08 PM, andhination wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:07 PM, Rokas1337 wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:06 PM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: your mother

your father

My fathermother.

His grand fathermother.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

The perfect girl is a little ditsy, but overall intelligent and cute in every way. She has the scene thing going on in her interests, but she isn't devoured by it. Occasionally she dons the makeup and she has the emo bang hair and glasses combination that's so hot. She always loves a good time and is a perfect romantic, kisser, lover, and friend. She never takes you for granted, and she loves spending time with you. She's also skinny but not too skinny, and she has a nice, plump ass and big, supple, breasts.

[Chymeraxe]

At 10/2/09 06:08 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: A penis.

ALL GLORY TO THE MESSIAH.

Glory without caps.

[ELITE-101]

skin, bones, blood, veins, organs

[Tobi]

A good peni....I mean personality.

[Calintz]

At 10/2/09 06:08 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:08 PM, andhination wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:07 PM, Rokas1337 wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:06 PM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: your mother

your father

My fathermother.

His grand fathermother.

Or his aunt.

[Falconpunchr]

At 10/2/09 06:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: stuff

TL;DR : LULZ I LIEK BIG BOOBZ AN DAT ASS

[punk546]

perfect girl eh?

a girl that isnt an utter bitch. and a girl that isnt fat.

[streetbob]

At 10/2/09 06:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The perfect girl is a little ditsy, but overall intelligent and cute in every way. She has the scene thing going on in her interests, but she isn't devoured by it. Occasionally she dons the makeup and she has the emo bang hair and glasses combination that's so hot. She always loves a good time and is a perfect romantic, kisser, lover, and friend. She never takes you for granted, and she loves spending time with you. She's also skinny but not too skinny, and she has a nice, plump ass and big, supple, breasts

Wow. This gave me a boner by thinking about it! I wish my girlfriend was like that! My girl like cock joke and thats about it for some reason.... I've tryed to get her on Newgrounds....

[FUNKbrs]

Holds still until I finish.

And has money in her purse I can steal.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 10/2/09 06:12 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 10/2/09 06:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: stuff

TL;DR : LULZ I LIEK BIG BOOBZ AN DAT ASS

It's more than that. It's personality and traits. I would dump the hottest girl on earth if she was bitchy, moany, and she didn't know anything about music. I'm not as narrow minded as you think, sir. There's more to attraction then looks.

[streetbob]

At 10/2/09 06:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Holds still until I finish.

And has money in her purse I can steal.

Mod humor. Nothing like it. But that said theres no other website more obsessed with cock jokes than Newgrounds.....

[zrick]

The perfect girl has 36JJ tits. She likes to play with these tits. She sometimes even eats her dinner from them.

[animehater]

I'd like a woman who doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs, isn't some slut you find on the corner, and isn't some annoying liberal. There's other things but holy shit do I not feel comfortable with stating what I want. Especially when the world doesn't work out like that.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 10/2/09 06:15 PM, streetbob wrote: Wow. This gave me a boner by thinking about it! I wish my girlfriend was like that! My girl like cock joke and thats about it for some reason.... I've tryed to get her on Newgrounds....

That was my perfect girlfriend. I still love her to death. Nobody else saw in her what I did, but I thought she was beautiful inside and out. I had conversations with her I never thought I could and connected with her in ways I thought were impossible (lol innuendo). The year I spent with her was the best of my life. I never felt so real, so alive, so loved, so complete in my entire life.

[streetbob]

That was my perfect girlfriend. I still love her to death. Nobody else saw in her what I did, but I thought she was beautiful inside and out. I had conversations with her I never thought I could and connected with her in ways I thought were impossible (lol innuendo). The year I spent with her was the best of my life. I never felt so real, so alive, so loved, so complete in my entire life.

LMAO You've never been so "connected"...... Thats fucking funny. Maybe not to you but to me...

[JakFro5t]

Definantly love a woman who challeges me, makes me want to grab them, pull them in close and kiss them like no other.

I'm an ass kinda guy so I like a bump. Then again I can get passed it if they got the attitude.

[ChevarPryce]

That's my gf EXACTLY!! I got it made in the shade.

[ChevarPryce]

According to wat CapN said

[mamatequila]

a little salt, pepper, and garlic in a hot oven for about 3 hours.

[Narusegawa]

At 10/2/09 06:49 PM, mamatequila wrote: a little salt, pepper, and garlic in a hot oven for about 3 hours.

a LOT of garlic ..

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Awesome sense of humour
Great Personality
Pleasent face
Nice long hair
EYES!
Slight interest in computer games
and then the usual; breasts, prominent behind