You can pay rent with dick.

[FUNKbrs]

A lot of you are at a tender age, when you don't know what you're going to do with your life to support yourself.

Well, let me hip you to an option you may have not considered: pay for you rent with your DICK.

That's right kids, PAY RENT WITH YOUR DICK.

If's a fairly simple equasion:

1: Polish your cocksman skills to a warm amber glow
2: Find desperate, financially solid woman
3: Give her a dick addiction and a healthy dose of LIES about how much you "love" her
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4: SIT AROUND HER BIG ASS HOUSE PLAYING PS3 UNTIL IT'S TIME TO GIVE HER HER AFTERWORK FUCKIN'.

Now, you MAY have to deal with these OTHER factors....
1: Baby factory vagina. (solution: PULL OUT)
2: CBS (aka crazy bitch syndrome. No help here. Get a good lawyer)
3: Janitor. (hey, at least you're only scrubbing the house you live in for free)
4: Children (ductape, the magic problem solver)
5: Family hates you (Sometimes you have to lay grandma to make her shut up. Just keep your head down and get it over with. Bang her mom one good time and hold it over her head until she fucking DIES)
6: Bridezilla. (shit, sometimes you have to bite the bullet. Just remember, you can always just run away without getting a divorce. She's desperate; she'll take you back. )
7: Your own conscience. (lawlz, just kidding)

I've seen this very plan work WONDERS for my musician buddies. I've never known my vocalist Lucky to EVER have a steady job, and yet he ALWAYS has cigarettes, pot, place to stay, ride whereever he wants to go, the works.

This may not be the career choice for ugly people , but goddamnit, if you're packin' a big salami, it may be a viable option for ya.

[GiantDouche]

I don't think my male landlord would appreciate that sentiment very much.

[newgroundskeeperjim]

Bow down everyone! We must submit to smart mod!

Oh mighty genius of life, teach us more!

[Dromedary]

At 10/2/09 05:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't think my male landlord would appreciate that sentiment very much.

What self respecting man dosen't love a huge cock?

[Rokas1337]

hail to the random post!

[ELITE-101]

im left with almost nothing to say, i cant add anymore to the win

[IrBORED]

ummmm yeah I would much rather have a normal job then becoming a mail prostitute.

[Gives-A-Shit]

At 10/2/09 05:47 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: Bow down everyone! We must submit to smart mod!

FUNK is a behbeh compared to other mods. Bitch tits his tits be bitchin' if you ask me.

[Dromedary]

At 10/2/09 05:55 PM, Gives-A-Shit wrote:

At 10/2/09 05:47 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: Bow down everyone! We must submit to smart mod!

FUNK is a behbeh compared to other mods. Bitch tits his tits be bitchin' if you ask me.

Hi there, Mr Alt.

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/2/09 05:54 PM, IrBORED wrote: ummmm yeah I would much rather have a normal job then becoming a mail prostitute.

Whoah, whoah, I never said ANYTHING about fucking a mailbox.

I'm talking porking a chick with low self esteem, possibly one ugly as sin, but not necessarily. Nowhere involved in this is sticking your dick in a metal mail slot (OUCH!)

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

This is the smartest theory I've ever read in the forums. You, sir, are a genius! That devious scheme would work 100% without error! Maybe I should try that out when I come of that tender, poor, age. What's better than lies, fucking, and a BIG ASS HOUSE WITH A PS3?

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/2/09 05:55 PM, Gives-A-Shit wrote:

At 10/2/09 05:47 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: Bow down everyone! We must submit to smart mod!

FUNK is a behbeh compared to other mods. Bitch tits his tits be bitchin' if you ask me.

You can't have bitch tits if you don't have nipples, and I, sir, have no nipples.

all requests for nippless moob pics will be declined. They're out there, that's all you need to know.

[Gives-A-Shit]

At 10/2/09 05:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

You can't have bitch tits if you don't have nipples, and I, sir, have no nipples.

So you had cancer in your bitch tits then. Don't be ashamed. Flaunt that shit. Some gay strip joint will pay your preemoe for that sort of freak activity.

[therealanimator]

thank god for the penis..where would we be without it.

[All-American-Badass]

What if we live somewhere where there's no rich cougars?

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/2/09 06:43 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: What if we live somewhere where there's no rich cougars?

Move. Then play the "homeless" card for sympathy.

I've seen it work more times than I'd like to admit.

Remember, if she fucks you she HAS to let you sleep it off in her bed. That's the rules.

[JKMonkey]

but what if I can afford to pay rent with money?

[quagmire690]

so ........................in basic you are telling the majority of the teenage male species that it is ok to be a hooker, a "panther" and a sex hound... nice job

[Lasergates]

tldr

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 10/2/09 07:39 PM, JKMonkey wrote: but what if I can afford to pay rent with money?

Use your money for other things.

[djnet]

I aproove...infact me and my buddy jacob are already doing that...she does everything...then we have a 3some

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/2/09 07:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/2/09 07:39 PM, JKMonkey wrote: but what if I can afford to pay rent with money?

Use your money for other things.

Lucky bought and Iphone.

That thing kicks ASS.

[Raped]

People who would follow such advice would be without jobs I assume. Therefore, those without jobs and mooch off others all day deserves death. Contribute to society don't follow such terrible advice.

Also I can't tell if this is sarcasm.

[TehreTard]

At 10/2/09 05:56 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Maybe I should try that out when I come of that tender, poor, age.

Too bad your schlong's not long.

Oh well, there's always Enzyte.

[fearout]

Tht's a suggestion for losers who aren't able to earn money in right way

[smeagol1]

Prolly the best damn thing I've read today!!!

[FUNKbrs]

At 10/2/09 08:35 PM, fearout wrote: Tht's a suggestion for losers who aren't able to earn money in right way

You know what they call people who don't have to work for a living?

Wealthy, that's what.

You bustle off to work now, little ant, grasshopper's got some fuckin' to do.