British Porn.

[Stoicish]

Man, that is some classy stuff.

I hate to make comparisons, but here's the vast difference between two countries.

British: Man walks to pool and sees two very attractive naked women swimming. His voice over says, "Two sirens. Temptresses. Immaculate in designe and construction." Then is gets all lesbian hot.

America: OMG U GOTZ A BIG DICK!!! LETZ FUCKZORZ TILL WE BOOTH CUM!!! UNF UNF UNF!! SPLUUURRRRTTT!!! OHHHHH NOM NOM NOM!

...

Yeah, I had a lot of free time today to notice these differences.

[PabMo]

I like the word "immaculate".

[iamgrimreaper]

any links, old chap?

[TheSilverGuitar]

Stereotypes are win

Also, porn will never ever be classy. Ever.

[GiantDouche]

There's no way you're 22.

[DaveGuy]

wtf?

[ELITE-101]

America: OMG U GOTZ A BIG DICK!!! LETZ FUCKZORZ TILL WE BOOTH CUM!!! UNF UNF UNF!! SPLUUURRRRTTT!!! OHHHHH NOM NOM NOM!

cause we have fat white chicks and black guys

nuff said

[PabMo]

At 10/2/09 04:49 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: any links, old chap?

Wrong forum lol

[andhination]

I'd expect British pornstars to be stupid slappers from Tyneside, Liverpool or Manchester, nothing classy.

[MrFinland]

Does it involve top hats, monocles or tea in any way or form?

[InnerChild548]

British girls are niiiiiiiice.

[Blast-to-the-past]

If i was in it, it sure would.

[ELITE-101]

At 10/2/09 05:00 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: British girls are niiiiiiiice.

omg and that accent, pure win

[Rokas1337]

reading between the lines, i would say they were fat homeless slags who found their way into your back yard pool

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

That's why some significant things in Britain are ten times more awesome than America. They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

[Blast-to-the-past]

At 10/2/09 05:11 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: If i was in it, it sure would.

That was meant to be in response to Mr. finland. Damn my epilepsy.

[Dromedary]

"You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now."
"Indeed. But let's not."
"Rather."

[zee666]

Is it wrong that I wanked to this?

[Blush]

Eh. I've found that British porn just seems weird because they curse so fucking much. I mean I can understand if they say "Fuck" or "cunt" a little bit, but they take it too a while new level. Plus the accent thing is just freaking annoying after a while.

[JKMonkey]

British women are pretty hot, though their accents gets annoying after a while.

[lawlmaster]

Me and mah shelieghly fuck britin spellingz

[aSquared94]

Porn is the dirtiest industry of the world, it will never be considered decent, but it is hot.

[Stoicish]

At 10/2/09 04:51 PM, GiantDouche wrote: There's no way you're 22.

I'm as about as 22 as you are 57.

[Leidolfr]

Thats because if its done in America its trash, if its done in England, its Art, because we all know we watch porn for the plot twists, oh no, how WILL he get the money for that pizza.

[emo-penguin]

At 10/2/09 05:14 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

Hahahahaha

You have no idea how wrong you are.

[Orange]

I think I'd be legitimately happy in the uk
ah if only.

[hhhh]

Spiffing good job wot?

[hdxmike]

Is this what americans think british people are like ?
only 0.1% of the population speak like that and there mostly gay

[ZOMGALIENS]

At 10/2/09 05:14 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's why some significant things in Britain are ten times more awesome than America. They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

Thanks.
We are.

[Bendt]

At 10/2/09 04:50 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Stereotypes are win

Also, porn will never ever be classy. Ever.

Yes.. Yes it will be..

One day.