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British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:27:55 Reply

Man, that is some classy stuff.

I hate to make comparisons, but here's the vast difference between two countries.

British: Man walks to pool and sees two very attractive naked women swimming. His voice over says, "Two sirens. Temptresses. Immaculate in designe and construction." Then is gets all lesbian hot.

America: OMG U GOTZ A BIG DICK!!! LETZ FUCKZORZ TILL WE BOOTH CUM!!! UNF UNF UNF!! SPLUUURRRRTTT!!! OHHHHH NOM NOM NOM!

...

Yeah, I had a lot of free time today to notice these differences.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:30:55 Reply

I like the word "immaculate".

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:49:45 Reply

any links, old chap?


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:50:45 Reply

Stereotypes are win

Also, porn will never ever be classy. Ever.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:51:00 Reply

There's no way you're 22.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:54:09 Reply

wtf?

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:56:27 Reply

America: OMG U GOTZ A BIG DICK!!! LETZ FUCKZORZ TILL WE BOOTH CUM!!! UNF UNF UNF!! SPLUUURRRRTTT!!! OHHHHH NOM NOM NOM!

cause we have fat white chicks and black guys

nuff said


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:56:43 Reply

At 10/2/09 04:49 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: any links, old chap?

Wrong forum lol

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:59:22 Reply

I'd expect British pornstars to be stupid slappers from Tyneside, Liverpool or Manchester, nothing classy.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 16:59:42 Reply

Does it involve top hats, monocles or tea in any way or form?

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:00:56 Reply

British girls are niiiiiiiice.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:11:31 Reply

If i was in it, it sure would.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:12:43 Reply

At 10/2/09 05:00 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: British girls are niiiiiiiice.

omg and that accent, pure win


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:13:15 Reply

reading between the lines, i would say they were fat homeless slags who found their way into your back yard pool

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:14:41 Reply

That's why some significant things in Britain are ten times more awesome than America. They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 17:15:15 Reply

At 10/2/09 05:11 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: If i was in it, it sure would.

That was meant to be in response to Mr. finland. Damn my epilepsy.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 18:02:10 Reply

"You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now."
"Indeed. But let's not."
"Rather."


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 18:03:33 Reply

Is it wrong that I wanked to this?


Like my cig? Hah!

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 18:06:07 Reply

Eh. I've found that British porn just seems weird because they curse so fucking much. I mean I can understand if they say "Fuck" or "cunt" a little bit, but they take it too a while new level. Plus the accent thing is just freaking annoying after a while.


R.I.P Kitty Krew ;_; and also cock joke.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 20:43:13 Reply

British women are pretty hot, though their accents gets annoying after a while.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 20:44:50 Reply

Me and mah shelieghly fuck britin spellingz


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-02 20:47:14 Reply

Porn is the dirtiest industry of the world, it will never be considered decent, but it is hot.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 04:12:33 Reply

At 10/2/09 04:51 PM, GiantDouche wrote: There's no way you're 22.

I'm as about as 22 as you are 57.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 04:19:36 Reply

Thats because if its done in America its trash, if its done in England, its Art, because we all know we watch porn for the plot twists, oh no, how WILL he get the money for that pizza.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 05:10:22 Reply

At 10/2/09 05:14 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

Hahahahaha

You have no idea how wrong you are.


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 05:21:21 Reply

Spiffing good job wot?


PM for a review on your music or flash video.
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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 06:48:38 Reply

Is this what americans think british people are like ?
only 0.1% of the population speak like that and there mostly gay


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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 06:55:38 Reply

At 10/2/09 05:14 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's why some significant things in Britain are ten times more awesome than America. They take a cultured, avant garde, and classy approach to everything, with charming accents and big hearts, of course.

Thanks.
We are.

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 07:00:02 Reply

At 10/2/09 04:50 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Stereotypes are win

Also, porn will never ever be classy. Ever.

Yes.. Yes it will be..

One day.


You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!

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Response to British Porn. 2009-10-03 07:04:15 Reply

At 10/3/09 07:00 AM, Bendt wrote:
At 10/2/09 04:50 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Stereotypes are win

Also, porn will never ever be classy. Ever.
Yes.. Yes it will be..

One day.

Heaven dosent count bitch


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