Forced sex

[Death619]

If you were forced to have sex with an animal what animal would it be?

I would choose a slender loris

[BioEthanol]

Humans are animals. so yeah i'd fuck a turtle.

[TheStonePilot]

I would chose James Bond, because he is a BEAST!

Please dear god kill me now.

[gumOnShoe]

An Elephant, and the trunk would be doing me, because its not sex if I'm not on the ground in a fetal position surrounded by blood and snot whimpering.

[TheStonePilot]

At 10/2/09 02:38 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: An Elephant, and the trunk would be doing me, because its not sex if I'm not on the ground in a fetal position surrounded by blood and snot whimpering.

Just like last Saint Patrick's day!

Good times, eh?

[Gagsy]

Who needs forced sex when my dog gives it to me for free?

[gumOnShoe]

At 10/2/09 02:39 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Just like last Saint Patrick's day!

There is actually a story behind that. It was an induction into a group of college kids to be asked this question if you were a freshman or just new to the group. I'd managed to avoid answering for a few weeks and then I was asked again and decided to just make them all ill for forcing the issue, it worked, it was lunch time.

At 10/2/09 02:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Who needs forced sex when my dog gives it to me for free?

See... now that's just creepy.

[PabMo]

A Yak? Or a grizzbear.

[Arnedsomedude]

do furries count too?

[Ass-Crumb]

A lemur.

I mean, look at those cute little fuckers.

[tigerkitty]

At 10/2/09 02:42 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 10/2/09 02:39 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Just like last Saint Patrick's day!

There is actually a story behind that. It was an induction into a group of college kids to be asked this question if you were a freshman or just new to the group. I'd managed to avoid answering for a few weeks and then I was asked again and decided to just make them all ill for forcing the issue, it worked, it was lunch time.

That doesn't make it any less disturbingly disgusting. To even imagine it gives me slight creepy vibes from you... >->

[Tribal]

At 10/2/09 02:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Who needs forced sex when my dog gives it to me for free?

Once again, too little information.

[gumOnShoe]

At 10/2/09 02:49 PM, tigerkitty wrote: That doesn't make it any less disturbingly disgusting. To even imagine it gives me slight creepy vibes from you... >->

Yeah, but you have to imagine a slightly quiet strait and narrow kid whose just gone off to college trying to fit in with a bunch of nerds and avidly ducking this question over and over again while people say things like "a dugong because it's surprisingly human like" or "a pig because I'd feel like I accomplished something when they orgasm for an hour" or "a wolverine so I felt like a man" over and over again... eventually you just want it to end, so you out do them.

There's a game called moa after the chinese leader where you make up a new rule every round, and one of those rules ended up being insult me, simply because I'd done something to punish another guy the round before. So, I had to sit there insulting myself for about an hour until I just started really ripping on myself so that they'd have a hard time even topping myself.

Its the way I operate. I avoid that kind of stuff until I'm put into a position where I don't really have a choice, and I opt to make the people who forced me into laugh while still being disturbed enough to stop...

You'd have to hang around me to get that, but its a rarity for me to ever say or even think anything like that...

[Legionnaire-X]

Dolphin, in a heartbeat.

[Dromedary]

A hippo.

Bagsy on top.

[SuperSonicDude109]

Probably a fox.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[MrPercie]

At 10/2/09 03:42 PM, SuperSonicDude109 wrote: Probably a fox.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Thats it! Get my gun! Im going furry fox hunting!

But if I was to pick, a whale.

[GenericName54]

A mouse.

[BlakeMo]

A Dugong, because apparently they feel most like a woman when having sex with, according to Manswers. :4

[Jackdabomb]

A giraffe; deepest throat ever.

[Erty]

At 10/2/09 02:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Who needs forced sex when my dog gives it to me for free?

Would you like to post a video of that, for free?

[Lunaful]

At 10/2/09 02:39 PM, TheStonePilot wrote:

At 10/2/09 02:38 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: An Elephant, and the trunk would be doing me, because its not sex if I'm not on the ground in a fetal position surrounded by blood and snot whimpering.

Just like last Saint Patrick's day!

Good times, eh?

I resent that comment.

[Lunaful]

At 10/2/09 02:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Who needs forced sex when my dog gives it to me for free?

Oh Gagsy, look what zoophilia has done to you.

[AKACCMIOF]

I wouldn't wanna shag any animal. But if I gotta, its gotta be a gazelle. Clean. Lithe. Sexy. Until they kick you that iPr

[newgroundskeeperjim]

Why is everyone saying Dugong? You'd prefer to sex one of THESE THINGS?

[ELITE-101]

why what else?

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[Erty]

I heard a certain specie of a river dolphin in Amazonas have genitals that resemble closely to a human female one. So, this is what animal I would choose.

[zee666]

An eel.

[tsdeath1]

At 10/2/09 04:24 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: why what else?

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whats wrong with that guys balls? it looks like an utter...

[FUNKbrs]

Sheep.

I mean, fuckit, you can't beat tradition.