If Newgrounds was a girls website

[Wegra]

If the majority of the population of Newgrounds was Girls what do you think would happen? I'd say we'd all be submiting flashes with Vagina jokes and tampons. And every BBS post would be about shoes. Plus Jade and Gagsy would be the only guy users.

[robin1232]

yep... thats all that I tought too

[djmrules]

ITT: Terrible stereotyping.

[ZOMGALIENS]

Maybe stupid threads wouldn't be here?

[Toiletpaper]

There would be no newgrounds.

[quagmire690]

it might turn into a dating site...
but realy i might not want to go to it anymore... i would go the reinvention of the boys NG site... and then there would be flash wars... between the sites... personaly i think that we would win it all the way to the end

[Jin]

NG would have a userbase of 20.

[MrFinland]

Remember what it was like during Breast Cancer awareness month? It's be like that, but permanently.

[therealanimator]

you would see a whole lot of gay porn and zac efron flash. i shudder thinkin about it.

[MoriChax]

At 10/2/09 01:24 PM, wegra2007 wrote: be submiting flashes with Vagina jokes and tampons.

I dont think most girls are immature enough to post such a thing..
There would probably be a crap load of Twilight flashes, or Jonas brothers.

Safe to say if that was the case I wouldn't be here.

[142201]

The background would be pink instead of awesome. And the auras would be varying shades of fab.

I don't think that there would be so much dirty humor... girls aren't into it as much as we are. They would just talk about mysterious girl things and submit fangirl flashes about every male celebrity in existence. And the audio portal would be full of aspiring country singers. Ugh.

[IggyJack]

At 10/2/09 01:31 PM, MoriChax wrote:

At 10/2/09 01:24 PM, wegra2007 wrote: be submiting flashes with Vagina jokes and tampons.

I dont think most girls are immature enough to post such a thing..
There would probably be a crap load of Twilight flashes, or Jonas brothers.

Safe to say if that was the case I wouldn't be here.

Oh god, if that was the case, any man on here would be considered gay. I don't see how anyone can put up with that shit for more than a millisecond.

[Sinitron]

THIS THREAD IS RACIST I HOPE IT GETS BLAMMED!!!

[Toblorone]

pussy jokes.

[Ass-Crumb]

It'd probably entirely more tame as well as more current event oriented and we wouldn't have a video game forum. And it'd probably be more lit oriented instead of art, I'd say. And it'd be overrun with fanfics (Trust me, most girls on the internet on all-girl sites are the exact type to write fanfic of some kind)

[BioEthanol]

if this was a girls website there would problee be tonnes of male pervs on here trying to get naked pictures of said girls.

[LynchedJohNNY]

In my mind it would go something like this.

[Gagsy]

At 10/2/09 01:24 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Plus Jade and Gagsy would be the only guy users.

As sexually pleasing as that idea shows, I'd be off to find another website where the lads are.

[tigerkitty]

At 10/2/09 02:26 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/2/09 01:24 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Plus Jade and Gagsy would be the only guy users.

As sexually pleasing as that idea shows, I'd be off to find another website where the lads are.

You'd... you'd abandon me?

No, really... NG wouldn't be NG. It's as simple as that. This website was built on the foundations of a seal-clubbing flash and a game where a kid tears apart his school. Definitely a guy thing. But that doesn't mean it lacks appeal for females, it just lack appeal for certain females (and, really, you wouldn't want them around anyway.)

[DevilDog016]

Vagina jokes every 1 second. Also all emotes will be replaced by the blush and the kiss emote.

DUH..

[Tribalfusion-X]

"I would like so totally brag about all the cute shoes I bought. I mean these cute pink little pumps I got yesterday, totally."

That in bad teenage girl grammar.
All over the BBS.
The only guys present being gay.
Laggy as fuck server because women don't know two shits and a stone about it.

[Gagsy]

At 10/2/09 02:39 PM, tigerkitty wrote:

You'd... you'd abandon me?

The moment I get you away from that dreaded deckheadtottie we can be happy!

No, really... NG wouldn't be NG. It's as simple as that. This website was built on the foundations of a seal-clubbing flash and a game where a kid tears apart his school. Definitely a guy thing. But that doesn't mean it lacks appeal for females, it just lack appeal for certain females (and, really, you wouldn't want them around anyway.)

This x 1000000000000.

That is basically what I meant, just made it shit and short :( I don't want to be on a website where we compare the latest Gucci shoes or discuss in detail what features of a guy we like. I want to kick it here and make jokes about cocks and watch the latest sick flash from Catoblepas.

Girls are welcome on NG of course, but the girl on NG are the ones you assume are guys at first. When people say "Gagsy is a girl?" it's a good thing, means I fit in when they think I got a penis :D

[DevilDog016]

At 10/2/09 02:43 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Vagina jokes every 1 second. Also all emotes will be replaced by the blush and the kiss emote.

DUH..

Also, I forgot to mention it: NG Store's Penicorns will have substantially longer and firmer horns.

[zimzap]

At 10/2/09 01:40 PM, 142201 wrote: The background would be pink instead of awesome. And the auras would be varying shades of fab.

Cool, next time I am using photoshop I will be sure to pick the color labeled "awesome".

[Dromedary]

Twwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiilllliiiiiiggggghhhtttt t

[Aigis]

"OH MY GOD IT'S A GUY"
"SHOW US YOUR DICK"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE OFFICE OLOLOLO"

[kidd25]

At 10/2/09 03:41 PM, Aigis wrote: "OH MY GOD IT'S A GUY"
"SHOW US YOUR DICK"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE OFFICE OLOLOLO"

......... um i agree.

[Joeyag]

there would be more Penicorns ! lol

[SuperSonicDude109]

Every user would like Twilight.

Ughhh...

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/2/09 01:42 PM, Sinitron wrote: THIS THREAD IS RACIST I HOPE IT GETS BLAMMED!!!

That made no logical sense whatsoever.

Threads don't get "blammed" They get locked or deleted.
An it would be "sexist" not "racist".

WTH? Why even complain about something so mild. This is Newgrounds people! DON'T LET IT GROW SOFT!