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Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:22:41 Reply

Well, what is the worst film ever?


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:25:14 Reply

The super mario movie, literally.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:29:49 Reply

Identity, cause it's soo disappointing. The ending is so absurd and horrible.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:32:26 Reply

no way you. how the hell does the keep getting work?!


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:40:41 Reply

According to imdb, Pocket Ninjas

But the movie industry has produced many god awful films

like the Happening. Everyone run away from the fucking wind; kid get his face palmed by a shotgun round in slow motion; what the fuck was that shit?

 

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 09:55:50 Reply

Disaster Movie, definitely the worst Movie I have ever seen in my life.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 10:11:58 Reply

The Hottie and the Nottie, even though I haven't seen it and I have no intentio of seeing it.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 12:56:20 Reply

At 10/2/09 09:55 AM, Jonathan-Moore wrote: Disaster Movie, definitely the worst Movie I have ever seen in my life.

I was going to go with Disaster Movie myself, but then I was thinking about some stuff on MST3K I saw, particuarly the movie "Monster A Go-Go". It is simply horrific and even with the riffing it wasn't enjoyable.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 12:58:14 Reply

I Am Legend

Crappy story line, stupid ending, zombie people looked like retards

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 12:58:40 Reply

Cheaper By The Dozen 2, walked out on that movie

my gf forced me into watching it with her

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 12:59:02 Reply

super mario movie hands down.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 12:59:46 Reply

trust me... there are a lot of bad films out there... dont even get me started on the short films that are submited tot he toronto film festavle...
and then there is the movie that is like broke back mountain but from the view of the horses...


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 13:01:07 Reply

Anything by that shitlicker Uwe Boll.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 13:21:35 Reply

At 10/2/09 01:03 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Plan 9 from Outer Space

that is a classic a b movie classic


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 13:36:30 Reply

The worst ones that come to mind for me are Red Sands and Transformers 2.
Red Sands is a horrible attempt at being a psychological horror when it is neither scary nor intelligent enough to pull it off. It has a scene where a marine just shoots an ancient statue and chuckles while the nerdy guy is like oh dang this ain't good.
Then a guy goes insane and the last guy left is like oh god I gotta kill my own squad mate dude.
So much shit happens too and none of it makes sense nor does it link together. I mean there is being intelligent and making you have to look deeply into it to understand but then there is just plain stupid.
And oh god the special effects where not good at all. The film is not even that old either.

Transformers 2.
Michael Bay managed to fuck up a film that's prime appeal was robots fighting and a hot chick in every scene.
A majority of the characters from the last film are no longer the same and are essentially different characters but with the same name.
Starscream gets an actual character this time around but it's like he is just thrown in there along with the 50000000 explosions.
Decepticon kitchen appliances. wut.
The kid dies and goes to robot heaven and then the robots are like no man no you gotta go back and save the day.
Just about every film cliche ever imaginable takes place and there is absolutely no continuity. I've seen sponges with less holes aaaaaaa. I felt like I was having my intelligence being insulted by the film but I can't tell if Michael Bay thinks we are all idiots or if he is just one big lucky idiot.
The fact that this film had a budget of $200 million USD is a shame too, District 9 was made with $30 million USD and look at what that got us.

At 10/2/09 12:58 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I Am Legend

Crappy story line, stupid ending, zombie people looked like retards

I Am Legend is decent, one of the better book to film adaptations.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 13:50:46 Reply

i saw Battlefield Earth...
I'm telling, it's right up there...

plus, it's a scientology movie...
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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 13:59:20 Reply

'You got served'. Load of black people shouting at each other. That's pretty much it.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:00:09 Reply

At 10/2/09 12:58 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I Am Legend

Crappy story line, stupid ending, zombie people looked like retards

I can understand how you might say that it's bad, but the worst film of all time? Not by any stretch.

For me, I'd say one of Ed Wood's later, shittier movies. And I don't mean "oh plan 9" because that has atleast a few redeeming qualities in its shittiness, I mean his later porn oriented shit fests with absolutely no redeeming qualities.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:24:39 Reply

twilight

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:39:41 Reply

Worst movies I've ever seen:
Master of Disguise: I love Dana Carvey, but that was complete shit
The Adventures of Pluto Nash: Eddie Murphy walks over the edge into failville
Battlefield Earth: It could have been enjoyable if it made any sense

Best movies I've ever seen:
Pursuit of Happyness: Will Smith is brilliant in this incredibly inspiring movie.
The Patriot: Mel Gibson may be an ass, but this movie was awesome.

I haven't seen most of the shitfests and the classics, but of those I have seen, those movies stick out in my mind.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:40:39 Reply

Justice league, power rangers. Power rangers mainly because an explosion goes off and then they jump 3 secs later. and the monsters look like regular people wearing masks.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:42:52 Reply

Knight Rider's "action" is actually quite amusing. I'm sure they didn't intend it to be though.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:44:44 Reply

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 14:49:53 Reply

At 10/2/09 12:58 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I Am Legend

Crappy story line, stupid ending, zombie people looked like retards

Not a great movie, but worst ever? Naaaah. And of course zombies aren't supposed to look intelligent.

Anyway, worst I've ever seen must have been Date Movie. There were a few scenes that were so bad that they managed to force a smile out of me, but I was mostly just embarrassed while watching it.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:18:21 Reply

There are terrible movies out there and here are some.

Watchmen
RoboCop 3
Hitman
Rob Zombie's: HalloweeN
300
10,000 B.C.
Postal
FarCry
Dark Wolf
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Resident Evil: Extenction

But I'd say the WORST movie ever created would be;
Postal


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:26:15 Reply

The Sims movie that was supposed to come out in theaters... most video game movies end up shitty.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:49:35 Reply

The one with Nicholas Cage in.

Yeah, all of them.

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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:53:39 Reply

I was in the XBOX 360 video marketplace last night and saw two movies titled Pot Zombies and Redneck Zombies.


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:54:57 Reply

BLINDNESS was the WORST movie i have ever seen


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Response to Worst film ever 2009-10-02 15:59:16 Reply

Twilight. Never saw it, but I know people who did.


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