So this one night, I'm laying in bed. Thinking about... puppies... what I can do to them... so anyways yeah. I start thinking about God, and this is SO not a GOD topic so don't expect that. So here I am thinking to myself, how I was taught.
The Bible (Its pronounced Bibble) tells us, that these scriptures will be altered, and to read in between the lines. Moving on... So, it says "God is everywhere, god is everything, God created the Earth and the Heavens." Some people and they really exist, have this crazy idea, that they can actually tap into this... God. Seeing as how he created us all note I say "He" so they think there is defiantly a connection. God also created.... dun DUdda DAAAH You guessed it. SATAN. Who then rebelled and got cast away into hell. THIS leads me to believe that god, ACTUALLY might have a split personality disorder, and may not be fully aware, what "it" is doing. Now notice I say "It" Because at this point I'm thinking whoa.... I really need a blunt right now. But , if I remember correctly, I was not under the influence of anything at that time.
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So basically, I think I hit something. I was in deep meditation, barely conscience at all, when suddenly, (they always say then suddenly) I saw, static, white noise, if you will the stuff you see when your TV goes out. I think I was SO close, it was very vivid, and I'm not even shitting around. I mean obviously, why take the word from some Pot smoking, puppy killing, myspace using, crappy flash animating genious, that is afraid a clown is going to rape him? But all and all, this really happened. Don't make me do it again.
