You guys all get an insulting gift for peoples birthdays right?
Like, you all get the real presents, but then you get something which is insulting.
For example, the at this kid who gets called a chink (his eyes are sorta slanty but he's english) birthday, we got him a dickload of fortune cookies. At the gingers birthday, we got him a Fireman Sam Video.
Sounds sad, but we're all saddos here so shhhh
Anyhow, there's a guys birthday coming up and his skit is "Jew" (Jewish surname) and I can't figure on anything to get him based on that, just give him money and he won't get it.
I COULD go to some obscure jewish shop and get him some jewish artifact or something, but I don't think there are any shops round here for that, so any other ideas?