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Posted at: 10/1/09 03:50 PM

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Had any good ones?

I got this obvious message tonight.

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Actually last night my girlfriend got one that said something like this:

"Your stomach ulcers come from not minding your stomach"

Or something like that... also ages ago she said one of her friends who was the kind of girl who would be your friend one minute and not the next got "You are ugly and you have no friends"

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At 10/1/09 03:54 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
Or something like that... also ages ago she said one of her friends who was the kind of girl who would be your friend one minute and not the next got "You are ugly and you have no friends"

Wow, that sucks.

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I once got a fortune cookie that soothing your body is a every day ting


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I had a blank one once...

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At 10/1/09 04:10 PM, DrClay wrote: I had a blank one once...

Wow. You must have been near suicidal.

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At 10/1/09 04:10 PM, DrClay wrote: I had a blank one once...

is that possible?

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I got a fortune saying, "Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you."
I got that the end of my senior year of high school. It hasn't happened yet... I've kept it in my wallet hoping that it would come true... But as I told you it hasn't...

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Once I was eating over at a friends house and we had chinese food. I got a fortune cookie that said something along the lines of "Eat your spinach like Popeye and you will grow big and strong." My friend still has it in her room.

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At 10/1/09 04:22 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 10/1/09 04:10 PM, DrClay wrote: I had a blank one once...
is that possible?

Yeah... I've had an empty fortune cookie. It felt like the cookie said I didn't have a future, which was rather unfortunate considering I was unemployed at the time...

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I had a fortune cookie say "don't do your best" I think that was a mistake I also had one say "wak he straight and narrow path to sucsses" that one must've had I guy type it to fast.


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At 10/1/09 04:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: "LOLZILLA will make a topic on Newgrounds about fortune cookies."

Woah, that's crazy, because I got one saying "iamgrimreaper will reply to a topic you make about fortune cookies."

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At 10/1/09 04:34 PM, SludgeMan wrote: "wak he straight and narrow path to sucsses"
type it to fast.

Oh, what hilarious irony...

Actually, I just had Chinese for lunch (worst General Tso's Chicken and Pork Fried Rice I ever had, though I guess it was edible and I'm pretty damn sick of pizza), and I have my fortune right here. "Don't get so caught up in the daily grind that you never find any time to enjoy yourself." It's preaching to the choir: I have the opposite problem, enjoying myself too much to the exclusion of essential work.

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'the web page you have requested cannot be found but millions of others exist'
thats from one of my cookies

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The funniest one I had was "You will make wise choices". Ok, not so funny, but it was given to me. I ain't never making any wise choices ;_;

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Worst day of my life.

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I had one that said "You're FAT! Stop eating Chinese food and eat something healthy." So I did. I mean really, you have to do what the fortune cookie says. They're like hypno-toad.

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How about this one I just got:

"You will find our food to be attractive and shall dance erotically with it"

I don't think the guy who writes these is paid enough...

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At 10/1/09 06:20 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Worst day of my life.

That's brilliant


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At 10/1/09 03:50 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Had any good ones?

I got this obvious message tonight

Being nife is really nice. It was printed exactly like that. I still dont know what it means.

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"discover love in your day" that was the day my first girlfriend broke up with me :(

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I got one that sed "Make lemonade into lemons". I lost it...

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At 10/1/09 06:54 PM, Tateos wrote: I got one that sed "Make lemonade into lemons". I lost it...

Actually, I didn't. But I wish to this day that I will.

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We don't get fortune cookies here, and just as well because its all vague bullshit that's more than likely to come true just like horoscopes.

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