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Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:22:46 Reply

Almost every night now I hear a bunch of these kids walking down the street yelling their heads off, swearing at each other, smashing things on poll. Last night they came around and smashed a bunch of these hard plastic tubes on a street light, making a mess, causing a racket, because of their stupidity, they alerted my neighbor's dogs. They are usually quiet during the evening but last night OOOOHHH. They barked for fucking hours, I don't blame the dogs for this; they were only trying to ward them off. But I couldn't get any sleep because of those fucking kids. Next time I see them I'm going to find one of my old water guns, fill it with boiling water and chaise then the street with it wearing a fucking troll mask I have laying around in my closet.

I hate stupid kids >:c

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:27:08 Reply

Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:29:53 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.

It would have to be really hot for that to happen, I've done it before I know how much heat my water gun can take.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:31:59 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:29 PM, Zekain wrote:
At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.
It would have to be really hot for that to happen, I've done it before I know how much heat my water gun can take.

If that doesn't work you can always fill waterballoons with chocolate milk. Or something worse ...


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:32:42 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:29 PM, Zekain wrote:
At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.
It would have to be really hot for that to happen, I've done it before I know how much heat my water gun can take.

Please have somebody video tap you doing this and then upload it to youtube so others can share your joy XD

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:33:25 Reply

Post it on teh Youtube for the lulz.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:33:49 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:31 PM, darthduba wrote:
At 10/1/09 12:29 PM, Zekain wrote: At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.
It would have to be really hot for that to happen, I've done it before I know how much heat my water gun can take.
Or something worse ...

Like boiled piss? I like you thinking!


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:33:56 Reply

Bring out the neighbourhood watch! Kick some ass! Go to jail!

...but those kids will be GONE!


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:35:58 Reply

Water gun... You're serious? You must be what 12. Violence is the answer.

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:36:45 Reply

You live in a ghetto or somethin?

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:37:06 Reply

Like boiled piss? I like you thinking!

That was right the thing I was thinking. But i wasn't' sure it would fit the BBS. You prove it did!


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:38:19 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:35 PM, PabMo wrote: Water gun... You're serious? You must be what 12. Violence is the answer.

What do you think the boiled water is for?


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:41:10 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:35 PM, PabMo wrote: Water gun... You're serious? You must be what 12. Violence is the answer.

Obviously you didn't notice the 'boiling water' part of his plan.

Also, POST IT ON YOUTUBE AND GIVE US A LINK! :D

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:47:01 Reply

Stuff happens to me often in the summer... I ask them to turn it down or some crap but if they are those kind of kids that think their cool by swearing and crap then a paintball gun shuts them up.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:56:43 Reply

You should've grabbed their cocks.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 12:58:36 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:36 PM, Sealander wrote: You live in a ghetto or somethin?

All i'm saying is them (racist term for black people) was the "sheeit"

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 13:08:19 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:38 PM, Zekain wrote: What do you think the boiled water is for?

In a water gun it wouldn't take long for the temperature of the water to go down to a tolerable level. Also not as effective through clothes and such a small stream.

At 10/1/09 12:41 PM, KronikEnt wrote: Obviously you didn't notice the 'boiling water' part of his plan.

I did but it's lame. The paintball gun idea from Meepster is a much better idea.

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 13:13:55 Reply

Why don't you just use a pellet gun? (the shotgun kind)


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 13:33:21 Reply

The answer to your problem is simple.
Rape or just go up to the kids call them poor and laugh and point.

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 15:07:00 Reply

Yeah the boiled water in a squirt gun thing is kinda gay, i would say to buy an airsoft gun or something, maybe even Pellet gun...

Best of all is the paintball gun; Ruin their clothes and their confidence!

I guess my kick made his penis explode...

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 15:59:26 Reply

At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.

Gasoline +water gun + lighter held at right angle = problem solved.

I am a FUCKING GENIUS!!!!


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:01:27 Reply

At 10/1/09 03:59 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:
At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.
Gasoline +water gun + lighter held at right angle = problem solved.

I am a FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

OR you could just fill the water gun with your pee. That works too.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:02:18 Reply

Won't boiling water make the plastic melt?

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:05:14 Reply

At 10/1/09 03:59 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:
At 10/1/09 12:27 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Boiling water + Plastic = melted water gun. You'll probably melt shut the nozzel.
Gasoline +water gun + lighter held at right angle = problem solved.

I am a FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

I uh... actually know a guy who did this... and I don't really recommend it.

Yeah, he's still around, but the guy has schizophrenia, which is unrelated, except that his fits of rage and such just led him to the idea. Point is, you probably won't be as lucky with not having the fumes blow back into the chamber. He did always claim that the flame melted the plastic before it could blow the tank, but still, a recipe for the Darwin Awards.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:08:39 Reply

i believe you should order this before engaging them

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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:14:10 Reply

I heard dogs, if there big and vicious let them out and watch the fun of little kids getting ripped apart by some angry dogs.

Just be careful that they don't go for you, hopefully they like you if not, get a pole with a hook on the end to open the gates.

And if that doesn't work, go for a Water Gun with Oil and shoot them then get either a Molotov Cocktail or one of those Lighters that stay open and lit then throw em.

Better yet do both, just try not to get the dogs. Neighbours will be pissed that you killed there dogs although no one will care about retarded kids, not even their parents.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:15:39 Reply

Good luck getting shot dumbass.


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Response to Stupid kids. 2009-10-01 16:16:44 Reply

They're just kids having some harmless fun. Don't be that cranky asshole nobody likes.