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At 10/1/09 01:42 AM, blakemo wrote: Yay, one person that actually doesn't piss 'n mah drank!

I piss in your lemon drank.

At 10/1/09 01:42 AM, blakemo wrote: Yay, one person that actually doesn't piss 'n mah drank!

Actually, his home toilet is linked to your fridge, spewing his body fluids right into your drinks.

At 10/1/09 01:27 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I piss in your lemon drank.

That's not true!!! That's impossible!!

Use a cubical. If that doesn't work, think about water. Water... splashity dripity splishity splosh, Niagra Falls on the boat ride... yes, WATER.

You'd be amazed at how well it works, Bottom is so awesome.

At 10/1/09 03:31 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Shy bladder. I used to have that problem. If someone else came in while I was trying to go, I would just stare at them and smile while holding my cock until they left.

Thats fucked up!

Same here!
It won't matter what it is, a man, women.. a TV..
Yeah, i don't like getting interupted:o.

Yeah I know what you mean. Happens to me whenever there isn't one of the divider things between the urinals. Its annoying especially when there are like 10 urinals and the dumbass decides to take the one right next to you.

At 10/1/09 05:39 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: Actually, alot of kids and even some adults have this problem. It's like a bathroom version of stage fright. It doesn't matter if you are a jock or a nerd, it can happen to anyone. The reason for this is when you get ready to urinate, your subconscious tells your brain that someone is in the bathroom with you, and the brain, knowing that you never piss in front of anyone, tells your bladder to hold it until you are alone, thus stage fright. Best way to probably get over this, and this is just a suggestion, is to get comfortable taking a piss while people are near you. Have a friend or sibling talk to you through your bathroom door now and then and see if that helps.

I got a group of girls talking dirty to me when I was in a public bathroom once. I was ten at the time and they were uni girls. It was my third boner and couldn't piss once. Damn bitches.

At 10/1/09 09:00 AM, killerjeff wrote: Here's what you do, tell your pee pee to hold until you get home.

Did you ever hold your bladder when it has been full all day.I did it every day since I was in middle school. It is painful and nothing to laugh about. I am a freshman in college. I can't piss in the communal men's room there. So I go to my 8 a.m. class with a bladder full. Then I am free for two hours. So I go to the 3rd floor of the library where there is a quiet men's room. There I can relieve myself for the first an only time until after dinner when the library is empty up there. So try it sometime. Talk to your own pee pee. Tell her she can't go except two times a day. A friend told me to look up: www.paruresis.org
They have a forum. Plenty of other guys and girls can't go when anyone is around. They help many of us. I am going to check it out.

I usually piss in the stall, because its more private and has more room.

You have stage fright.

It's normal for those with smaller penises to find shame and discomfort around the MUCH MUCH more endowed such as myself. Give him some love and he shall grow grasshopper.

At 10/1/09 12:51 AM, TNT wrote: Seems to happen more and more often when I am out in public (particularly in High School). I go into the boy's restroom to take a piss, but when someone else is there, I just can't go. It's really embarrassing to say the least because I'd just stand there in front of the toilet looking directly at the white wall doing nothing at all. I try to relax and tell my self that no one is there (breathing in and out lightly), but it's really hard to do when you hear footsteps, running water, flushing, etc.

However, when it's just only me I can go perfectly fine.

This ever happened to you?

OP this is a condition called Bashful Kidney, and is nothing to be ashamed of. It means that your subconsious does not want people to see your weiner. A good solution is to look down at your wee wee, or close your eyes.

At 10/1/09 12:51 AM, TNT wrote:

I go into the boy's restroom to take a piss, but when someone else is there, I just can't go.:

This ever happened to you?

Sounds like the problem from Waiting. And no this has never happened to me. Good Luck... and good will to all..... exept Hitler.

Shit, that happens to me all of the time. I always flush the toilet before I piss because it breaks the silence and the sound of water helps me get started.

And for some odd reason I piss better around black people.

At 10/1/09 03:31 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Shy bladder. I used to have that problem. If someone else came in while I was trying to go, I would just stare at them and smile while holding my cock until they left.

why would you smile thats creepy just holding you're cock and smiling at them

This started happening to me recently for seemingly no reason. Luckily my dorm has no urinals, so I'm forced to the stalls anyway.

Also, double stage fright would really suck.

At 10/1/09 02:12 PM, blakemo wrote:

At 10/1/09 01:27 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I piss in your lemon drank.

That's not true!!! That's impossible!!

Yes, I do believe it's very possible.

@TNT, are you able to piss outside with friends? If no, then you're missing on the best part of manhood.

I don't want to risk some freak looking at my dick.

when i consume too much mdma it prevents me from pissing....kind of a weird feeling.

I have the same problem

every day at school i dont use the toilets because of embarrassment so i just wait till i get home (pretty annoying but im used to it)