Cute little story

[Chic0]

So i kinda need help or something, it's just that i'm kinda worried about my tongue.

You see, i was with my GF like.. 5 hours ago and we were talking then we started kissing all went well.. all of a sudden she bites (literally BITES) my fucking tongue in the middle (in the part with that thing that makes your tongue stick to the bottom) well, the thing is that it kept bleeding and something was hanging out of that wound.

So it'll be cool if you guys tell me if everything is going to be cool or if there is something i should do.

It'll also be cool if you guys don't say "OMG A PUSSY WILL COME OUT OF YOUR TONGUE" or "Lol you need to buy a new one" k? :)

[Hellraiser]

She's a vampire.

You have AIDS.

[The4thSurvivor]

So it'll be cool if you guys tell me if everything is going to be cool or if there is something i should do.

It'll also be cool if you guys don't say "OMG A PUSSY WILL COME OUT OF YOUR TONGUE" or "Lol you need to buy a new one" k? :)

it sounds like she severed your abdula oblonggata

not good

[Toiletpaper]

I vote hospital.

[STEM]

My god. I was sure that part was called the 'frenum,' so I went to google but it was taking forever to load so I thought i'd go try out microsoft's new search engine Bing. Sure enough, I search for frenum in images, and I get hundreds of images of pierced penises.

Fuck you OP and fuck you microsoft
(oh and see a doctor or at least tell mom)

[Cybersief]

At 10/1/09 12:09 AM, STEM wrote: My god. I was sure that part was called the 'frenum,' so I went to google but it was taking forever to load so I thought i'd go try out microsoft's new search engine Bing. Sure enough, I search for frenum in images, and I get hundreds of images of pierced penises.

I hopped on the Microsoft-is-awesome train a long time ago, but I think bing sucks. I don't know why, it's just retarded. Google ftw.

And I'm voting on seeing-a-doctor.

[andale524]

At 10/1/09 12:15 AM, Cybersief wrote: I hopped on the Microsoft-is-awesome train a long time ago, but I think bing sucks. I don't know why, it's just retarded. Google ftw.

google is better. bing sucks because it still needs to grow and get more people who want to use it and people who want their site to come up on bing

[WeirdJamFace]

I don't see how this story is cute. You could get an infection in your tongue!
Next thing you know, it's a dark shade of green, covered in warts and everytime you eat something it tastes like burnt pig fat.

Or is that just me?

[Sizzlebuzz]

Yeah, that's probably not supposed to be ripped apart by your girlfriends teeth. So I would tell your parents that your girlfriend is a psycho. Depending on how bad it is though, I would give it a day. But then again, I don't really care about your tongue.

[minion002]

drink straight vodka to heal the wound, and pray she ain't a succubus

[Urban-Pacman]

Bite back.

[Deadchick]

Sounds painful...I guess she was hungry XD

[Gedveikur]

I am more interested in why she bit your tung... and if she has given you a bj yet?

if not I sense a good story coming up

[Hydecka]

See about going to a doctor. Best idea I have, until then use WEBMD, or something. Tottally free good respected medical resource, with actual doctors on it.

[badassdude1234]

At 10/1/09 12:08 AM, Toiletpaper wrote: I vote hospital.

I second that

[newgroundslover94]

wtf why did she bite ur tounge was she angry at u or did she not know how to tounge kiss?

[Chic0]

At 10/1/09 04:45 AM, Gedveikur wrote: I am more interested in why she bit your tung... and if she has given you a bj yet?

if not I sense a good story coming up

I actually don't know WHY the hell she did that, I mean, it bever happened before. It looks like she was hungry or is just fucking retarded and doesn't know that a tongue shouldn't be bitten.

Well about the bj part, no she didn't, but i asked her like what's her opinion and shit and she said "hell no penises are horrible and i think disgusting" and I just said "oh you'll get there". Also one time it almost happened but her little fucking brother came in my bedroom without knocking (like he always does).

Anyways, my tongue is now fine (not so much but at least i can talk), and what i'm going to do is wait until next week and see my dentist... I guess she can tell me if this shit is bad or nothing bad will happen.

Thanks for the replies xD

[Gagsy]

Whatever you do, don't let her give you a blowjob.

[Jumpah]

You have aids
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[fixaprob]

be careful while she'll give u blowjob next time

[killerjeff]

Personally, I would let her bite harder and drink my blood until I was unconscious, then I would let her slowly eat my body parts, but keep me alive, when she is ready to eat my penis and tescels, I would allow her to sit on my face bare naked while doing it.
Her voice of pleasure when she swallows parts of my body into her intestines..... ohhh yeah..
I'm her lunch, I'm her energy, her sexy body absorbs my body into her blood stream.

[PabMo]

I also don't see the cute side.

[PabMo]

At 10/1/09 03:58 AM, Urban-Pacman wrote: Bite back.

I second this. And.. He's 14. Don't give him ideas about BJ's.

[tigger448]

At 10/1/09 12:08 AM, Toiletpaper wrote: I vote hospital.

^^^this^^^

[Lou500]

At 10/1/09 12:06 AM, Hellraiser wrote: She's a vampire.

You have AIDS.

Nah, she's a cannibal.

[g12man12]

Does she do same when she sucks?

No pun intended.