Ackward Restroom Moments

[Tobi]

So NG, have any of these? If so, do tell.

Once I was in a fancy resruant. It was all great. Until I went to the stalls. I took the only open one, and took a seat. It was too late when I realised that it was one of those high flow toilets that qiuetly restore the water line. I was constipated, and when it finally slid out, cold water splashed all over my bum. I yelled loudly. I could hear a couple guys outside saying "WTF is his problem?". A guy also knocked on the stall and asked "You alright, buddy?"

[AlphaCentauri]

It's always awkward doing a twozie in a public bathroom. I'm always afraid I'm gonna make a strange fart noise, groan loudly, or have there be a loud plop as it hits the water.

It's also awkward when people are shamless about it. Groaning and moaning without care.

Oh, and when the guy in the stall next to you is obviously masturbating, thats a strange one.

[JakFro5t]

So I walk into the restroom at a restaraunt and look for an open urinal, thankfully all are open so I take the far right one. Another guy comes in, and out of all the other urinals, he takes the one directly next to mine. Guy code dictates I have to look over and make sure he's not looking at my cock.

Here's where it get's wierd,
as I look over, he looks over,
and our eyes meet,

So I kissed him.

[yurgenburgen]

Was in the pub and needed a piss.
Stood at the urinal, this trucker comes in and stands at the one next to me.
He goes "What's up?"
I go "good".
I stare blankly at the wall and let out a squeaky fart.
He finishes and leaves.

[ghostxero]

At 9/30/09 10:30 PM, JakFro5t wrote: So I walk into the restroom at a restaraunt and look for an open urinal, thankfully all are open so I take the far right one. Another guy comes in, and out of all the other urinals, he takes the one
Here's where it get's wierd,
as I look over, he looks over,
and our eyes meet,

So I kissed him.

you left out the part where u swallowed me!

[FatJoe214]

I was in the restroom and they were playing Freebird and i started tapping my foot to the song and I didn't know there was a guy next door and he said " dude i don't roll that way. " I told him i was tapping my foot to the song and he said " oh nevermind i thought you were like that senator dude "

[ForkStorm]

At 9/30/09 10:24 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It's always awkward doing a twozie in a public bathroom. I'm always afraid I'm gonna make a strange fart noise, groan loudly, or have there be a loud plop as it hits the water.

I've once had that happen. My stomach was liuterally aching with pain, so I went into the stall, pulled down my pants, sat down, and let it all out. Iy was the longest release of air I've ever had. So long in fact I had to exclaim with a loud and satisfied " Ahhhhh. "

Made the guy sitting in the stall next to me laugh.

[Struggle]

It's always awkward at school when you and another, guy are standing at urinals and neither of you can pee. You're all just waiting for it. So it's all quiet and stuff.

[dumassstudios]

I never take a shit at school, in grade 1 once i was doing a crap and people looked over the stall and i have been scared to do it since

fuckin jerks

[hdxmike]

I was taking a crap and i was pushing out a HUGE shit ,it was halfway out when i noticed there was no tissue to wipe with .

Lulz ensued

[The-Masked-Poster]

i got a prank call wile i was in the toilet at a shop and the guy who called was shouting random swears at me. after that we all started talkiing to each other wilst on the crapper.

[Toiletpaper]

Took a crap, left the stall open in kindergarden.

waaahhhh

[ForkStorm]

At 9/30/09 11:00 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Took a crap, left the stall open in kindergarden.

waaahhhh

Oh crap. That's the WORST time to start using the public bathroom.

[WritersBlock]

One time, at my uni toilets, I had finished my business in the stalls and went to watch my hands when there was this man in his 30s standing at the hand-drier machine. This was one of those machines with the pointless swivel head. So this man, in his collared shirt, with tie, glasses and business haircut, he had turned the head of the machine to direct the air towards his face, and he was pretending he was superman.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
So he notices me staring at him and he gives me a nod as if saying "yeah, I'm so cool and hilarious for doing this" and I shake my head and leave the bathroom.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

At 9/30/09 10:39 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I was in the restroom and they were playing Freebird and i started tapping my foot to the song and I didn't know there was a guy next door and he said " dude i don't roll that way. " I told him i was tapping my foot to the song and he said " oh nevermind i thought you were like that senator dude "

Haha, that's class!

[95688kage]

I was taking a shit in a tiny stall and forgot too lock it. I don't want to mention what happened next.

[Techno]

Ugh i hate these.

You are at a urinal, and then some dude just gets up right next to you. The point is, there is another one right next to the one he chose, but no he has to be right on your dick.

That pisses me off so much. I always want to say something but like, i am pissing so it would be weird.

[KillerSkull]

I once walked into a stall to find shit all over the floor. Either the guy really did want to vandalize the restroom or he was too fucking lazy to take two mor steps and take his shit in the toilet.

Oh, and did I mention that this was at my middle school?

[Lukito94]

I was once on the restroom on a super mall, and shit over the USA, so i though it was a little nicer than over here in Mexico, like it usually does, so i just went in the cubicle to pee, yes, i do not use urinals i'm a home kid XD so, i just felt an urge to take a crap, so i just grunted, and sat down, i looked at the grafitis on the door, and i suddenly heard some loud "THUMP!" on the door, thank god i was on the crapper, i'd rather not specify what happened here...

so the weird 'fight' went on, i heard grunts, moans, smacks, and all sorts of weird sounds, well...it goes soapy-opera...y here, the noises stopped all of sudden, and i see someone fall down, inside of my cubicle, then we stared at eachother, and the other dude looked through the space under the door, they both said 'Luc?' i stared blankly at them, and said 'Tails, Z3?!' they entered there, under the door, and i quickly cleaned myself up, and flushed the WC down...

we talked about what the fuck were they doin' and why the fuck in a mall, they were yiffin' and they were there coz...i don't remember why, but we spoke there, they even---....ermmm....eheheheh...i'd better skip this part

So, we finished doin' our stuff (I'm still a virgin, BTW) and then exited the cubicle, there was a little crowd staring at us, and...well... that's awkward enough, i'll cut it out... but believe me, that's the weirdest way to meet another furries >.<

[Cybersief]

It's only awkward if you make it awkward, I mean, everyone has the big monster of a shit happen every once in a while.

[Sensationalism]

We were visiting my aunt and uncle and I had to use the restroom. While I was in there, my aunt came in and asked me what I was doing. It was totally uncool and awkward and embarrassing and it scared me because I was just a kid and hardly ever saw this lady. I think that was like a "just for looks" bathroom or something. I dunno. Weird.

At 9/30/09 11:03 PM, WritersBlock wrote: So he notices me staring at him and he gives me a nod as if saying "yeah, I'm so cool and hilarious for doing this" and I shake my head and leave the bathroom.

Oh, that's totally hilarious!!

[142201]

Theatre bathrooms are the worst. Everyone comes out of the movie at the same time and they all have to piss really bad. I had to use the little kid urinal. I splashed everywhere.

:(

[tommo5652]

I've once had that happen. My stomach was liuterally aching with pain, so I went into the stall, pulled down my pants, sat down, and let it all out. Iy was the longest release of air I've ever had. So long in fact I had to exclaim with a loud and satisfied " Ahhhhh. "

Made the guy sitting in the stall next to me laugh

well done

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 9/30/09 10:39 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: he said " dude i don't roll that way. " I told him i was tapping my foot to the song and he said " oh nevermind i thought you were like that senator dude "

This is amazing, I would have laughed so damn hard.

[tarahloveshentai]

I have a small fear of people listening to me pee so sometimes when I go to the restroom, I'll flush the toilet before I start so the sound covers it up. Tonight I went when the matinence guy was cleaning the woman's and he waited at the door. I did my little flush and when I walked out he noted how I flush twice.

A couple times I've gone to the bathroom at work when someone else was going and they talk to me while we pee which is always awkward for me. I don't have many awkward moments I guess.

[badassdude1234]

So I was in the public bath in a restaurant and I took the middle toilet out of three, I was just starting when two people came into the toilets on each side and shamelessly released their bowels with grunting and moans and the smell made me vomit alittle and they must have heard me puked because they both came and said you need help....WTF......

[Luis]

When i was in London, i remember being at the urinal, and then Tom came in and i really hate it when people talk to me while im trying to take a piss.. and hes like so hows it goin? ... i will never forgive him.

[iamgrimreaper]

Well... I went to the stall... Sat down... Looked at my watch, it said "3:00PM"... Then I read the stall door. In lipstick, it said "Want some fun? Meet me here, 3:00PM."... So... Yeah...

[BerzerkingApe]

At 9/30/09 10:14 PM, tobi0 wrote:

A guy also knocked on the stall and asked "You alright, buddy?"

Owned.

[dreaming-loudly]

One time I was in a public toilet taking a piss when a guy blew up and parts of his brain landed on my tie. Very awkward.