Things no one should ever eat/drink

[poxpower]

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- Fruit juices
- mammal meat
- anything deep fried
- chips / cheetos / pretzels and that kind of crap
- baked good
- sweets/ candy
- ice cream / poscicles / sorbets etc.
- cheese
- butter
- vegetable oil
- smoked anything
- BBQed anything
- white/ brown sugar
- bread in all its form
- most breakfast cereals
- peanut butter / jelly / spreads in general
- cream/ whole milk / animal milk in general
- soft drinks
- beer / liquor... probably wine
- excrements

WE CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE I TELL YOU
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[solman219]

you just named everything i eat

; except excrements

[citricsquid]

people who shouldn't try and be funny: poxpower.

[poxpower]

At 9/30/09 04:49 PM, citricsquid wrote: people who shouldn't try and be funny: poxpower.

You are pathetic. Go away.

[RandomExploit]

You shitting me?

[gumOnShoe]

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, poxpower wrote: - ice cream
- beer / liquor... probably wine

lol, I agree, but I've actually heard that in moderation these two groups aren't that bad for you, excepting maybe the liquor.

Ice Cream is good in small doses. Like, not half a pint a day...
Red wine is excellent for you if you want to live long.
There are some benefits to the occasional beer.

I think its mostly a thing of moderation... In other news I recently read I shouldn't eat with skinny overeaters because my brain will make me then over eat and I will be fat.

[Grub-Xer0]

Clinical studies show that eating is bad for your health.

[GUnit0001]

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, poxpower wrote: - sweets/ candy

Let me expand on that,Pox.
A sucker that has been stepped on,jumped on,kicked across a floor,carried around half open in your pocket,and T-bagged.

Oh,look!A sucker that fits that description in my pocket! *Pops sucker in mouth*

[poxpower]

At 9/30/09 04:53 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

I think its mostly a thing of moderation...

Yeah but in a perfect world you shouldn't eat any of those things...
aw : (

In other news I recently read I shouldn't eat with skinny overeaters because my brain will make me then over eat and I will be fat.

maybe. Like you're not supposed to use big plates for your food.... ... which sounds crazy but who knows.

At 9/30/09 05:02 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Clinical studies show that eating is bad for your health.

Yes my grandparents ate every day and now...they're dead.
But the people in Ethiopia don't eat and they still die...

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NO I'M GOING TO DIE :,(

[therealanimator]

the government: we have the power to make you fucking starve to death.

[ZOMGALIENS]

Wut?

[Unmorph]

Don't eat yourself, in case you didn't figure it out.

[Ass-Crumb]

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, poxpower wrote: - peanut butter / jelly / spreads in general

I was going to be a tool and agree with you wholeheartedly, but I feel that you can never have enough Vegemite.

[triplenoob]

ok so according to that, wherever you got this info, we should just live on fish and green vegetables?
the nutritionists are mad to ask so much out of people. damn without these unhealthy crap, how could i ease my painful and impossible to overcome hunger?

[evan210]

Good thing we can still eat food...

[AssJack]

Can we eat ass? its not meat, although its of mammles...

[Lagamuffin]

At 9/30/09 04:49 PM, citricsquid wrote: people who shouldn't try and be funny: poxpower.

Seconded

[punk546]

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, poxpower wrote:

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- cream/ whole milk / animal milk in general

- beer / liquor... probably wine

i would like to know where you get your sources. Beer and wine have been shown to prevent the risks of a heart attack granted you are limited to 1 serving a day. and milk being bad for you?? you kidding me? I wouldnt be surprised if you had a calcium deficiency and your teeth were rotting out.

[OneGunn]

You probably shouldn't be eating anything out of a local Spencers... But I would say Red Wine could be used in a perfect world, it does help you live longer and healthier, but only in certain amounts.

I do wonder if this thread was made due to your previous "weaning off of food" thread :\

[ToastedCupcake]

I'm eating all of those things right now.

[Diddy]

Toothpaste. You shouldn't eat toothpaste.

[deathofghosts]

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, poxpower wrote:

- beer / liquor... probably wine

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why pox??

[Xurch]

I hate seeing sources tell you milk is bad for you, everything is bad for you dammit

[ertysproductions]

Just as long as your diet is varied you have nothing to worry about. Look, you can go around eating sweets every day, as long as you keep in shape and get all the other nutreins you need.

[LeroyJ]

monkey brains? People in india have it.

[phrozonfire]

Tubgirl Juice.

I FUCKING WENT THERE.

[Tykwa]

because me and pox are preparing for concentration camp.

wtf is there to eat rofl

[Endless-Psychoticism]

Would it be okay to eat pussy?

[MetallixTheKnight]

Yeah, liker I'm gonna change my eating habits for some guy who I'll never meet. I'll eat what and as much as I want, and you ain't gonna tell me otherwise.

Just play along, guys. He just wants to feel like he's funny!

[Lemmiwinks91]

live a nice healthy boring life of pasta, fish, vegetables and fruit.