Man I would've loved to see this incident happen.
So over the weekend, there was a call for the cops and an ambulance to our local laundromat. Supposedly somebody had passed out in there. Now you hear this, and you think it must've been an elderly individual.
Well, that's not the case here.
As the story goes, some middle-aged woman was really drunk and alone inside the laundromat. She was so drunk, she was actually naked inside there. Apparently she ended up slipping, falling, and hitting her head on something as she hit the floor. I mean, who cares what had happened really. The fact that she was liquored up and naked inside a laundromat is hilarious enough.
This was the same woman that was caught giving a blowjob to a guy in a back room at a bar last week. I was there when it happened, but thank god I didn't walk out to find that shit going on. I would've puked, just because this bitch is ridiculously ugly. I had never seen this guy before (the guy that received fellatio), but why would he subject himself to such an atrocity?
Heh, booze makes people do some crazy things. I feel sorry for the ambulance workers who had to tend to that woman. I'm sure they had to disinfect their eyeballs afterwards...
