Literature portal

[jarinatorman]

I think it would be fucking awesome and i think that we have the ability... what we lack is the capacity

It would be absolutly FLOODED with porn and this would kinda shove out the people with real submissions

now if we were all cool about it i think it could bring a modicum of class to newgrounds

so what do you think... can we do it. can we make this shit happen?

[STEM]

It's already under construction

[JHaley]

At 9/30/09 12:37 AM, jarinatorman wrote: I think it would be fucking awesome and i think that we have the ability... what we lack is the capacity

It would be absolutly FLOODED with porn and this would kinda shove out the people with real submissions

now if we were all cool about it i think it could bring a modicum of class to newgrounds

so what do you think... can we do it. can we make this shit happen?

I already asked Tom about it, he said he's thinking about it.

As for a modicum of class in Newgrounds, here's the inevitable response:

lol, he said modiCUM.

[jarinatorman]

At 9/30/09 12:38 AM, STEM wrote: It's already under construction

COOL
so when can we expect it.

[FBIpolux]

At 9/30/09 12:38 AM, STEM wrote: It's already under construction

Liarg.

[Apuleyo]

At 9/30/09 12:39 AM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/30/09 12:37 AM, jarinatorman wrote: I think it would be fucking awesome and i think that we have the ability... what we lack is the capacity

It would be absolutly FLOODED with porn and this would kinda shove out the people with real submissions

now if we were all cool about it i think it could bring a modicum of class to newgrounds

so what do you think... can we do it. can we make this shit happen?

I already asked Tom about it, he said he's thinking about it.

As for a modicum of class in Newgrounds, here's the inevitable response:

lol, he said modiCUM.

Hurry up, I just had to publish my new series of short stories in this forum :)
I would love to see a Literature Portal! Hey, who would be the poster child for the voting images? The flash has Pico, Audio Darnell, Art Nene... The Alien Hominid maybe?

[JHaley]

At 9/30/09 12:44 AM, Apuleyo wrote: I would love to see a Literature Portal! Hey, who would be the poster child for the voting images? The flash has Pico, Audio Darnell, Art Nene... The Alien Hominid maybe?

Or a Tankman.

[EpicFail]

I'm looking forward to it, but I think this thread really doesn't express how important the literature portal will be.

I write a lot more than I do anything, and I definitely can't wait for it if it really is coming.
I doubt it is though, unfortunately.

[jarinatorman]

At 9/30/09 12:46 AM, EpicFail wrote: I'm looking forward to it, but I think this thread really doesn't express how important the literature portal will be.

I write a lot more than I do anything, and I definitely can't wait for it if it really is coming.
I doubt it is though, unfortunately.

hey... what did you just say about my thread.
step off my thread

and fyi. STEM is a well established user in the newgrounds community
he didnt get there by lieing about important shit like site updates

[MegamanZero360]

At 9/30/09 12:51 AM, jarinatorman wrote: and fyi. STEM is a well established user in the newgrounds community
he didnt get there by lieing about important shit like site updates

Exactly. He showed the whole staff his gay porn stash. That is the only requirement. Come on, they said the BBS was going to get shut down, what makes you think they won't lie now?

[jarinatorman]

At 9/30/09 12:53 AM, MegamanZero360 wrote:

Exactly. He showed the whole staff his gay porn stash. That is the only requirement. Come on, they said the BBS was going to get shut down, what makes you think they won't lie now?

lol
and who said that?

[XD0042006]

The literature portal will be up as soon as the chat is.

[EpicFail]

At 9/30/09 01:00 AM, XD0042006 wrote: The literature portal will be up as soon as the chat is.

The day after Duke Nukem Forever.

[WritersBlock]

At 9/30/09 12:38 AM, STEM wrote: It's already under construction

That it is. In the meantime, we've only got our blogs. Which cap off your text at about 7,000 words if you're lucky.

I don't mean to whore my literature around here, but I've set up a blog on an alt account which hosts the majority of my writing, as displayed in a way I'd much like the Literature portal to be set out.

What do you guys think?
I mean, I'd guess that genres/types would link to pages where the stories of that particular type are kept by all authors, but basically, individual authors, this is the sort of thing I'd like to see. :)

[Yhtomit]

At 9/30/09 12:44 AM, Apuleyo wrote: Hurry up, I just had to publish my new series of short stories in this forum :)
I would love to see a Literature Portal! Hey, who would be the poster child for the voting images? The flash has Pico, Audio Darnell, Art Nene... The Alien Hominid maybe?

I'd vote for Alien Hominid. He deserves to be seen around Newgrounds more.

[scruffydog90]

If I can remember correctly in an interview didn't Tom mention awhile ago that there would be some 5th 'mystery' portal coming to NG?

[jarinatorman]

At 9/30/09 01:01 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/30/09 01:00 AM, XD0042006 wrote: The literature portal will be up as soon as the chat is.

The day after Duke Nukem Forever.

which is...

[JKMonkey]

At 9/30/09 12:38 AM, STEM wrote: It's already under construction

^^ awesome if true, i would love to see a Lit. Portal.

[FBIpolux]

I already have a novel for the Lit Portal, if it ever comes out. Lol.

[megakill]

well, i dont quite understand how a lit portal is going to get flooded with porn, unless its a hardcore erotic novel or something. they'll be plenty of things where people just copy and paste "cock joke" 10,000 times for effect, but skrew it, right?

[simon]

At 9/30/09 08:13 PM, jarinatorman wrote: which is...

January 29th, 2078.

[imnotaustin]

Because kids on the internet can't write. It would basically be a cesspool for the worst literature ever.

[jarinatorman]

At 9/30/09 08:28 PM, megakill wrote: well, i dont quite understand how a lit portal is going to get flooded with porn, unless its a hardcore erotic novel or something. they'll be plenty of things where people just copy and paste "cock joke" 10,000 times for effect, but skrew it, right?

... google porn story
check number of results
reattach jaw

[Incredibly-Ironic]

At 9/30/09 12:39 AM, JHaley wrote:

lol, he said modiCUM.

heheheh. That's dirty.

[hdxmike]

At 9/30/09 02:50 AM, Yhtomit wrote:

At 9/30/09 12:44 AM, Apuleyo wrote: Hurry up, I just had to publish my new series of short stories in this forum :)
I would love to see a Literature Portal! Hey, who would be the poster child for the voting images? The flash has Pico, Audio Darnell, Art Nene... The Alien Hominid maybe?

I'd vote for Alien Hominid. He deserves to be seen around Newgrounds more.

No alien homonid has his home with the behemoth now.

It should be an uber kid or some one thats actually from the pico universe like the previous 3

if not then boy from chainsaw the children
tankman
or
...

[ActualOccurences]

i dont know it kind of has good and bad things about it. You see i dont really want to go around and read peoples emo poems and crap but then again some of it could be very good. I guess every portal is like that though so oh well now ive proven my self wrong and this is pointless so have a nice day.

[hdxmike]

COOOKIE!!!!

i double posted get over it

[Ultimato]

At 9/30/09 12:37 AM, jarinatorman wrote: I think it would be fucking awesome and i think that we have the ability... what we lack is the capacity

It would be absolutly FLOODED with porn and this would kinda shove out the people with real submissions

now if we were all cool about it i think it could bring a modicum of class to newgrounds

so what do you think... can we do it. can we make this shit happen?

Well usually I see a bunch of 10 year old Sonic fans posting their fan stories frequently in blogs. I don't want the furry/yiff stories either. It would just never work out.

[chubbthehippo]

At 9/30/09 12:38 AM, STEM wrote: It's already under construction

No lock?
You've been doing that a lot lately, and later another mod comes in and locks it.

[LDAF]

I refuse to accept the fact that there will be a Literature Portal until the Art Portal SAYS Art Portal on the navigation bar.