Newgrounds, the situation

[zero-gravity]

Alright, currently we are surrounded by Ebaums to the west, 4chan to the south, and Wikipedia to the south-east. Ebaums has control of all of northern Asia and are fronting an assault on our ranks as we speak. Obviously we dont have a enough turns to escape or man up for this assault. We could retreat to the south but as you can see despite 4chan's spread ranks, they are currently holding Africa with cannans and are receiving a troop bonus from having all of Africa and South America. The troops mustered in the southeast by Wikipedia is even more massive to than the one ebaums has massed. I propose therefore that we strike to the north west against the scattered forces Wikipedia. Despite the two cannons on greenland i think if we get lucky we can outroll them with the calvery we have and plus for this turn we get a troop bonus. From there we can try to sweep North America is wikpedia decides to take its forces from alaska to try to sweep Asia while ebaums is busy trying to take Europe. If we are lucky the only major threat we have is 4chan to the south. Sound good?

[akmeteor]

I love Risk, also go FOR AFRICA!!!

[zero-gravity]

At 9/29/09 10:11 PM, akmeteor wrote: I love Risk, also go FOR AFRICA!!!

No, as you can see 4chan has several cannons along its borders, making it almost impenetrable, let Ebaums try to take and maybe they will burn each other out.

[Greenfrost6]

Two words - Nuke 'em.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 9/29/09 10:08 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Sound good?

Sir yes sir! I can't believe I get paid to kill Ebaumers.

[TheStonePilot]

We need to send a small regiment of soldiers that will pretend to attack eBaum, then lead Ebaums forces to 4chan's territory where they will be slaughtered. Then, while they are engaged in battle, we need to break through the thin ranks and head into India, will we will camp down and build a shipyard. We should also open up relations with Wikipedia and see if we can't form an alliance of some sort.

[Nickapassa]

Hide! Ebaums and 4chan will kill each other.
Then we control their lands and kill wikipedia.

[zero-gravity]

At 9/29/09 10:13 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: We need to send a small regiment of soldiers that will pretend to attack eBaum, then lead Ebaums forces to 4chan's territory where they will be slaughtered. Then, while they are engaged in battle, we need to break through the thin ranks and head into India, will we will camp down and build a shipyard. We should also open up relations with Wikipedia and see if we can't form an alliance of some sort.

But if we move to the south east, we will put ourselves right in the middle of the armies of Ebaums and wikipedia, making us a VERY vulnerable target. But then again, those troops are goners anyway.

[SupraAddict]

Alright, whose idea was it to move all our fuckin' troops to Alaska? I mean what the hell, they drilling for oil or something?

[zero-gravity]

For reference:

Orange: us
Blue: Ebaums
Dark Green: Wiki
Red: 4chan.

[TheStonePilot]

At 9/29/09 10:14 PM, zero-gravity wrote:
But if we move to the south east, we will put ourselves right in the middle of the armies of Ebaums and wikipedia, making us a VERY vulnerable target. But then again, those troops are goners anyway.

No, we shall only send a small amount of troops, and then we will go around the violence, where there's only a few troops to worry about. There, we'll break through wikipedia's small, knowledge-filled regiment and head for India. Then we will go to Australia and try to cleanse it of Ebaumers.

[zombiemaster]

tough choices....... go for 4chan first
then wikipedia then the other guys(forgot the name)

[Col-Sandchez]

What we need to do is reinforce the front and slowly back out of Europe and let them kill each other, then when the time is right, you pick off the remnant.

At least, that's my war plan. Also, I want to play Risk now. Time for google.

[Braedon]

Number One Risk Strategy: Smash the board and run.

[Toukeman]

Why do we own Europe?

[Skwurll]

Two words, NOOB RUSH!!!!

Let's Zergling their asses.

[142201]

We should form an alliance with Wikipedia, and take down Ebaums. We take their supplies and their women and commence our siege on 4chan. We're in it for the long haul. But where's YouTube in all of this?

[Headshot777]

I love this job, sir!

[TheStonePilot]

At 9/29/09 10:20 PM, Toukeman wrote: Why do we own Europe?

We were supposed to be dropped off in Asia, so we could recruit all the werid shit there, but Wade wanted to stop buy Europe and pick up some booze, and we were shot down by 4Chans cannons. Most of our troops were lost.

[Itsbroken2]

One word.

Blitzkrieg.

[zombiemaster]

At 9/29/09 10:21 PM, Skwurll wrote: Two words, NOOB RUSH!!!!

Let's Zergling their asses.

do you need 10000 mindless zombies?

[TheStonePilot]

At 9/29/09 10:22 PM, 142201 wrote: We should form an alliance with Wikipedia, and take down Ebaums. We take their supplies and their women and commence our siege on 4chan. We're in it for the long haul. But where's YouTube in all of this?

Japan, where all the weird shit happens. They're neutral, like a strange Switzerland.

[knightsofthecircle]

What we should do is, we should take a northwest route around Asia into the Sea of Japan. There, we'll start taking over Ebaum's territory one by one. Then, we should take over Austailia. It has little defence and is a great spot to launch an attack in the Pacific Ocean, towards the US and Canada. Then with one final swoop, we'll go south to South America, defeat the 4Chanian scum and thus become the last remaining superpower.

[Dawnslayer]

At 9/29/09 10:15 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Alright, whose idea was it to move all our fuckin' troops to Alaska?

Sarah Palin. Apparently Alaska is the sole refuge against Armageddon.

Also, ceasefire with Wikipedia, targeted strikes on Ebaums, and nuke 4chan.

[BringMeTheDarkness]

At 9/29/09 10:27 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: What we should do is, we should take a northwest route around Asia into the Sea of Japan. There, we'll start taking over Ebaum's territory one by one. Then, we should take over Austailia. It has little defence and is a great spot to launch an attack in the Pacific Ocean, towards the US and Canada. Then with one final swoop, we'll go south to South America, defeat the 4Chanian scum and thus become the last remaining superpower.

But the only NW route is into NA and even then to get to Asia we have to go through that MASSIVE wiki army in Alaska.

[PlantFetish]

At 9/29/09 10:15 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Alright, whose idea was it to move all our fuckin' troops to Alaska? I mean what the hell, they drilling for oil or something?

Someone has to make sure we don't get invaded by Russia.

[BringMeTheDarkness]

At 9/29/09 10:35 PM, PlantFetish wrote:

Someone has to make sure we don't get invaded by Russia.

There is no Russia xD

[Sleepless-Wonder]

We should form a temporary alliance with Wikipedia. They're the least douchebaggy. The we use our combined might to crush Ebaums, and take over Asia. We position our troups in attack position throughout North America and Asia, ready to cut off 4chan from all assistance. They're in Africa, they'll run out of resources quick. YouTube seems to be busy drilling for trolls in Alaska, so we can ignore them. But taking them out = bonus :D

Remember, we've got the most badass logo. We can take 'em.

[KillerSkull]

I think we should force our way into North America through Greenland, leaving just enough to hold Europe (and if needed, we can let them take Europe for the time being, use the forces as reinforcements and re-take Europe later) take most of North America and leave just enough troops to hold off the forces in Alaska and buy us some time while we sweep South America. We can then focus our efforts on fully taking North America and then lay low as we gain rinforcements.

When we have enough troops, we can then strike back.