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At 9/29/09 07:55 PM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: self-explanatory

It feels remarkably satisfying

I doubt anyone on newgrounds except Tom can answer that question.

You orgasm.

Either go masterbate or take really good Ecstasy.

At 9/29/09 08:08 PM, PlantFetish wrote: It feels like putting your dick through a bagel.

wow thru a bagel? u would try that is a waste of food

How does it feel? Overrated, it is not as cool as it seems, believe me... it's just like masturbating, only hands free....plus, there is risks of making a woman pregnant, STD's.... and all that shit....so that's why i prefer to keep only one partner.... my hand, and maybe some pillows XD

anyway, you should wait until it is real love, or else you could suffer...and mayve (if you are virgin) you could lose your virginity to someone you don't even love.... that's one of the worst feelings ever, believe me...

At 9/29/09 08:07 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: ITT: virgins.

At 9/29/09 08:08 PM, PlantFetish wrote: It feels like putting your dick through a bagel.

Wow Sh0t-D0wn, nice call there.

Like picking up a bunch of kittens and rubbin em all over your balls.

What kind of sex?

It feels good......

*fosspolm*

Feels like I'm going in a tunnel
lol IDK
Guessing

its not really one of those things you can explain past pretty fucking good, when you get off
sex is just basically building to that

At 9/29/09 08:35 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: NG is a sea of virgins, you will get NO true answer

Tom is married, so he might know...

Like your name. But better. Until you get to the point where you worry if she's pregnant if the condom broke or something like that... Like me.

IN B4 APPL-

At 9/29/09 08:01 PM, JKMonkey wrote: like warm homemade Apple Pie

oh never mind

What about anal sex? I'm pretty sure that's like sticking your dick into something really tight. I'd say it's like getting squished in your penis by a bunch of blood vassals and warm juices. Which is always nice.

For starters, when you no your getting it your body gets excited & you lose all concentration, before you stick you nob in the hole, ( if your a virgin then it does get quite annoying first time as it does slip out a lot because your to excited) like just the tip of your penis on the pussy, it feels warm & just as you pop it in its hot, its wet it feels like slippery silk & its just great.

Its really hard to explain as my words are limited to what I can & cant explain. Try asking a woman what it feels like once you've come inside them, they just cant explain it!

Aw man dude sex is AWESOME.

Aside from pillow pants, of course.

feel like for a dude or chick?

Well.. It feels much like jacking off, except your sticking your dick into an elastic, warm hole, and every second feels like you're about to cum, but it really takes about 10 minutes to cum. And if feels awesome.

Like warm apple pie. Just ask the guy on the right. He knows but remember dont get caught fucking the pie by your family while on the kitchen counter.

At 9/29/09 11:00 PM, Leo625 wrote: Like picking up a bunch of kittens and rubbin em all over your balls.

...this is spot on, couldnt have put it any better...

get a grapefruit stick it in the microwave put a hole in it and there you ll know .....iono its ok good luck chuck but yeh ive had sex a couple of times but dont like to share experiences lol soz

Try this, it's the same. More or less.

Kinda Like Youre Cock Got Swallowd By Vacum Cleaner

This friend of mine who went to jail for a while told me some weird shit they do to masterbate.

He said he used a FEE FEE and a CADILLAC.

a FEE FEE is a little platic baggy you squirt lotion into and jerk off into.

And a CADILLAC is a empty mini milk carton you fill with toilet paper and lotion and jerk off into it.

Weird but what else do prisoners have to fuck? Besides eachother?

At 9/29/09 09:29 PM, flip1211 wrote:

At 9/29/09 08:08 PM, PlantFetish wrote: It feels like putting your dick through a bagel.

wow thru a bagel? u would try that is a waste of food

A waste of food?
And who said not to eat after...?

Like looking into someone's soul and seeing who they are (provided you do it right).

What an interesting topic >_>

Generally, if you've played your cards right, it doesn't feel like sandpaper.
I don't think it wouldn't be that hard to imagine...Wait...OP is a guy, right?
Girls generally know how it feels to get laid...just because, if they want it, they can get it.
Guys have to bend over backwards to get girls to bend over backwards, as HIMYM would put it it.

For guys, just imagine skin on skin contact, which is always nice, with the manhood in a tight, moist space.
Why does this need to be established?