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Posted at: 9/29/09 07:55 PM
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self-explanatory
Posted at: 9/29/09 07:57 PM
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Go get some sandpaper and jack off with the grain side on your dick, that's pretty much it.
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Rubbing your dick on a white girl's skin.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 07:59 PM
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Its probably only the best feeling in the world, depending on the woman, results may vary. I'm surprised your not having it right now, I know I am!
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just get laid
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:00 PM
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Why can't you get laid and find out?
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At 9/29/09 07:59 PM, andale524 wrote: just get laid
Said it before me.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:01 PM
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Something you'd kill for when you're not having it, and will wonder what's the big deal when you are.
UNLESS she is kinky.. then it's something amazing, that will leave 'reminders' for days to come. :D
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like warm homemade Apple Pie
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:02 PM
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One of the best feelings ever :3
Posted at: 9/29/09 08:04 PM
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Like flesh and bodily cavity.
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thanks everyone i just wanted to start one big ass thread
Posted at: 9/29/09 08:06 PM
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At 9/29/09 08:01 PM, JKMonkey wrote: like warm homemade Apple Pie
....being screwed
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:07 PM
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At 9/29/09 08:04 PM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: thanks everyone i just wanted to start one big ass thread
you bastard, how could you?!
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ITT: virgins.
Posted at: 9/29/09 08:08 PM
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It feels like putting your dick through a bagel.
Posted at: 9/29/09 08:10 PM
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loud and horrible
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Since the two are in the same conversation, have I mentioned how much fun it is to have sex with an Apple Pie? Now try to imagine what THAT feels like.
The answer is 'good'.
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You eve rub your dick with the grain side of sandpaper, then rub it with a cheese grater, then stick it in a running blender filled with gasoline, and then drop a pack of lit matches in it?
That's the exact opposite of what it feels like.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:11 PM
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At 9/29/09 08:10 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: That's the exact opposite of what it feels like.
Not to me
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Like any of you have ever had sex.
Neither have I :c
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:29 PM
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At 9/29/09 07:55 PM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: self-explanatory
stick a banana in your ass, then you'll know!
=)
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:32 PM
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Never tried but i have had a blow And let me tell you its like nothing , no war , no famine , no problems exist any more. IT IS HEAVEN
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:34 PM
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Feels gooood man!
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:35 PM
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NG is a sea of virgins, you will get NO true answer
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:43 PM
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Like warm apple pie
yeah... go try it
Posted at: 9/29/09 08:46 PM
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At 9/29/09 08:11 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: At 9/29/09 08:10 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: That's the exact opposite of what it feels like.Not to me
I really lol'd at this post! ROFLMAO!
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:49 PM
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Kinda like your dick's in a pussy
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Posted at: 9/29/09 08:50 PM
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At 9/29/09 08:00 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Why can't you get laid and find out?
Uh, do you know what site this is and the ratio of virgins:non-virgins?
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Posted at: 9/29/09 09:18 PM
it seems that 70% percent of you love it and 30% say its something like sandpaper
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