my girl friend dumped me; HELP!!!

[katyperryy]

Please newgrounds help me.

I was at the park this morning chilling with my girl friend on the grass. She was sitting on my lap not facing me and we were talking about random stuff for approximately 10 minutes.

I was simply there looking around at all the people and talking to Jane (my girl friend). That's when I noticed a bulge growing in my pants; a random boner.

Naturally I looked around some more out of instinct from getting random hardons. jane was sitting on me, so she was prone to feel my man rock growing under her bum. After a few seconds she turned quickly and locked her eyes on my eyes.

At this point I was the most unlucky guy in the planet; for those few seconds, because my eyes were turned at the direction of the 2 little girls jumping around in their little skirts and hanging from the monkey bars.

That is how fucked I am newgrounds, what are the odds??? So Jane jumped off me and called me a pervert out loud. I was completely shocked and she walked away from me and I just sat there going fuck... shamed as hell.

She called me about 45min ago telling me that she doesn't want to hang out anymore, basically dumping me.

SUMMARY:
1. girl friend sits on my lap @ park.
2. I get random boner, and look around.
3. she turns and sees me looking at 2 little girls.
4. she calls me a pervert and dumps me.

So at this point what are my options to win her back? I've got very little time spent with her since I kissed her 1 week ago and met her 1 month ago.

[Ptcfast]

You could always rent a stallion, rent a ladder, put the ladder in front of her room window on the second floor of the house, teach the horse to climb the ladder or carry the horse up the ladder, sweep her off her feet and ride away into the distance.

Worked last time my girlfriend dumped me

[MegamanZero360]

Tell her you didnt want her to feel your boner so you started to look at random things so it would go away.

Geez.

[ShadowWest]

lmao

[gamekillereater]

There's only 1 conclusion: Go for the 2 little girls!
But seriously, just call her and explain the situation and try and keep the damage to a minimum.
This would be the best option in my eyes, because if you don't she might spread rumours around that you're a paedophile which could harm you a lot.

[TheBoyOfAges]

I want to say a joke but never mind that. Just talk to her and try to explain as honestly as you can. The 2 girls where just there out of bad luck. Hopefully she'll just think about it for a while and just give you another chance with a hell of a warning.

If she really cares about you she'll think about it.

[Ansel]

hey what's up katy perry let's fist pound

[riskyjoker]

this is obviously a lie, 1 you dont have a gf and 2 its pathetic

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

There are millions of other people that are in a much worse situation then you right now, and to ask a website full of people like us that are girl deprived is stupid. I got dumped recently too, and she's even fucking my ex best friend who she left me for, but you don't see me fucking complaining on the Internet. What are you, 13?

[Chic0]

So let me get this straight: Your Girlfriend dumped you because you had a boner because of 2 girls jumping? I would've said "Look i'm a man, and this is the proof that I am" or "Hey i was testing if it still works"

[chubbthehippo]

I've had girl troubles also.

[Colonel-Cool]

Solution: Bullet to the brain

[Tramps]

Eurgh, I hate these fake stories. No fucking woman is like that. If she is, she has serious issues and so do you.

[GoldenHero22]

Ramdom Boners??
Probably your gf saw that you had gotten an erection by looking at those two little girls. wow. "/

[JKMonkey]

there are other fish in the sea blah blah blah

jk

why not just explain the situation to her?

[ActualOccurences]

why dont you just tell her what happened dip thong......sorry im prone to insulting people

[hammerhead84]

1. Follow Poozy's advice
2. Get girlfriend back
3. Get the little girls
4. Take girlfriend to the girls's house while their parents are home
5. Recreate aristocrats joke

[ForkStorm]

To all the nay sayers, there is such a thing as a random boner. If you have no concept of this inconvieniance then I must suggest you have not even had a SINGLE boner.

And to the OP. Trust in the few that have given you serious responses. Explain to her what the situation was, and hopefully she will believe you. If not, your going to be facing some severe rumors being spread around campus.

[LTmatt]

At 9/29/09 07:07 PM, katyperryy wrote: SUMMARY:
1. girl friend sits on my lap @ park.
2. I get random boner, and look around.

lawl

[noobcake4life]

At 9/29/09 07:09 PM, Ptcfast wrote: You could always rent a stallion, rent a ladder, put the ladder in front of her room window on the second floor of the house, teach the horse to climb the ladder or carry the horse up the ladder, sweep her off her feet and ride away into the distance.

thought u were gonna say and do the braveheart scene where he busts in and caves the guys head in with the ball and chain!

the scene is 4:20 into movie!

[Cericon]

You should kill yourself.

That'll show her.

[EpicFail]

Haha! My friend dumped her boyfriend for pretty much the same thing!

[evan210]

shenanigans

[LynchedJohNNY]

Call it a wash and find another bitch.

[flashwarrior]

Ask these guys for help:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1803 60

[CubanSteve]

Now thats some shit are you sure you really wernt looking at the little girls in the park?

[hdxmike]

At 9/29/09 07:07 PM, katyperryy wrote: Please newgrounds help me... look at 2 little girls.

YOU SICK FUCK.burn in hell.

ALTERNATIVELY :

have a three way with girls and GF

ALTERNATIVELY :

give her your NG account password

it'll be so romantic shell have to take you back

ALTERNATIVELY :

blackmail her ass

ALTERNATIVELY :

grow a dick and find someone else
forgiveness is for losers

[SpAzArDoUs]

lmfao oh puberty...

look dude. fuk it your young, who gives a shit about her. find some chick that would love to sit on your lil man lump...stop being a fag.

[PKMH]

You should've grabbed her cock.

[Greenfrost6]

Explain your situation to her. If she doesn't believe you, then why is she your girlfriend?