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Posted at: 9/29/09 05:58 PM
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What would you do if you were with your girlfriend watching a movie, and you get a boner while she's sitting on your lap? Are you embarrassed or just let it go? What would you do?
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If she gets disgusted then why is she your girlfriend in the first place
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:00 PM
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Why is she sitting on my lap in the first place?
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At 9/29/09 05:58 PM, happyfacelol wrote: What would you do if you were with your girlfriend watching a movie, and you get a boner while she's sitting on your lap? Are you embarrassed or just let it go? What would you do?
Smile and say, "hey, it's your fault, not mine."
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Nothing you can do, just let it happen, if she notices something just make a lil joke or something, nothing she'll dump you about
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give her a few nudges, there's 2 possible outcomes
1. she turns round and slaps you. 2. she rips your pants off and has rampant sex with you.
Posted at: 9/29/09 06:01 PM
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i think you're going to have to explain to me what a boner is before i answer...
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At 9/29/09 06:00 PM, Skwurll wrote: At 9/29/09 05:58 PM, happyfacelol wrote: What would you do if you were with your girlfriend watching a movie, and you get a boner while she's sitting on your lap? Are you embarrassed or just let it go? What would you do?Smile and say, "hey, it's your fault, not mine."
I'd do that.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:02 PM
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i think you're supposed to bite your tongue until it bleeds and pray to Mohammad.
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At 9/29/09 06:01 PM, yagru wrote: i think you're going to have to explain to me what a boner is before i answer...
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:03 PM
At 9/29/09 06:00 PM, Aeerow wrote: give her a few nudges, there's 2 possible outcomes 1. she turns round and slaps you. 2. she rips your pants off and has rampant sex with you.
Rofl...
Ok say you just started going out and she's maybe shy or is a girl who wants to wait a fair amount of time before going far.
Not all girls want to sex u nao.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:05 PM
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At 9/29/09 06:03 PM, happyfacelol wrote: Not all girls want to sex u nao. i think
Yeah they do, any who say otherwise are liars.
At 9/29/09 06:02 PM, Aeerow wrote: At 9/29/09 06:01 PM, yagru wrote: i think you're going to have to explain to me what a boner is before i answer...cream filled cake yum
YUM! happyfacelol, i suggest you share your boner with her or else she might think you're fat. nothing to be embarrassed about
Posted at: 9/29/09 06:06 PM
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slowly pull her panties down, and my shorts off, and.... you know the rest.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:08 PM
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At 9/29/09 06:03 PM, happyfacelol wrote: Rofl... Ok say you just started going out and she's maybe shy or is a girl who wants to wait a fair amount of time before going far. Not all girls want to sex u nao.
LIES!!!!
lol best thing to do though, is just joke about it, boners are natural, don't worry about it. If she notices just say, it was her fault like that guy said. haha
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If she's comfortable sitting on your lap where your dick is and she's conscious that that's the residence of the penis, then she should be comfortable and knowledgeable if Mr. Happy decides to shoot up some happy juice in that inconvenient time.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:09 PM
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I whisper into her ear "I have a boner, are you ready for some action?"
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I misread. I thought this thread was called girlfriend with a boner :(
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At 9/29/09 06:05 PM, yagru wrote:
lol... and this is hypothetical... considering it hasn't happened... yet lol and
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I'd repress it to avoid embarrassment, although, she is your girlfriend, and if anything she should have a boost in confidence knowing that you're getting a rise out of dat ass.
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At 9/29/09 06:09 PM, Luis wrote: I misread. I thought this thread was called girlfriend with a boner :(
now that would be interesting.
Posted at: 9/29/09 06:15 PM
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Say softly, "I'm hawt for dis popcorn" and then she would say softly "Mmm, me too. Wanna feel my boner?"
Think of roadkill or something. That should shrink you down to size.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:16 PM
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Me too ;(, that would have been a very interesting thread topic...
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At 9/29/09 06:12 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'd repress it to avoid embarrassment, although, she is your girlfriend, and if anything she should have a boost in confidence knowing that you're getting a rise out of dat ass.
This. She'll feel relieved when your sexually attracted to her meaning you won't have to try to get a boner while your in bed.
If your reading this, then why do you care?
Posted at: 9/29/09 06:17 PM
haha! no Luis that is the thread you posted a while back, quit getting them confused :P
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:18 PM
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Depends how long we've been dating. If we have been going out for a while, I'd assume she wouldn't really care and I wouldn't do anything. If we just started dating, I'd secretively flip it up so it wouldn't be noticeable.
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Posted at: 9/29/09 06:20 PM
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I'd let it go as long as it was too irritating to have all that weight smashing it.
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