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Make everybody in the universe have an explosive orgasm at once.

At 9/29/09 06:42 PM, Reeoz wrote: Well I thought of going to the Olympus and convincing all gods to go in an all-out war in the physical world.... with catastrophic/apocalyptic results

Ever read the War of the Titans ( or end of golden age not sure) part of greek mythologie? Same as you ssaid

Also I'd ban Poozy. A paradox of that magnitude couldn't be handled by this puny universe.

I would blow up the sun, turning it into an enormous black hole which would swallow the entire the whole universe and then swallow itself, thus ending the universe.

Atmosphere turning to fire... Or

Every piece of land turning into a quick sand pit.... Or

Having Tyranids consume the planet.

I would accidentally crash into all the planets on a crazy alcohol induced rampage, leaving only the Earth, at which point I would instruct my son to replace all the stuff I destroyed by rolling up shit on Earth- oh shit, wait a second...

Cock Joke

The universe is everything that exists and the void exists. The void is something and therefore it exists and the universe is everything that exists and you can't destroy the void cause it's nothing but it's still something cause nothing is something so technically you can never destroy the universe and the universe technically can never destroy itself either.

At 9/28/09 11:50 PM, Reeoz wrote: Imagine you're an almighty god who was ordered to end the world/universe in a creative fashion by an even almightier god who is actually your boss. How would you end the world?
Well I'd use some supermassive star's gravity as a slingshot to shoot a planet at Earth.

By this way exactly. Id start singing Rick ashley, and then, explode everything in fire when they blink. Then just say "You just got Dick roll'd"

Firebomb it.

At 10/3/09 10:00 AM, VinnyXY wrote: The universe is everything that exists and the void exists. The void is something and therefore it exists and the universe is everything that exists and you can't destroy the void cause it's nothing.. etc blah blah blah...

My brian hurts...

I would let creepy 11 year old girls roam the street naked until people start caring. I'd make them coming with such a huge flood eventually, that there is no more room for people to stand and most of humanity just suffocates. Others die of starvation because they can't get to their food. People owning a shotgun and a couple of thousand buckshots will be luckier, of course.

I'd make every single planet and star shoop da whoop :D

IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZZOORRR

At 9/29/09 12:02 AM, Lukito94 wrote:

shit load of text about stopping the earth from spinning.

We talked about that in science today. That would be some fun shit to end the world with. Hell I I'd stop the whole revolution of the earth, and it's going like 6,000mph around the sun then BOOM! it stops and everything flies away.

I would cause a huge implosion,in which then the song Forever And Always by Bullet For My Valentine would be playing whilst it happens.

Divide by zero.

Drowning. In. Semen.

With a jump to the left...

I'll just go back in time and kill myself before I would've created the universe.

I would have ended it by spawning a fleet of Mudkipz :3

i would play pool with my weiner as a stick an the planets as the balls that would be awesome... and fun at the same time.. and after that i would suck the rest of the universe up my ass

Like the Sopranos, I'd just tu-

DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!!!

no caps

Spontaneous combustion.

wut

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