At 9/29/09 03:02 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 9/29/09 02:59 AM, Hoeloe wrote:

If the Universe wins, then.... Have it eaten by a Giant Space Manatee?

What about me? I'm good at eating things.

... Are you a Giant Space Manatee?

At 9/29/09 03:04 AM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 9/29/09 03:02 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 9/29/09 02:59 AM, Hoeloe wrote:

If the Universe wins, then.... Have it eaten by a Giant Space Manatee?

What about me? I'm good at eating things.

... Are you a Giant Space Manatee?

My third cousin is.

I'd make it the best day of every humans life, then simply turn the Earth into nothingness.

Might as well take down the planet in a peaceful manner.

Easily. Just divide by zero.

Seriously tho, I would bring the constellations in the sky to life, even the ones in other galaxies, and have them all do battle. With that many stars moving around, all life in the universe (if there are more intelligent species that is) would be destroyed, as no planet, sun, or asteroid belt would be able to survive the destruction. As the battle raged on, I would sit back and watch, like an old Roman emperor, and laugh at the chaos I have set upon the Universe. Then I would take the winner of the battle, and have him/her/it kill the boss god, and have them help me create another Universe in MY image.

At 9/29/09 03:01 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I would crush the iron core of Earth into a singularity point causing the whole planet to implode on itself forming a small black hole.

What's worrying about this topic is the complete lack of knowledge shown by users regarding basic astronomy.

The diameter of the observe Universe is at least 93 billion light years. So how on Earth would a black home destroy something that incomprehensibly big?

Try telling the universe you're ready for a relationship?

Nothing will self-destruct quite like it.

Vampires who can only feed on human blood. I'd create a year of darkness and then have eternal light for a few days to kill the vampires. If they carry on living, I'll just send Jesus down with a butter knife and watch him kill everyone to my own amusement.

I would wait.

I'd create an exact replica of the universe first, so I can make myself human (but with special abilities) and go back to my previous life.

As for destroying the universe, I think it'd be fun to flick people off the world like ants, and then use planets and galaxies in a massive conckers game to make them all explode in loads of brilliant differnet ways and colours. Once I was bored doing this, I'd make everything implode as a grand finale.

Then go the the replica universe and live (kinda) normally again.

Kittens eating everyone.

At 9/28/09 11:54 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 9/28/09 11:50 PM, Reeoz wrote: ordered to end the world/universe

Shooting a planet at Earth wouldn't end the universe. Everything else would just caryy on.

WORLD/universe

A series of highly unstable and super hot stars imploding. The heat would be unbearable, and the Earth and other planets/galaxies would perish in mere seconds. Then I'd make up some fucking epic creature like a bearsharklizard or some shit to gobble up entire sections of the universe.

Well I thought of going to the Olympus and convincing all gods to go in an all-out war in the physical world.... with catastrophic/apocalyptic results

I would simply make a new one and make it better.

I would divide by zero.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL MEMES!

Anyone up for giant intergalatic Mini Golf?

...........give out a fart which will slowly destory the universe and thne the humans will try and escape for ever. but the universe ends at sigma 7 not 8 MAHAHA!

Everyone turns hot and major orgies happen. Then nukes come after everyone is spent.

I'd cause two suns that are about to go super nova to crash into each other.They would make a huge explosion and then turn into black holes and one of them would suck in the other and that would be such a huge paradox the black holes go unstable and just keep suicking kinda like paris hilton until theres nothing left.

At 9/28/09 11:50 PM, Reeoz wrote: Imagine you're an almighty god who was ordered to end the world/universe in a creative fashion by an even almightier god who is actually your boss. How would you end the world?
Well I'd use some supermassive star's gravity as a slingshot to shoot a planet at Earth.

DO YOU SERIOUSLY want to know what I would do? Well what I would do is I would get Chuck Norris to duplicate himself and when they fight eachother and when their round-house kicks meet, THAT will end the universe.

I would make a supermassive black hole using any of the methods below:
1. Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.
2. Make a web site called sdnuorgwen and hire an assasin to kill Tom Fulp.
3. Divide by 0.
4. Go back in time and rape Pedo Bear when he was a little kid.
5. ???????
6. Profit!

Zombies

Crush it with my massive dick.

Earth Baseball!

At 9/28/09 11:52 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Make the Yankees NOT awesome.

that shouldnt take long to do

I would make every star in the universe supernova. Then cause all electrical devices to stop working,and kill every possible source of food to the intelligent beings in the universe. Of course that last sentence would only be carried out if the stars don't incinerate all life.

Make everybody in the universe have an explosive orgasm at once.

At 9/29/09 06:42 PM, Reeoz wrote: Well I thought of going to the Olympus and convincing all gods to go in an all-out war in the physical world.... with catastrophic/apocalyptic results

Ever read the War of the Titans ( or end of golden age not sure) part of greek mythologie? Same as you ssaid

Also I'd ban Poozy. A paradox of that magnitude couldn't be handled by this puny universe.

Atmosphere turning to fire... Or

Every piece of land turning into a quick sand pit.... Or

Having Tyranids consume the planet.