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I'm not overly fond of this. Ah well, at least it's positive.

i can't believe that what my definition is...a cock joke.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=rory

Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.
Look at that guy over there he must be a tim
I got sucked onto a tim yesterday
I gave tim a blowjob last week

MOAR

Pleasantly suprised, although suspicious of more than a chain.

links to proove no shopping.

And i always thought that my name was boring. :D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=daniel

I am the Meaning of All

okay, this one is the best:

The sexiest most bad-ass-mo-fo in the world. Robin's always have large penises and can often be found flirting up the ladies they can pick up anyone. They are often super buff and sleep with a minimum of 14 girls a week. They are also super entertaining and funny and can make everyone smile.
1. Holy shit that guy has a huge dick ! What a robin !!

2. Wow that guy just picked up 149 chicks in a month what a fuckin robin, wish i was him!

3 Robin can pick up anychick he wants and he has a huge dick GOD I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM!!

I'm just awesome.

Well, according to this, I'm a God. And Chuck Norris.

At 9/28/09 07:22 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I just won this thread.

No you didn't, mines better.

Oh I just fucking love it.

1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.

Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie

'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'

Awesome.

eric 4506 up, 2092 down love it hate it

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!
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boy eric hottie booger sexy
by anne :-) Sep 28, 2006 share this
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A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
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eric retarded cat hairball vampire
by Alien God May 20, 2008 share this
3. Eric 1523 up, 742 down love it hate it

A masculine name from the Old Norse name Eiríkr, derived from ei "ever" and ríkr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was Eiríkr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Eric the Red was Leif Eriksson's father.
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viking norse old norse name danish denmark sweden norway greenland
by OneBadAsp Oct 17, 2006 share this
4. eric 991 up, 506 down love it hate it

a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.
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eric has big long penis
by Big Penis5011 Sep 10, 2006 share this
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- male name
- belongs to someone who is sweet, charming, athlectic, strong, smart, and cute
- someone who usually gets a lot of girls (for the above reasons)
katie has a crush on eric.
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crush sweet cute charming athletic strong smart
by katie =D Sep 1, 2008 share this
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A name often given to a white child by his parents. With a name like Eric, his parents are more concerned about how well he does in school rather than how much action he gets. Eric is rarely referred to anyone but a nerd, but there are few exceptions where he is so intelligent that he also excells in sports. Eric is usually the cool kid in the group.
Eric is good at everything. He's so smart and he's going to play varsity basketball someday. I wish i were Eric.
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boring name beast genius nice guy a little nerdy
by Eric Perkins May 24, 2006 share this
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Usually an alpha male that is frequently loud and brutally honest at all times. An over the top sexually active asshole who always believes he is right with his opinionated persona and obnoxiously loud voice. An out of control male normally needing a stronger female to keep him in line. Otherwise he remains out of control.
Whose the huge dominant dog in the middle of the pack? Oh its Eric.

You can't beat this.

His lacking english skills and loveable personality make him instant Topic fodder. Irresistable to women.

Nah.