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Posted at: 9/28/09 06:34 PM
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At 9/28/09 04:40 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Depends on which half you're fucking.
I guess it would probably be the mouth, for sure.
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At 9/28/09 06:31 PM, kidd25 wrote: if only fry had seen one of those then mabye he would be happy.
Are you talking about the futurama fry ? well if thats what mermaids are like then hell no. But i believe that if they do exist that they can split there bottom half in half
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At 9/28/09 04:35 PM, yugimt wrote: Wouldn't that technically count as beastiality? Since a mermaid is part fish.
I don't know, but I would be on a
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At 9/28/09 05:28 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: Technically, if they could speak our language then they could give consent if they want it or not, it would be no.
If an animal consents, its still bestiality, which has nothing to do with consent.
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Posted at: 9/28/09 07:10 PM
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I guess with your own hand. See you have masturbate over thoughts of you doing a mermaid, or whilst you watch one of those weird cartoons from japan.
So naive.
Posted at: 9/28/09 07:55 PM
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If I may, gentlemen, let us set aside all the infighting which has veered us from the true heart of the discussion: are we talking about a mermaid who's top half is fish-like, or one who's bottom half is fish?
We must decide for this criterion may be the most crucial piece of the puzzle.
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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote: At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
I'll break the news...
I saw that once. THat kind of disease is very odd.
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Posted at: 9/28/09 08:18 PM
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I don't think I want to screw a manatee.
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At 9/28/09 07:55 PM, Jamoke wrote: If I may, gentlemen, let us set aside all the infighting which has veered us from the true heart of the discussion: are we talking about a mermaid who's top half is fish-like, or one who's bottom half is fish? We must decide for this criterion may be the most crucial piece of the puzzle.
WOW! I think I wouldn't do eitheir, because i couldn't fuck fish leg, but imagine a fish staring at the while you do it... Would fuck up my mind for shure.
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Posted at: 10/1/09 07:28 PM
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So I just figured it out. If a Duck-billed platypus could exsist, (which I believe is the result of a beaver fucking a duck or vice versa) then why couldn't a man fuck a manatee resulting in a mermaid.
LOL. Everyone knows that Merpeople are to going to be the evolutionary result Atlanta sinking in less than 1000 years.
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Posted at: 10/1/09 07:32 PM
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At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
Perfect.
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Posted at: 10/1/09 07:38 PM
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Posted at: 10/1/09 07:41 PM
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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote: At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.I'll break the news...
She looks like a CGi animation
I'd like to be, Under the sea...
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At 9/28/09 08:26 PM, Can-head wrote:
Great point. Also, there's no "H" in "sure".
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At 9/28/09 04:47 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote: At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.I'll break the news...How the hell does she piss?
Mouth.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 01:02 PM
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i know that this question could be argued for a realy long time... i wold say that it is 1/4 beastality... 1/5 right... 1/4 wrong... and the rest is a combo of "oh ya's" and "ya just like that!!!"
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At 9/28/09 04:55 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You CAN'T FUCK a Mermaid, because they don't have asses OR baginas!! (yes, I meant to misspell that) I have just rendered this thread completely useless (unless you count oral as sex).
All mammals have an anus, how do you think a mermaid would excrete? Are you assuming all aquatic life never takes a shit? If you've ever gutted a fish, you'd know that you gut it from the brown hole to the mouth hole, and then tear out the organs. You could so fuck a mermaid, however it may not be the nicest, depending on their 'humanistic' hygene levels.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 01:10 PM
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What if a centaur has sex with a mermaid?
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The second one, no contest.
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Do mermaids even have the right genetalia for a man to fuck?
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"I wish to make love to you" "Oh, uh, no thanks" "But I saved your life, and isn't this every woman's fantasy?" "Well yes, but I was expecting you to have a man's body and fish legs..." "But then I wouldn't have a penis."
So we couldn't have sex with mermaids because they have no vaginas.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 02:59 PM
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Well, then it's only part bestiality. And it's not bad if she enjoys it.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 03:12 PM
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You all would just love to shove it inside her scaley egg sack wouldn't you?
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At 10/2/09 01:07 PM, Otto wrote:
Would a mermaid be a mammal? I'd think they'd be just like a fish. Wait, like I mentioned before, mermaid descend from the confusion of manatees. So mermaids aren't mammals. Although they thought to have some mammal features, such as breasts and hair. which they don't, cause they were actually manatees.
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I don't know man. I think Id rather do the centaur.
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Would've been a good end to the thread. I do happen to agree.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 03:52 PM
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I wonder what mermaid vagina tastes like?....
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At 10/2/09 03:52 PM, MrPercie wrote: I wonder what mermaid vagina tastes like?....
Salt water most likely.
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Posted at: 10/2/09 09:00 PM
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If Mermaids are anything like the one in futurama then I don't think it would be bestiality. In Futurama the Mermaid laid her eggs and then you cum on the eggs.
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No, a mermaid is a fictional creature. Stop living in your fantasy world kid.
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