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Wouldn't that technically count as beastiality? Since a mermaid is part fish.


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At 9/28/09 04:35 PM, yugimt wrote: Wouldn't that technically count as beastiality? Since a mermaid is part fish.

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Mermaids aren't real.

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Depends on which half you're fucking.


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A more important question: COULD you fuck a mermaid?


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At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.

Fuck yeah they are.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manatees


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Are you calling T-Pain a beastalityphilia?

I have no idea how to say that word...
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At 9/28/09 04:40 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: A more important question: COULD you fuck a mermaid?

In the mouth.

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it would be half-bestiality?

and all hot ;)

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At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.

I'll break the news...

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That is truly a rather odd question to ask.

Supposing that a mermaid is half human, some could argue about it being bestiality or not.

So basically, 50/50.

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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

Oh god....

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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

How the hell does she piss?


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You CAN'T FUCK a Mermaid, because they don't have asses OR baginas!! (yes, I meant to misspell that)
I have just rendered this thread completely useless (unless you count oral as sex).

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It would be beast.
ality.

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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

What the fuck is that thing? Did the mother fuck a fish or something?


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At 9/28/09 04:41 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
Fuck yeah they are.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manatees

that would be bestiality.

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At 9/28/09 04:41 PM, o0-0o wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:40 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: A more important question: COULD you fuck a mermaid?
In the mouth.

through the tits.

hand jobs.

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Probably technically yes, but no one would give a fuck because it would be awesome.


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You cant.

they got that "tale" thing...

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At 9/28/09 04:41 PM, geterkikzkid wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manatees

I learned the following from that page: "The name manatí comes from the Taíno, a pre-Columbian people of the Caribbean, meaning 'breast.'"


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Technically, if they could speak our language then they could give consent if they want it or not, it would be no.

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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

Oh my. Well, at least she's happy.

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At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

That is not a mermaid


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THEY DON'T HAVE A VAGINA!

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At 9/28/09 05:40 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: THEY DON'T HAVE A VAGINA!
trust me, i know

The backwards mermaids do.

The mermaids that have the legs on the bottom and the fish on the top.


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If you fuck a mermaid... there will be fish babies...

if it aint red, go to bed .... :3


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At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.

True that :3


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At 9/28/09 05:50 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:
At 9/28/09 05:40 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: THEY DON'T HAVE A VAGINA!
trust me, i know
The backwards mermaids do.

The mermaids that have the legs on the bottom and the fish on the top.

if only fry had seen one of those then mabye he would be happy.

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At 9/28/09 04:45 PM, Total-Drama-Nutcase wrote: Nope because THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST.

This man speaks the truth.


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