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It's amazing what things you can get from your favorite fast food places that aren't on the menu. Taco Bell's green sauce, Chipotle's "Make anything you want with the ingredients at hand", Popeye's naked chicken and Subway's pizza sub.

Can you think of any "old/secret" menu items anywhere? It's like going there for the first time now.

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Taco Bells seem to always have Cheesy Gordita Crunches, even though they are never on the menu.

Dear christ they are heaven.

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If these items are available for purchase, why are then not on the menu?


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At 9/28/09 02:24 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Subway's pizza sub.

Huh? The Pizza sub has been on the menu for as long as I can remember. Maybe its a regional thing.


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I know you can order grilled cheeses from mcdonalds, cause i used to work there...

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At 9/28/09 02:34 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote: If these items are available for purchase, why are then not on the menu?

Restaurants update their menus with new menu items and they remove the ones that don't sell as well as the others to make room. You don't want a menu that's 90 pages long, that's madness.

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At 9/28/09 02:39 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Fat American Bastards.
I can't believe fat people have gone as far as "SECRET UNDERGROUND BLACK-MARKET FAST FOOD"

Yeah, because only america has a mcdonalds, right? Noone else? FUCKIN AMERICANS EH?

Besides, a black market means it would be illegal to buy, so you clearly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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This isn't really a secret item, but good tasting nonetheless.

at wendy's:
Plain crispy chicken, add patty, add cheese, add bacon.

That is some good shit right there.


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At 9/28/09 02:45 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:
At 9/28/09 02:34 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote: If these items are available for purchase, why are then not on the menu?
Restaurants update their menus with new menu items and they remove the ones that don't sell as well as the others to make room. You don't want a menu that's 90 pages long, that's madness.

Wow, I was literally JUST reading about this and this is the first topic I see when I come to the BBS. Nice.

Actually, there are other reasons besides not selling well. Like, if the restaurant is supposed to be more "healthy" or something dumb they might hide the not-so-healthy things. One of the things listed in in the article I was just reading is the Pizza Sub, but Subways is supposed to have some healthy diet or sumshit and Jared wouldn't approve, lol.

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At 9/28/09 02:39 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Fat American Bastards.
I can't believe fat people have gone as far as "SECRET UNDERGROUND BLACK-MARKET FAST FOOD"

i fuckin lol'd

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At 9/28/09 02:39 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Fat American Bastards.

Of course right? We're all just a bunch of fat capitalist pigs that eat McDonalds and go to monster truck rallies while eating barrel after barrel of fried chicken right?

How about we take a look at YOUR fucking country, (which I assume is England, knowing that literally every person there that owns a computer is most likely legally abided to post some sort of "stupid/fat/ignorant American subtext in a forum/messageboard/comment page/etc).

According to this fine link, which is a .gov.uk website, this is the outlook on obesity in your area:

"Obesity is one of the biggest health challenges we face. The Government is committed to taking action to reverse the rising tide of obesity. Almost 1 in 4 adults in England are currently obese, and if we carry on as we are by 2050, 9 in 10 adults will be overweight or obese. The cost of overweight and obese individuals to the NHS is estimated to be £4.2 billion and is forecasted to more than double by 2050. The cost to the wider economy is £16 billion, and this is predicted to rise to £50 billion per year by 2050 if left unchecked."

Gee, 1 in 4? You guys made it seem as though literally nobody over there had any sort of weight problems? I thought, from all of your statements (and I mean, from every single person living over there), that everyone else in the entire world was fit and thin. Oh well.

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At 9/28/09 02:52 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:
At 9/28/09 02:39 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Fat American Bastards.
I can't believe fat people have gone as far as "SECRET UNDERGROUND BLACK-MARKET FAST FOOD"
i fuckin lol'd

1. Wishburger (bunless hamburger; the "bun" is lettuce, tomatoe.
2. Animal style fries (fried onions in a special sauce)
3. Animal style burger ( same with fries only on a hamburger)
4. 4x4 hamburger ( a hamburger with 4 patties...yes you can get this animal style if you want to)

It should also be known that you can even get a 5x5 or an 8x8 if you can handle all of it. Its more pricey and its quite a bit of meat but they can and will do it for you. You just have to tell them you want it like that when you put your order in.

you can get this at In And Out.

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At 9/28/09 03:02 PM, hammerhead84 wrote:
At 9/28/09 02:39 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Fat American Bastards.
Fuck off.

He was probably joking from the looks of the icon he added to his post

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At 9/28/09 02:32 PM, Timmy wrote: Taco Bells seem to always have Cheesy Gordita Crunches, even though they are never on the menu.

Dear christ they are heaven.

I fucking love those too.

All I can think of that's infamous around here is In n Out. Animal style, animal fries, 2x2, 4x4, and Neapolitan. There's more but I can't think of them at the moment. It seems anyone who learns about the secret menu items is in awe.

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At 9/28/09 02:29 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: The McGangbang.

Ooh, I've been aching to try this ever since I heard about it last week. Too bad I rarely go to McDonald's :\

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At 9/29/09 01:41 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: All I can think of that's infamous around here is In n Out. Animal style, animal fries, 2x2, 4x4, and Neapolitan. There's more but I can't think of them at the moment. It seems anyone who learns about the secret menu items is in awe.

There's also a grilled cheese sandwich, and that I believe is the extent of it (besides medium and large milkshakes).

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