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At 9/28/09 10:50 AM, liljim wrote:

At 9/27/09 07:42 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What if McDonald's bought NG?

What if.

lol, pico

If this place was taken over by disney fags I would get together a lil rebel group and we will make flashes of disney characters getting raped by MS paint cocks.

Not so tough now with a 13 inch cockl in you miley huh?

At 9/28/09 10:50 AM, liljim wrote:

At 9/27/09 07:42 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What if McDonald's bought NG?

What if.

Goddamn it I loved that.
You've got to redo it on the new layout :3

Well If Disney buy Newgrounds , the first thing is they will be loads of stupid kid disney show and loads of ADS on Disney.

They would track all the users who were jews and kill them. After all it would be a disney site.

How could you even put that in my mind, I can just imagine all the tank men being little mickey mouses or miley cyrus.

The dick jokes alone are enough to make any Disney exec cry for their mothers.

no more cock jokes D:

Why does Newgrounds allow, and even encourage people to propagate such unmitigated tripe such as these "What If" rhetorical threads?

Not so tough now with a 13 inch cockl in you miley huh?

... but i thought that already happeneed to her?

if disney bought newgrounds, it would be easier getting modship, seeing as to how my dads band is the only general good thing in epcot down here in florids disney, miley cirus an the jonas brohters would all be crammed in a pink limo as a picture instead of the tankman and his tank at the top of NG, and theyd be smiling and pushing eachother,
then all words containing, "cock, dick, shit, motherfucker, ass wipe, dick sucker, all gay slurs, racial slurs, shit face cock licker", the list goes on and on, but the point is, disney wouldnt want newgrounds anyways. were rotten with cock jokes and curse words, theres most likely lots of athiests on here, and last tiem i checked disney had respect for the religion.
it would no longer have orange word boxes for us to post in, just regular white, the background wouldnt be black, most likely light or dark blueish.

you get it? it wouldnt be newgrounds, it would be.......... hellgrounds.

I don't think disney would have any intentions in buying newgrounds, why? just don't think they would eve do...

At 9/27/09 07:39 PM, snowy556 wrote: would you still come here, and how would it be different?

I wouldn't still come here, because Disney would likely make it a membership site that required a monthly fee. NG isn't free to run, you know.

Also, any Mature Content would no longer be allowed, since Disney wouldn't want to sully its reputation with hentai. This would cause every spam crew to rise up as one and mass-submit adult-content flash to the portal, causing Disney to "temporarily" shut down the portal.

The Portal would likely never be turned back on, or it would be made operational but only with the "scouting" system that they have on the Art Portal (which would eventually be abused as well, I assume). Eventually, Disney would have to begin hosting games/toons created elsewhere, like addictinggames does, and the idea of a user-created collection of content would die.

Oh, and the BBS would either be deleted or so heavily monitored by Disney nerds that it would not be any fun to people over 9.

I would have nowhere to go on the webs anymore, and be forced to go outside.

The thought of it makes me break out in a cold sweat.

If disney bought NG, the site would have intense hatred towards the Jewish.

Random flashes would appear on Disney X-treme or whatever it's called as one of those unrelated shorts that they show after High School Musical.

At 9/27/09 07:42 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What if McDonald's bought NG? Would we submit hamburgers to the grill instead of flashes to the portal?

Would posts be called French fries?

You have made my day, I'm quoting you and putting this in my sig