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Oh god, something I didn't want to ever even CONSIDER.

Full story.

Kelly Osbourne, who is currently dancing up a storm on Dancing With The Stars, has been the center of rumors that she could pose for Playboy magazine.


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She's a terrible singer and she isn't very attractive. I'm guessing Ozzy just paid Hefner.


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But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

Kelly Osbourne... Playboy?


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That is disgusting and a disgrace to the porn world

My favourite sex position is 69!!!

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hurrrrghhhh....


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First off, why are you visiting "the website for women with style"?

Secondly, ew.

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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

THE HORROR I MUST PURGE MY BRAIN OF THIS EVIL!!!!!!!!

This is a not all caps post.


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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

im going gay now.


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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

I've seen better looking corpses.

Ozzy is more attractive than...that!

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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

That's like the worst picture there is of her. Unfair.

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At 9/27/09 07:39 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: First off, why are you visiting "the website for women with style"?

Dad told me about her being in playboy, so I googled it and clicked the first link.


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for fucks sake.

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At 9/27/09 07:43 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.
That's like the worst picture there is of her. Unfair.

i agree with this, she's a lot more attractive than she used to be


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At 9/27/09 07:43 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.
That's like the worst picture there is of her. Unfair.

I know she's starting to look better and like her mom.

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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

Oh god one word... EWWWW

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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

Oh my..

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At 9/27/09 07:46 PM, Crashman wrote: Skinny Kelly

Better picture.

Come all ye reborn, blow off my horn
I'm driving real hard; this is love, this is porn
God will forgive but I, I whip myself scorn, scorn

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At 9/27/09 08:04 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 9/27/09 07:46 PM, Crashman wrote: Skinny Kelly
Better picture.

STILL HIDEOUS

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My favourite sex position is 69!!!

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This trope describes my feelings pretty well. Seriously, if this happens I think we're going to see a lot of 13-year-old boys turning gay after their attempts to get their hands on Playboy succeed in all the wrong ways.


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That lady needs to cover her mouth when she burps.

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At 9/27/09 08:07 PM, 69-Bot wrote: STILL HIDEOUS

no caps

A lot of makeup, but not hideous.

Our of most of your leagues.

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I'm driving real hard; this is love, this is porn
God will forgive but I, I whip myself scorn, scorn

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At 9/27/09 08:17 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: In or above of most of your leagues.

Fixed.

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I'm driving real hard; this is love, this is porn
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shes ok...... i mean i at least would put a semi clear plastic bag over her head.....

you dont seem to understand...im not locked in here with you......your locked in here with me!

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i hope to God it's just rumors...


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I'd rather see Sharon.

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Air brushes work wonders. I think she can pull it off. (no pun intended) I don't buy Playboy, but I think if I saw her naked, my eyes wouldn't boil out of their sockets.

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It's only a rumor, and Hugh wants her to, it doesn't say she will.

And hopefully she won't.

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At 9/27/09 07:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: But who wouldn't want to see this face in porno? Really?! So sexy.

Ok, Ill go find my gun and shoot myself now.

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I wonder, how much weight did she have to loose in order to be even considered for Playboy?

I think Kelly Osbourne is not suitable for Playboy.

>:(

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