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At 9/27/09 03:29 PM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: why worship satan? I mean when was the last time someone prayed to satan and their wish came true and nothing bad happened

You apparently don't understand the Church of Satan: They don't worship Satan per se, it is self-worship.

At 9/27/09 03:29 PM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: why worship satan? I mean when was the last time someone prayed to satan and their wish came true and nothing bad happened

The Satanism that EpicFail is talking about isn't about worshipping Satan; it's about looking after one's own interests.

Yeah you did the right thing. Somebody needed to put them in their place and stop them spouting bullshit.

Who knows, you might have stopped them spreading lies to a lot of other people.

Also, coincidentally I recently bought that satanic bible

if only it was true.

At 9/27/09 03:35 PM, naronic wrote: if only it was true.

It sounds true to me. It's believable and it doesn't contradict anything EpicFail has said in the past.

At 9/27/09 03:30 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/27/09 03:23 PM, Minion777 wrote: Moved back in with your father?

But I thought that being homeless was SO AWESOME!!!

It was, but for now I am here again. I need the place for a bit. I got a job and am making a lot of money.

I guess everything is just coming up ROSES for EpicFail walking down easy street for this man happy roads from here on now! ololollol

Epic faillllllllllll

At 9/27/09 02:23 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/27/09 02:20 PM, EpicFail wrote: Was I doing it right?

Yeah. It doesn't matter what religion someone is, if they are spouting lies and innaccuracies about another religion, it is your duty to correct them.

Well, then, we Catholics are in deep shit, because Catholic officials are claiming that only Catholics get into heaven. Offensive?

If everyone cared about the truth more than they cared about being willfully ignorant the world would be a much better place.

Yup, but that will never happen.

At 9/27/09 02:24 PM, EpicFail wrote:

I'm not attention whoring?
I was in the hospital for attempted suicide,

Attempted suicide is probably the most attention whoring you can do. Either do it so you die, otherwise to me it's just someone wanting some attention. I'm not joking about it either, I know suicide is serious business and to make a mockery out of it by not doing it properly is just terrible.

At 9/27/09 04:02 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Well, then, we Catholics are in deep shit, because Catholic officials are claiming that only Catholics get into heaven.

Theists are often the first to state that they aren't represented by those who happen to share their religion.

Offensive?

Not really. I wouldn't want to be in a "heaven" full of Catholics anyway.

At 9/27/09 04:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Theists are often the first to state that they aren't represented by those who happen to share their religion.

True. I do that.

Offensive?

Not really. I wouldn't want to be in a "heaven" full of Catholics anyway.

Lol

At 9/27/09 04:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:02 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Offensive?

Not really. I wouldn't want to be in a "heaven" full of Catholics anyway.

Heh. You made my day with that post.

Thank you my good sir.

"First thing the Christian's told me was that Satanist's drink the blood of dogs as rituals"

How come real life "satanists" arnt nearly as cool and bad as fictional satanism?

Bring on human sacrifices and bringers of chaos, not Marilyn Manson. I guess there is no religion that declare themselves the bad guys and act in the name of evil.

I'm not a Satanist, I'm protestant but EpicFail is actually right, although I disagree with worshipping yourself or thinking your the best person in the world(Mostly out of self-opinion, even though Pride is also a sin it's just more of a convient rule that I follow, hell I only follow like 60% of the Bible, mostly big ones I agree with like Murder, Pride, Greed etc. Because I mostly believe we're here for the simple purpose of working to make life better for others and we shouldn't think of ourselves in that matter, for every productive life, makes a positive world.) Satanism is not worshipping Satan, it is instead worshipping yourself, but there are Satanistic cults that do rituals for Satan etc. but it is not Satanism, it's just dumbasses worshipping a being that isn't as big as they think, since God overpowers him in every aspect of life, if Satan tried to takeover or destroy the world it would be of God's doings because according to the Bible, he knew that Satan would betray him and he knew that he would be sent the deepest pits of hell for it. Which means he also knows his plans, his plots and to anyone in a Satanistic Cult, he KNOWS you are in one.

I'm also 40% Agnostic.

Jahovis witness' come to my door sometime, I just ignore them, or they invite themselves in and talk to you about jack all for ages.

They should seriously look at the Satanic Bible before they start warning you about that shit.

At 9/27/09 04:44 PM, CashClock wrote: I'm also 40% Agnostic.

60% Protestant, 40% Agnostic - 100% retard.

So you're a Satanist yourself? Look, I know Christianity certainly has its shortcomings, but I really think that a religion devoted to evil in itself isn't something you should devote yourself to. Again, I'm no fundamentalist, just saying.

I would also blind them with infalliable logic- If god is omnipotent, he could stop all suffering, as "Satan" isn't
If god was benevolent, he'd want to.
it would seem that he is neither, hence, god does not exist.

At 9/27/09 04:59 PM, Ericho wrote: but I really think that a religion devoted to evil in itself isn't something you should devote yourself to.

I agree. But that's irrelevant since Satanism isn't about devoting ones' self to evil. It's about looking after your own interests. If you've ever passed a homeless man on the street begging for change and you've ignored him, that's an example of LaVeyan Satanism.

It doesn't preach about going out and murdering people or sacrificing them or any of that nonsense. There's enough of that in the good old bible.

At 9/27/09 02:20 PM, EpicFail wrote: Was I doing it right?

Yes, indeed you were. Proving people wrong when they are trying to screw with you is always a good thing. Especially if they are Christians.

At 9/27/09 04:49 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:44 PM, CashClock wrote: I'm also 40% Agnostic.

60% Protestant, 40% Agnostic - 100% retard.

That was funny I forgot to laugh, infact I can see your definatly not some angsty teenage Atheist that isn't mature about people's beliefs.

Congratz on calling someone retarded for their beliefs then making your self look retarded in the process. You sir, just won the game! *Sarcasm*

Is this thread about satanists, or the christians coming to the OP's door?

If someone comes to your house asking if you have found Jesus, say "Yes, I've found him; he's in the trunk of my car. Wanna say hi?"

Your satanist? I just thought you were a punk rock kid. Well anyways you proved them wrong so they are not gonna say shit about your religion until they know it's right. Funny coincidence cause yesterday two guys parked right in front of my house and I think they were Mormon.

At 9/27/09 04:59 PM, Ericho wrote: So you're a Satanist yourself? Look, I know Christianity certainly has its shortcomings, but I really think that a religion devoted to evil in itself isn't something you should devote yourself to. Again, I'm no fundamentalist, just saying.

Where do you see that LaVeyan Satanism is 'evil'? I don't see anything evil whatsoever about it. It's worshipping yourself, and treating yourself they way you feel you deserve to be treated.

At 9/27/09 06:13 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:59 PM, Ericho wrote: So you're a Satanist yourself? Look, I know Christianity certainly has its shortcomings, but I really think that a religion devoted to evil in itself isn't something you should devote yourself to. Again, I'm no fundamentalist, just saying.

Where do you see that LaVeyan Satanism is 'evil'? I don't see anything evil whatsoever about it. It's : worshipping yourself, and treating yourself they way you feel you deserve to be treated.

Isn't that what the whole word basically means? Unless of course you mean not hurting someone in anyway. (Like not being greedy because no one else wants it and it'll go to waste, but instead having a feast that you took ate all of without sharing to a starving family, or getting an even more High Morale for starving yourself for a night and giving it all to them.) because the whole meaning of being Morally good means helping others without expecting some reward and the whole point of being in a Grey shade of morale meaning Helping other and expecting a reward and the whole point of Evil is not helping others or even making other worse and just helping yourself.

OMG !!!! you're a nice guy but my religion wants me to CRUCIFY YOU. so ya, no hard feelings.

god is very forgiving, when he's not killing milions of people.

Where do you see that LaVeyan Satanism is 'evil'? I don't see anything evil whatsoever about it.

Oh uh, I'm sorry if I offended you. I guess I was just taking more to the idea that Satanism means evil as a stereotype. I guess I just hadn't done my research. I know a lot about most other religions (I took a good class) but heard nothing about this.

First off I would like to say your post made me laugh because when I was younger we you to hide from them. When we saw them walking down the street getting closer and closer we would shut all the blinds turn off the tv and act as if we wernt home haha.

Anyways no I dont think you wer wrong in doing so I am atheist my self you must remember though if some one tells you everything you been told since you were a kid is a lie and prove them wrong its going to hit home but its a good thing that you enlightened them.