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At 9/29/09 11:37 PM, Minion777 wrote: What if you were stranded on an island with Tom Fulp?
What would you do?

Resort to cannibalism; unless he is stronger than me.

i'd likely keep castaway 3

castaway 1 is an idiot, and idiots are like, really unattractive

castaway 2 is someone i really wouldn't want to bother looking after, and bringing a child onto a harsh wasteland isn't something i want to do

castaway 3 on the other hand, is a nice middle ground

At 9/29/09 11:37 PM, Minion777 wrote: What if you were stranded on an island with Tom Fulp?
What would you do?

That depends...what would Tom Fulp do if he were stranded on an island with Tom Fulp?

At 9/27/09 12:46 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I let whichever castaway is fattest live, so that she may might keep me warm in her fat folds on that Ice Island.

MMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHMMMM it just happened to be a girl EEEHHHHHH

make the answer now

I would eat the fattest one first, then slowly work my way down until i have to eat my own legs to live.

Didnt read it.
I go stand halfway up the Volcano.
Not to hot, not to cold.

do you come up with this sitting on the tur-let?

Aw, I'm not really into forum role playing. I'm gonna go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

I would have rampant sex with the hot chick and then kill myself. I wouldn't really want to live there anyway.

Rape #1, kill #3 in sleep, and take #2. I do the work, she thinks of survival.

Id be like "Bye guys Im gonna go jump in'a volcano!" and theyd be like "God never cared much for the jerk anyway".

-Who do you kill first? None at first.
-Who do you kill afterward? Number 2 and 3
-Why did you spare the remaining castaway? I keep one because she is hott.

Here's how it goes.
#2 is smart and probably has plans on how to sustain life. Me and #3 will do the labor in enabling us to sustain life and I would convince #3 that #1 is of no matter. After the labor is done I have #2 map out all of her plans and explain why it is flawless. I would secretely kill her after getting it completely mapped out on paper or whatever I can keep it with.

I would have a good excuse prepared for her death, such as she told me about her plan of treason or something of the sort, and explain it to the others that she had to die. After they consent to this plan (though they may feel awkward at first, that doesn't matter though.) Me and #3 would complete all the work that is necessary to complete the plans.

Whenever everything is set to sustain life and everything is good, I would have intercourse with #3 and produce a child. Whenever the child has been born, I would kill #3 and have my life full of sex with #1 and not worry about pregnancies and live happily ever after.

Yes, this whole ordeal has its problems but its the general idea.

At 9/27/09 12:41 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: -Who do you kill first?

# 3

-Who do you kill afterward?

# 2

-Why did you spare the remaining castaway?

I haven't been laid in a while either.

raperaperaperaperape

wow.. thats a tough one

i think i would kill the infertile one first because she wouldn't work to populate the island
i would the kill the smart one because i'm pretty smart BUT i would ask her how she would have revived the island
that just leaves the strong one, her genes would help in creating nice strong children and ishe would help work around the island.

i think i made a good choice.

fuck all of them then kill one and three. then fuck two again

At 9/28/09 12:07 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: he is smart enough to realize that we both need each other and all I need to do is not drive him crazy. I could use him in a multitude of ways(no gay puns intended)

I kind of rushed this answer because I need to be some where. I might up-date this later. see ya' then.

But what about sexual urges? Sadame?

I would not kill any of them, because killing is wrong and pointless.

so is this thread.

I would first kill #1, then kill #3, but keep #2, but why? But how?

This plan would take longer than that of a quick kill-em-all plan. I would kill #1 because she cannot think for herself, is unable to reproduce and is no use of the rest of the team, since I have myself (an able bodied male) and #3, who is a strongly able bodied female. As #2 makes plans to build a better, more suitable base, I would find resources with #3 to uphold the plans and create a suitable base for child-bearing mothers. (Cough, I had sex with both of them [I raped #3], cough.)

When the two children are born I would keep #3 around and admit that I was going to keep her around, instead of #2, and that that was my plan from the start. We would gather materials that we could use for make-shift weapons that could kill, and set-up the plan on how we would kill #2.

I then go to #2 and admit to HER that I was going to kill #3 in the first place, and that I tricked her into making weapons for us. I would tell her to play as bait in the night and pretend that she was sleeping. This would then give the impression that she did not know what was going to happen and leave #3 wide open for a sneak attack.

On the night that I told #3 that we were going to kill #2, we would walk in on the fully awake, pretending to be sleeping #2, and ambush her. As we crept up on her, I shouted "NOW!" and stabbed #3 in the stomach, while #2 came in for the kill with a knife to the head.

I would then dispose of the body, as #2 can't go outside, in a deep ditch far off the island mainland and live happily forever with #2, and watch our children grow up, take in the sometimes random also stranded people, and die together with #2 only a day before a rescue boat came to save us, on year 30 that we had been stranded on the deserted island.

Our kids later then grew up off the coast off Greenland (the island is far away but still closest there) and become part of the government of Greenland, and declare the island that #2 and I died on a national reserve of Greenland, and that it would be strictly prohibited to go anywhere near that island.

And now...THE RESULTS!

First off, thank you to everyone who participated. I got some interesting answers out of you guys. But, interesting does not guarantee rescue. And it is now that I reveal to you that the results of this challenge were predetermined - before I even hit "Post it!" you had all sealed your fate.

You hate me now, don't you? Don't you?

Here's how it pans out:

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If you chose to kill Castaway #3 first - Take out the biggest threat to you first? Bad idea. (S)he anticipated this and took you down in a surprise attack. With no one willing or able to help you, you die quickly. Who you chose to kill second doesn't matter; but if you're curious, (s)he saw no further use in Castaway #2, who promptly died.

If you chose to kill Castaway #2 first - You take her by surprise; easy pickings. But now #1 and #3 are onto you.

If you chose to kill Castaway #3 after killing Castaway #2 - #3 is prepared, overpowers you, and #1 is too scared to help you out. You die, slowly and painfully.
If you chose to kill Castaway #1 after killing Castaway #2 - You and #3 have no trouble taking #1 down; she barely puts up a fight. #3 congratulates you on making the right decision. Your kids (if applicable) survive long enough to be rescued. You don't.

If you chose to kill Castaway #1 first - again, easy takedown; she didn't even see it. But now you've alerted #2 and #3.

If you chose to kill Castaway #2 after killing Castaway #1 - You and #3 double-team #2, who puts up a surprising resistance. But just when you think you've won, she slips a finger up your nostril, snaps the bone in the back of your nose, and lodges it in your brain. You die instantly. (Remember, kids: nosepicking kills!)
If you chose to kill Castaway #3 after killing Castaway #1 - #2 gladly assists you in taking on #3. You're soon overpowered by #3, but (s)he underestimates #2, who comes from behind and snaps his/her neck. By the time rescue arrives, the two of you and your kids (if applicable) have successfully built a home on the island, and you're doing just fine.

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Congratulations to the few participants who managed escape! To those who got the right answer but just did it in the wrong order, I apologize.

And one last thing...that piping hot cookie I told you about?

Well...yeah...

At 10/3/09 11:06 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: And now...THE RESULTS!

If you chose to kill Castaway #1 after killing Castaway #2 - You and #3 have no trouble taking #1 down; she barely puts up a fight. #3 congratulates you on making the right decision. Your kids (if applicable) survive long enough to be rescued. You don't.

so did i win??

At 10/4/09 02:19 PM, deathofghosts wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:06 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Your kids (if applicable) survive long enough to be rescued. You don't.

so did i win??

The objective was to survive long enough to get rescued. So, sorry, not quite there.