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Eww! Jesus, now I'm covering my chest with my arms. I didn't even know this was a problem.

GODDAMN!!
thats a little too intense

Well no shit that happens. All that friction...and sweat...mmmm.
Er, anyway, it's hilarious. Yeah.

Aw man, you made me lose my hard-on.

oh yeah DEFINATELY something I want to look at.

OH MAH GAWD

That was hot.

That was very unpleasant.

That ain't blood! They were just drinking some fruit punch Gatorade, and started lactating somehow!

At 9/26/09 03:19 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: I thought this topic was going to be more along the lines of the Tim and Eric sketch.

Well as long as I'm not the only one ;D

The answer and prevention to this was easily found on google: stop them bleedin' nips. I'm glad I never encountered this sort of nipple bleeding phenomenon while I was running cross country :0

At 9/26/09 07:46 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 9/26/09 07:18 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I have to ask: How is it actually caused?

i would also like to know before i start having nightmares tonight.

Christ, everything makes you scared at night doesn't it?

Every time I scroll past this thread I'm reminded of the cringe worthy pictures and the burning nipple pains they would cause.

That reminds me of the episode of The Office when they were doing the fun run - and Andy was scared of nipple chaffing.

Johnny, you sick son of a fuck.

I'm just posting so I can look back for fap reference.

wait, so if you run fast, your nipples bleed? WHAT?

At 9/26/09 06:26 PM, disingenuous wrote: That reminds me of the episode of The Office when they were doing the fun run - and Andy was scared of nipple chaffing.

My immediate thought as well. That episode was the Rabies Run, correct?

Fascinating, it's like Andy from the Rabies Awareness Fun Run.

(Congratulations if you know what I'm talking about!)

At 9/26/09 07:10 AM, Deadchick wrote: How the hell does that happen? I mean..ouch...just covered my chest right now >.<

im in awe myself as to how that kind of shit happens!!

shudders, why would you put this on here?

I think "blank until my nipples bleed" should be made into a common expression or figure of speech.

"Sorting this stuff into alphabetical order is tough, but I won't stop until my nipples bleed." Or, "you haven't worked hard enough until your nipples start bleeding"

This seems like an interesting topic.
Seeing as I am clearly a bot I only suffer from oily nipples which happens when petrol or other oils seep through from my rusty nipples.

At 9/26/09 07:31 AM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Could be worse, imagine in bed.

That would be hawt.

Johnny, I think you should keep an eye on your nipples.

It's not a disease or anything it's just because of them running. To go further when you run your shirt will rub up and down on your body, and that causes the nipple bleedage

Guitarists get a similar problem if they're playing it too close to the chest, which is why I always have my guitar slightly forward.

Poor bastards should have put tape on their nips before the race.

wtf wtf wtf. Since when can you capitalize all the letters in a thread?

At 9/27/09 11:33 AM, putzpie wrote: wtf wtf wtf. Since when can you capitalize all the letters in a thread?

when you're an admin.

Is it just me that thinks they look like a photoshop?

At 9/26/09 07:04 AM, DasUberCow wrote: Tasty. Why were they all runners?

I can't imagine any serious runner not encountering nipple chafing at some point in their career - it just happens.

And if you have really sensitive nipples, they bleed. Most of these types of runners put band-aids over their nips before running, but beginners who don't know better start a race and by the end they have blood down their shirt.

Now all we need is a dick-chafing web page.

I'm off to go buy a ton of synthetic shirts and Vaseline now. I never want this to happen to me.

These are rather obvious photoshops, especially the later ones.