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You know what I can't stand?

People who think their lives have meaning.

Always ranting and fucking raving about how terrible or how great their life is, always fucking screaming or crying or fucking BOTH at the same fucking time.

Look dumbass, there's 6.5 BILLION (that's with a "B") of us on this fucking planet. Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.

And that number? THAT FUCKING NUMBER... is the importance of YOUR life.

So you think your life is important, eh? You think your family, your brother, your sister, your mother, your child FUCKING MATTER?!?!

they mean not shit.

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That guy in Tommy Boy was right, those shoes do cost more than Chris Farley's life.


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Cool story, bro.

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NO! No, I refuse to die like a FUCKING Redshirt! I'm going to the next Alan Moore, god dammit, and there's not a god damned thing you can do about it!

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FUNK, deep down, you know your life is important. You know that you don't want to die, bu stay alive and spread your hate worldwide. You like your drama, FUNK, so why do you run from it? Embrace it, just like your hate. Do it.

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At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.

I'm really sorry, FUNK, but 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 is 6,500,000,000....

Fucking donkey.

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Well....I'm most certainly not surprised by this thread.

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Deep down, you know that I'm more important than any of you.


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At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 divided by 0

Ahhhhhhhh!

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Look's like somebody's on their time of the month.


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There are people who have to live with shitty drama 24/7 I have to see every day. They live their lives infiltrating others, spreading rumors, acting out, and having emotional breakdowns in public because it's so fucking boring out here chicks have nothing better to do then tear down other chick's lives while theirs are demolished too. A life without drama would be a perfect one.

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I accepted the fact that my life and existence is meaningless. I don't matter, I'm just another nameless and faceless human on this vast planet, there's nothing special about me. If I died, it would make the newspaper at best. To be honest, I wouldn't be shocked if somewhere out there, there was another person exactly like me.

Human's are not like snowflakes at all...

I wish I wasn't so miserable...

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Just kill them all FUNK, you know you want to.


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At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Look dumbass, there's 6.5 BILLION (that's with a "B") of us on this fucking planet. Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.

And that number? THAT FUCKING NUMBER... is the importance of YOUR life.

Moral of the story: Just live your fucking life and get used to it.

Thanks for that life lesson.

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At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know what I can't stand?

People who think their lives have meaning.

Always ranting and fucking raving about how terrible or how great their life is, always fucking screaming or crying or fucking BOTH at the same fucking time.

Look dumbass, there's 6.5 BILLION (that's with a "B") of us on this fucking planet. Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.

And that number? THAT FUCKING NUMBER... is the importance of YOUR life.

So you think your life is important, eh? You think your family, your brother, your sister, your mother, your child FUCKING MATTER?!?!

they mean not shit.

/END.

I can't stand your unwillingness to understand that people actually tend to care about those close to them.

I think you're being sarcastic, but I am of the belief that my life does matter, as does everyone else's. So go bitch about how unimportant it all is, I'm going to go and actually enjoy my life like it has meaning.


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Look dumbass, there's 6.5 BILLION (that's with a "B") of us on this fucking planet. Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.

And that number? THAT FUCKING NUMBER... is the importance of YOUR life.

So you think your life is important, eh? You think your family, your brother, your sister, your mother, your child FUCKING MATTER?!?!

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT? FUK YOU! FUK YOU AND FUK YOU ( my letter see isnt working for some reason)

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At 9/25/09 10:35 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Look's like somebody's on their time of the month.

He just needs a hug.


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At 9/25/09 10:30 PM, PorkytheHedgehog wrote:
At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Last time I checked, 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 IS A REALLY FUCKKING SMALL FUKKKING NUMBER.
I'm really sorry, FUNK, but 1 divided by 6,500,000,000 is 6,500,000,000....

he's gonna ban you for that, lol


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At 9/25/09 10:29 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: NO! No, I refuse to die like a FUCKING Redshirt! I'm going to the next Alan Moore, god dammit, and there's not a god damned thing you can do about it!

Yes there is. I can ignore it, because it doesn't fucking matter.

At 9/25/09 10:29 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: FUNK, deep down, you know your life is important. You know that you don't want to die, bu stay alive and spread your hate worldwide. You like your drama, FUNK, so why do you run from it? Embrace it, just like your hate. Do it.

Do you really think I'm the power behind the hatred? Fool, the power of Hate is greater than even me.

At 9/25/09 10:45 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: I can't stand your unwillingness to understand that people actually tend to care about those close to them.

What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Your emotions are simply mindless mimicry of the imagined idiocy of television. It's all just chemicals in your head, nothing more. The right chemicals here or there, and you'll never feel emotion again.

I think you're being sarcastic, but I am of the belief that my life does matter, as does everyone else's. So go bitch about how unimportant it all is, I'm going to go and actually enjoy my life like it has meaning.

You know what they call people who live in denial? Nothing, because they don't even deserve being talked about.

HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."


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Ever thought about having a lobotomy?

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

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At 9/25/09 10:50 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: FUKKKING : :

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT? FUK YOU! FUK YOU AND FUK YOU ( my letter see isnt working for some reason)

I put no "c" and three "k"s in that word intentionally. As in KKK. You know, the Klu Klux Klan? As in, I hate you, and want to nail your worthless meat to a cross and set it on fire.

And then I want to walk away and have a beer, never to look back.

HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."


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At 9/25/09 10:55 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Your emotions are simply mindless mimicry of the imagined idiocy of television. It's all just chemicals in your head, nothing more. The right chemicals here or there, and you'll never feel emotion again.

Well, that's not the case, now is it?

No, I'm not gonna go cry about it. I'm going to laugh at it, and at you. Because I know that my life is a million times more enjoyable because I find meaning in it.

Have fun seeing no point to it all, sounds pretty sad.


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Honestly, I hate drama in all of its forms. It's so fucking stupid. Family drama is the worst. Life sucks. Live to hate.

Oooh lawdy, trouble so hard, don't nobody know my trouble with God.

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Yo funk do you need a hug? I'll give you one man no homo.


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At 9/25/09 11:00 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: Well, that's not the case, now is it?

Don't ask me. Ask science. They call having feelings that are too strong "bi-polar disorder"

They can fix you.

With the right chemicals.


No, I'm not gonna go cry about it. I'm going to laugh at it, and at you. Because I know that my life is a million times more enjoyable because I find meaning in it.

A million times? REALLY? That's a whole lot. Why can't you just enjoy it the 1 time you get, and have done with it?

Oh, right, delusions of grandeur. Another clinical form of insanity.

Have fun seeing no point to it all, sounds pretty sad.

Actually, it's the most freeing feeling in the world. Slaves to emotion like you aren't even worth pity.

HATE.
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My life has lots of meaning =D

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At 9/25/09 10:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: And that number? THAT FUCKING NUMBER... is the importance of YOUR life.

I can see how you can derive meaning from some concept of novelty. But novelty isn't the sole criteria for meaning.

So you think your life is important, eh? You think your family, your brother, your sister, your mother, your child FUCKING MATTER?!?!

If the audience is an objective nothingness of a scale encompassing the totality of the human race, sure. But what does that matter? How is that a metric for anything? Moreover... people who generally throw their shit around throw it at an audience of human beings.

You ever read a book?

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At 9/25/09 11:15 PM, Davidson13 wrote: My life has lots of meaning =D

Explain?


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