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At 10/2/09 01:37 AM, MonkeyPulp wrote: "LETS PLAY BATHROOM TENNIS"
"LOOK LEFT"

and on the left it said

"LOOK RIGHT"

Already posted, bro.
I have never seen anything funny in a bathroom.

HOLLY *Poop smeared on the wall* Urinal Near the park near my school.
*Spelling in context*

I got an A+ In art school *drawing of penis below it* my colleges urinal

Guess who farted *same bathroom stall*

Someone, at my school once, took a piece of shit and wrote 'crap' on the wall.

I saw in a restaurant once, just a massive penis, with "Bon Apetit" written along the shaft.

I remember seeing "If you masturbated in this stall, draw a line." at a Chevron at San Jose.

Could've sworn that I saw about 30 lines near the message.

I like " The Joke is in your Hands". I Stopped peeing as soon as i read that.

In My Old High School:

"Crap I Don't Know What To Draw On This Wall"
List of Hottest Girls on LEFT.
List of Hottest Boys on Right (Though eventually people just kept putting themselves at #1 until someone wrote underneath the list "Fag")
Next Stall:
"Skool Sux"
"Indeed :/"
"What's that backwards b?"
"It's called a d"
Next Stall:
Someone drew a smiley face on the toilet seat (or at least the eyes. School decided to keep it.)
Next Stall:
"Dream Vacation Spots:"
"Japan: Where raping means hello."
"LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY > Drawing of Confederate flag"

some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
some come here to scratch their balls
some come here to write bullshit on the walls

i wrote this one in the school stalls

above the urinal in the high school bathroom in small text

"The Joke is in your hand"
"Actually it's in your mouth faggot"

Bathroom stall in high school

"Skool iz fer fagits"

oh the irony...

It was 3:00PM. I know, cause I looked at my watch. I read the Graffiti, "want some fun? Meet here at 3:00PM".

At 10/2/09 07:06 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: It was 3:00PM. I know, cause I looked at my watch. I read the Graffiti, "want some fun? Meet here at 3:00PM".

lolzies!

I was at a chinese restaurant this weekend, and in the bathroom, it read

"the ghost of Poo Manchu lives here. If you poo more than the master can handle, the toilet will explode, and the shit will suffocate you and Poo will take your soul!" I was like WTF!

then under it, someone wrote ' than howmuch can shit manchu take? TAKE THIS"

there was shit all over the walls. GROSS

While you've been standing here reading these rants,
I've stolen your wallet right out of your pants.

In the ferries, there's this sign that says "Step over sill" and somebody changed it to "Step over, silly"

one stall at a stadium had writing on two sides of the wall. it said bathroom tennis, and there two rackets drawn on each side with the word PUCK and POCK written on both sides. after you repetitively look to the left and right you know you are suckered.

i saw this once

"I just fucked my girl chelsea"
"so did I a few minutes ago"
"me too, man she has a tight ass"

I saw "SHIT" written on the wall with actual shit, once. Pretty fucking epic if u ask me.

Over the course of an entire school year, me and some other students gradually filled up an entire stall.

It was pretty epic. They didn't manage to paint over most of it yet.

A giant drawing of Jeff Goldblum with a caption

"Jeff Goldblum watches you poop"

best one i ever seen was in a stop and shop bathroom "Stop and Shop, Where Dreams Go To Die"

This would be fucking awesome if pictures were provided.

at a carls jr
"I sit when I pee"

I wrote on the wall:

'If you are that person who puts shit on the wall, put it in this box." and I drew a box next to it.

A week later, I return and see that not only is there a smeared shit in the box, but a stall writing argument ensued on who put it there.

I was in New York once and I saw a swastika, it was really well done. the bottom had ropes on them with dead black people with hell fire under them. constipation much?

Was it already posted?

someone wrote the secrets to the government's office and said "speak of this, and dissapear without a trace"

its funny cuz the secret was pretty dumb. i mean, who would think of something li

At 10/2/09 03:49 AM, tommo5652 wrote: some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
some come here to scratch their balls
some come here to write bullshit on the walls

i wrote this one in the school stalls

My God, I'm going to write this is my stalls.
Maybe add this at the end: "I love writing in stalls."

I just wrote on the wall. Take that society!

i found that all over this one stall.

A bullseye on the toilet seat, the "press button receive bacon" thing.

in my school there is a challenge of the day written in one of the bathrooms everyday. Its different everyday, one of them was grab this gum, and there was a piece of gum in the wrapper on that pink round thing in the toilet.

This one, in front of a urinal

"No matter how much you squirm or dance, the last drop will always end up on your pants."

hang a n****r with a little stick man hanging under neath it, spoke wonders to me