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Posted at: 9/25/09 08:09 PM
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My friend who is a woman gave them to me, you can get thousands of dollars for donating eggs.
Do you think they'll let me do this?
I am taking them into the donation center in a thermos.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 08:10 PM
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wait, what kind of eggs?
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At 9/25/09 08:09 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: My friend who is a woman gave them to me, you can get thousands of dollars for donating eggs. Do you think they'll let me do this? I am taking them into the donation center in a thermos.
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At 9/25/09 08:10 PM, simon wrote: wait, what kind of eggs?
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The vaginal kind. Ovaries.
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At 9/25/09 08:11 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: At 9/25/09 08:10 PM, simon wrote: wait, what kind of eggs?The vaginal kind. Ovaries.
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At 9/25/09 08:11 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: At 9/25/09 08:10 PM, simon wrote: wait, what kind of eggs?Dear god, what kind of Sex Ed are they teaching nowadays/
it's hilarious because i thought he was pulling some sort of trick joke on us, apparantly not.
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At 9/25/09 08:11 PM, Headshot777 wrote: At 9/25/09 08:11 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: At 9/25/09 08:10 PM, simon wrote: wait, what kind of eggs?The vaginal kind. Ovaries..........
The eggs are delivered by the stork to the hospital and they pay the stork and the parents...
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Oh, whew! I thought you meant ACTUAL EGGS that you EAT.
I was about ready to call bullshit, man...
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At 9/25/09 08:12 PM, simon wrote: it's hilarious because i thought he was pulling some sort of trick joke on us, apparantly not.
Yeah this is completely serious.
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i doubt theyll let you do that, highly doubt it.
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At 9/25/09 08:12 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: At 9/25/09 08:12 PM, simon wrote: it's hilarious because i thought he was pulling some sort of trick joke on us, apparantly not.Yeah this is completely serious.
well, enjoy your money if all goes well, hopefully they won't like.. ask for DNA testing.
At 9/25/09 08:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: i doubt theyll let you do that, highly doubt it.
What if I stick the thermos up my ass and unscrew the lid so it makes it look like I made the eggs myself.
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I don't see why not! Thousands of dollars? Hell yea!
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Posted at: 9/29/09 09:36 AM
So I got the eggs yesterday.
It worked! It is acceptable to give them eggs in that manner.
I will be waiting for a check in the mail.
What should I do with the money?
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Do it man! Doooo it.
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At 9/29/09 09:36 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: So I got the eggs yesterday. It worked! It is acceptable to give them eggs in that manner. I will be waiting for a check in the mail. What should I do with the money?
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Check? For how much?
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How does one extract eggs from themselves? I could use some extra money.
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At 9/29/09 10:25 AM, Rebbay wrote: How does one extract eggs from themselves? I could use some extra money.
With a spoon and pliers.
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Eat them. Sounds even more rare than caviare.
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Can I get some eggs over here? My bacon is fucking lonely.
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hatch them.
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At 9/29/09 09:36 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: It worked! It is acceptable to give them eggs in that manner.
Does this mean I can sell sperm to clinics too? Because I have about 7 trashbags worth of the stuff in my basement...
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