What do you do when taking a shit?

[GATOONA]

When you sit at the toilet taking a shit, what do you do to pass the time?
For me, I check my e-mails on my blackberry.

[poxpower]

I post on newgrounds

[citricsquid]

think up stupid threads. seriously.

[DrunkDemon]

I usually just masturbate.

[Timmy]

I read Readers Digest.

The joke sections are hiiiiiiiiiiiilarious.

[GOTHCLAWZ]

Put the webcam under me while posting in stickam.

[Pilot-Doofy]

BB AppWorld is I'm somewhere that's not my apartment. If I'm at my apartment, I play guitar.

[Otto]

Read articles written by David Mitchell in The Guardian because they're just as awesome every time.

[ChocEliteBar]

Read something or look shit up or post on Newgrounds. Depends.

[Lagamuffin]

I usually have some form of music player with me where ever I am, so I listen to music.

[Absorb]

I read whatever book I come across on my way to the bathroom.

[boloneyman]

I play Solitaire on my iPod. I try not to get off the seat until I've won a game. So on some days my shits take over half an hour.

[Grub-Xer0]

I tuck my penis to keep it from touching the toilet bowl.

[Crashman]

Read. When I was younger I'd play my Gameboy.

[simon]

At 9/25/09 01:09 PM, poxpower wrote: I post on newgrounds

I was about to say this, I sometimes take my laptop to the toilet and post on Newgrounds. Seriously.

[HotHoboSex]

I text my friends telling them I am taking a dump and thinking of them. Sigh they do the same to me so it's all good I think.

[FeedingAdiction]

I... oh, i dunno... push?

[mastermalpass]

At 9/25/09 01:21 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I tuck my penis to keep it from touching the toilet bowl.

Same here. There's something unconfrotable about your bell actually touching the bowl that you're shitting into.

[TheStonePilot]

I pinch off every inch, and then package it and send it to Stephen King to use as his new book.

[ertysproductions]

Stare at the wall...

Boring is fun.

[nutter11111]

Play guitar while shitting. I've made sum shit songs :D

... Nevar again

[dogpup4]

I just read a magazine.

[Xarnor]

I play Return of the King on my Gameboy Advanced SP.

[Racoonmario]

I tell myelf to POOSH LITTEL KART!

AH! KART GOES WRONG WAY!

[Sleepless-Wonder]

I read the labels on the various containers in my bathroom. Did you know that Borax is can be used for cleaning clothes, sinks toilets, and Much, Much MORE??!?!?!?!!!

[Tykwa]

My shits are not normal shits, when I shit, I flop my ass on that thing and get things done, all serious, shit flies in that god damn toilet and the shitting is over in 7 seconds flat, I don't give a damn, Get that fucking toilet paper and wipe my god damn ass with that paper, throw it in the god-damn toilet and flush that shit motherfucker, then most of the time, turn around and have to take a fucking piss, What the fuck.

[UnreaK745]

At 9/25/09 01:19 PM, Absorb wrote: I read whatever book I come across on my way to the bathroom.

That's what I do too. I think it's the most sexy way.

[AdY886]

i play some car games on my phone

[X1SephX]

The usual

[punk546]

talk on ventrilo or play my PSP while taking a dook