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At 9/25/09 07:09 PM, Lorkas wrote:

if my mom saw something like that she'd just giggle and say something like "Oh, John!"

""oh john"" ay?

At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:02 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Just tell her you're gay? Parents are really accepting now days.

But I'm not gay.
It's hard to explain why I drew those.
I don't even understand it myself.
It's like Newgrounds influenced me too draw them.

Dont use newgrounds 4 awhile

That's weird, seriously, I ALWAYS draw pussies everywhere!
HA!
Win for me!

You're gonna have to commit suicide to get outta this one Billy.

This is the best thread ever.

At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, poxpower wrote: Time to run away from home.

POXPOWER!!! WHATS UP DUDE!!?

I remember some thing about poxpower being a girl. Was he lying the whole time?

Really? That's SUPERBAD!

prepare for therapy boy.

Your mom is more than likely going to stick her penis in your mouth.

At 9/25/09 05:44 PM, Dromedary wrote: In school, I was drawing cocks, curling them into little balls (No pun intended) and throwing them at my mate. One hit the teacher, who opened it.

That's a lie Dromedary.
You did never do that, you also never say mate.

Tell her the truth? If they were actually sketches for an comedic animated movie, why would you need to hide that?

just say that some kids on school sad you have to draw it
and if you didn't they dont think you are cool \
that's what qorks for my

there is no way to avoid it , your just gonna have to kill yourself.

heres some really nice and easy ways to do it!

At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Rokas1337 wrote: there is no way to avoid it , your just gonna have to kill yourself.

heres some really nice and easy ways to do it!

What kind of a stupid and pointless article is that?

Why do I get the feeling that this is a parody thread?

At 9/25/09 01:01 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I had a sketchbook with some of my ideas for Newgrounds movies.
In it, there were characters, and drawings of penises.
When I came home from school today, I opened the house door, and the sketchbook was right in front of me, on the ground.
My mom placed it there, and on top of it, is a sticky note saying, "We need to talk. -Mom"
She's at work now, but I am afraid what we will talk about when she comes home.
What should I do?

Pin her down and draw a dick on her forehead. That'll tell the bitch to mind her own business

Burn the evidence

At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:02 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Just tell her you're gay? Parents are really accepting now days.

But I'm not gay.
It's hard to explain why I drew those.
I don't even understand it myself.
It's like Newgrounds influenced me too draw them.

Yo, just went totaly superbad.

kill yourself

At 10/16/09 02:24 PM, Halosheep wrote: Burn the evidence

That's awesome advice. I'd so do that!

so... it's been several hours since you've posted this, what did she say?

or have you been banned from using your computer?

Draw vaginas to go along with them. She may be less questioning.

okay one, your mom is a dumbass for even letting you know that she knows, perents should know that things that harmless (like drawing dicks) yet very awkward should not be discussed with their kids, it's just a rule,

lol, its a bump, this thread is more then a month old

Get rid of the notebook, and say she's going crazy.

Draw the biggest, hairiest, nastiest dick you've ever drawn. And give to her.

If I were you I'd be like, come on Mum everybody draws pictures of George Bush, dont act like I'm the only one, and then try to convince her thats the best George Bush picture you could draw. After all he's about the biggest dick ever, right. Good Luck.

Just tell her your trying to become an artist and it's times like these that you need to be open with your ideas/abilities..literally!

Maybe you're possessed by some kind of "Dick Devil"

I love Super Bad!

Commit murder