Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Get her "talk" on video.

Draw a bunch of vaginas (google if you don't know what one looks like ) in the notebook too and show her that page so atleast she won't think you're gay

WOW YOU DREW A FUCKING PENIS! no biggy just show here 90% of the stuff on this here NG

Tell her daddy made you do it.

You should keep those drawings under a rock or something.
Or tell her to mind her own business.

As you can probaly see, you're not the only one.

At 9/25/09 02:56 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Tell her you got it from Super Bad. If that doesn't work, yell "Cock Joke!" That's the best cop-out ever.

Finally I laughed. Win.

Tell her the God honest truth.
Or come out to her.

When i was younger

:I used to draw pictures of dicks

just say that you were trying to fit in with an internet community where all of the people have an immature sense of humour, regardless of whether they're 14 or 40.

Just tell her it was simply to be humorous.

At 9/25/09 03:05 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: what am i fucking chopped liver? fuck it im quitting the BBS everyone ignores my posts.

ahhhh poor baby.

Play the ol' Superbad card. Say that you have a mental illness and you can't help but doodle cocks all day in your spare time and you're just a curious teenager and such.

Something like 8% of kids do it.

Why?

Say it's an inside joke on a website you regularly visit.

In school, I was drawing cocks, curling them into little balls (No pun intended) and throwing them at my mate. One hit the teacher, who opened it.

Just tell her the truth. Tell her cocks are humour now. And say you aren't gay, just trying to get 3s,4s, and maybe 5s.

THIS SUPERBAD-THEMED COPYPASTA IS DELICIOUSSSSS.

Your mom seems to be finding out about a lot of things you shouldn't be doing. I smell troll.

Tell her you're possessed by some sort of 'Dick Devil'.

Your username seems oh so appropriate for the occasion.

LMAO this thread made me laugh SO HARD!

if my mom saw something like that she'd just giggle and say something like "Oh, John!"

tell her to stay the fuck out of your stuff

The same mother you said is a squirter?
LOL

hahahahhahaha

njhgkhjk

At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:02 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Just tell her you're gay? Parents are really accepting now days.

But I'm not gay.
It's hard to explain why I drew those.
I don't even understand it myself.
It's like Newgrounds influenced me too draw them.

ever seen "superbad"? i suggest you look up superbad cock drawing scene.

no seriously it will give you a taste of whats to come, or you could kill yourself.

Hang on a second. You posted this at 1:00 in the afternoon on a weekday. Unless you start school at like 4 in the morning, this didn't happen today. Chances are, you thought this up, and perfected it, and thought nobody would notice the time. I can't see any of this being true now. Sounds like you got the idea from superbad, and thought it would be fun to think up different scenarios. Then you got one good one in your head, and figured nobody would know on the internet if you're lying or not. I used to do this way back when, so I know what's what. Too bad you're not good at it and your story has plot-holes. So, now that you're all embarrassed because someone found out what you were doing, I think it's time to go back into your hole for a few weeks. See you in October!

omg THE SAME GUY WHO GOT CAUGHT JACKING IT AND THEN SAID HOW IT WAS BAD IS NOW DRAWING DICKS

dude just admit you're gay as hell and like to draw wet floppy dicks in you're notebook

you're mom probably already guessed
also I can clearly tell you're account is inactive