I had a sketchbook with some of my ideas for Newgrounds movies.
In it, there were characters, and drawings of penises.
When I came home from school today, I opened the house door, and the sketchbook was right in front of me, on the ground.
My mom placed it there, and on top of it, is a sticky note saying, "We need to talk. -Mom"
She's at work now, but I am afraid what we will talk about when she comes home.
What should I do?
My mom caught me drawing dicks.
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Just tell her you're gay? Parents are really accepting now days.
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Wow. This is just really funny. It would be awesome if she told you she was so proud for embracing who you are.
Live life to the fullest, and make sure you fit some hookers in there too.
At 9/25/09 01:02 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Just tell her you're gay? Parents are really accepting now days.
But I'm not gay.
It's hard to explain why I drew those.
I don't even understand it myself.
It's like Newgrounds influenced me too draw them.
Come out, of course.
Nah but seriously. Just explain to her you find the human form interesting/intriguing. Bullshit your way out of it.
At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, poxpower wrote: Time to run away from home.
POXPOWER!!! WHATS UP DUDE!!?
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At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, poxpower wrote: Time to run away from home.POXPOWER!!! WHATS UP DUDE!!?
You're still buying guns and shooting squirrels?
Weren't you that 14 year old kid who wore a wifebeater shirt?
I only remember you from 2003 and 2004... apparently
At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, poxpower wrote:At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:You're still buying guns and shooting squirrels?At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, poxpower wrote: Time to run away from home.POXPOWER!!! WHATS UP DUDE!!?
Weren't you that 14 year old kid who wore a wifebeater shirt?
I only remember you from 2003 and 2004... apparently
Yep! That was me. You're one of the only names I remember thought so I thought I'd say what it is dooood.
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At 9/25/09 01:09 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, poxpower wrote: You're still buying guns and shooting squirrels?Wait, is he the fat kid who uploaded a picture of himself holding a mangled squirrel he shot?
Hmm, I was never fat so probably not? But regardless, judging by your age you don't remember me at all. I was in my NG peak when you were just learning to play with yourself.
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At 9/25/09 01:01 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
She's at work now, but I am afraid what we will talk about when she comes home.
What should I do?
Webcam your conversation.
We are all interested in whether your mom is hot or not.
Well, us old guys anyways. haha.
Your username fits perfectly for this!
Thread = Derailed.
Tell her what you do on the side, if she's really concerned that much about you drawing dicks then she needs to take a step back and realize how stupid that is.
You Have To Be Honest W/Her. You Might Be Straight But, Something About Cocks Intrigues You...
At 9/25/09 01:01 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
What should I do?
Explain to her the fact that cocks are the pinnacle of funny and humor.
At 9/25/09 01:16 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: blah blah blah i was linked
LOL Please share this link asap!
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One time in my Modern Literature class in highschool we were doing a project about the differences of both sexes. So the guys drew a very detailed cock. I thought it was stupid sinc our teacher was gonna see it anyway!
I guess I'm now the average super horny teenager like I should be...
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
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Tell her it's for a harmless project. It's only natural for mothers to find this awkward upon finding, but just tell her you're not gay! And if she says that's not what she's worrying about, then tell her you have no problem and peacefully continue with your fine work.
tell her you think she hawt.
let the incest begin!
At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, poxpower wrote:At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:You're still buying guns and shooting squirrels?At 9/25/09 01:03 PM, poxpower wrote:
Weren't you that 14 year old kid who wore a wifebeater shirt?
I only remember you from 2003 and 2004... apparently
i cried from laughing so hard after reading this.
on topic: you explain how an online website/cult forced you to draw penises in order to get admission from the cult.if you refused, you would have died.
Unbutton your pants, pull it out and say 'if you had one would you not draw it?'
Tell her you got it from Super Bad. If that doesn't work, yell "Cock Joke!" That's the best cop-out ever.
I laugh at your sigs!
At 9/25/09 01:11 PM, Bad-Man-Incorporated wrote:
Webcam your conversation.
We are all interested in whether your mom is hot or not.
Well, us old guys anyways. haha.
GET BACK IN YOUR CLOSET, 12 YEAR OLD!
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Draw a bunch of vaginas (google if you don't know what one looks like ) in the notebook too and show her that page so atleast she won't think you're gay
You should keep those drawings under a rock or something.
Or tell her to mind her own business.
As you can probaly see, you're not the only one.
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