Games No One Likes.

[Lost-Chances]

This a challenge Newgrounds. I don't want you to list games that you just hate because it's so subjective it's irritating. Plus, it's flame-food. I want you to list games (preferably, that you've played) so bad that no one likes. If you see a game about that someone has mentioned that you did actually enjoy then feel free to just say.

If it gets so good, I'll make a compilation on my user-page.

My entry is Vampire Rain. A terrible "stealth" (if you can call follow-the-leader stealth) "action" (your guns are as good as flicking the enemy to death, unless you stab them with a special glow-in-the-dark knife that only seems to have one use so you have to find them on the streets) based around sneaking to places with poor gear (think Splinter Cell series, minus most of your gear and abilities) with an over-used "let's save the world from monsters" story-line to fuel the way. Combine all this with a seemingly linear path you have to take, a diabolical multi-player mode and "one mistake you die" scheme with no way to defend yourself, it's a game that I'd be surprised anyone likes. It's honestly bad enough that my little brother couldn't complete all of it in a month for £10.

[ZOMGALIENS]

Sounds shit, your brother couldnt complete it because it was hard? or was it that bad he refused to play it?

[Braedon]

There are games so bad that they'd be legitimately fun to play. The only games that would stand a chance at having noone like them are the ones that aren't so broken it's fun/funny to play them, but are just bland and frustrating.

Even then, there'll be people that like them, and for trivial reasons (Lair is awesome because it has Dragons, etc.).

I've never played Vampire Rain before, but I'm sure the Twilight Fan/Gamer crossbreeds that exist at my school will like them because they're retarded.

[Jerich0]

The newer medal of honors are pretty bad.

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/25/09 11:09 AM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Sounds shit, your brother couldnt complete it because it was hard? or was it that bad he refused to play it?

Both. The bad things about the game made it hard.

[BioEthanol]

That new leisure suit larry game is meant to be awful, seeing as the older games contained nudity and that was fun 4 some and the newest one doesnt. Plus its one of the lowest scored games on Gamerankings.com and Metacritic.

[Crashman]

Tenchu Z, a terrible game. Shit

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

Ninjabread Man
Superman 64
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties <---

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 9/25/09 01:33 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Ninjabread Man
Superman 64
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties <---

Did not mean to hit post there.

Anyway I listed 3 pretty bad games but I actually got to play the 3rd for a decent amount of time. That is the worst "game" I have ever played and beats out the other two by far.You guys may recognize the game from a video the AVGN did on it and it seriously is exactly that. It wasn't a game, I don't know how it was marketed as such. The only way I was able to experience this was at a flee market they had tons and tons of old consoles and some of them hooked up and locked down with games running. I don't think this game was suppose to be in there because it is essentially a censored porno (which apparently there is a cheat code to uncensor it) but low and behold there it was.

It was like one of those Sega CD games except some how even more shittier, annoying, unfun and just terrible.

Unless you really want to see pixilized tits. No one could like this "game".

[ForbidMetal]

At 9/25/09 01:12 PM, Crashman wrote: Tenchu Z, a terrible game. Shit

I actually enjoyed it, enough to go ninja 5 on every mission on easy and normal.

Sure the AI is piss poor and the graphics are PS2 style, but the stealth kills and general ninja-ness of it make it fun to play, if you can look past the AI, graphics and level design.

Game no-one likes?

E.T

[mrty]

At 9/25/09 01:33 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Ninjabread Man
Superman 64
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties <---

I watched AVGN's reviews for Superman 64 and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, and my god they are so horrible. Superman 64 is at least what you can call a GAME, but Plumbers is something like an intentionally horribly made college project...

[Friar-Bellend]

Gauntlet.

Enough said

[Racoonmario]

At 9/25/09 01:33 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Superman 64

Haven't played it, but I checked out some videos and good god, it's the worst N64 game ever.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties <---

Saw the AVGN of it. So yeah, it's shiiiiit.
There is quite a number of shitty games from the 8-bit era. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde comes to mind.

[Crashman]

At 9/25/09 02:11 PM, ForbidMetal wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:12 PM, Crashman wrote: Tenchu Z, a terrible game. Shit

I actually enjoyed it, enough to go ninja 5 on every mission on easy and normal.

Like it had so much potential. Same levels over and over. I only did normal Ninja Rank 5.

Sure the AI is piss poor and the graphics are PS2 style, but the stealth kills and general ninja-ness of it make it fun to play, if you can look past the AI, graphics and level design.

You would be like 5 feet away and would not notice you and when I jumped off the buildings I'd expect to do a killer move slashing down on him, but instead I have to wait til I hit the ground to attack.

GAWD. I don't want to talk about it anymore

Spent FUCKING $60 on it brand new when it first came out. ugh

[Sweeper128]

I hate Defender for the Gamecube. Think Rouge Squadron II, but not Star Wars, and completely shit.

[gamerguy23]

I'm pretty sure no one liked E.T.

[Lagamuffin]

At 9/25/09 02:53 PM, Friar-Bellend wrote: Gauntlet.

Please tell me you're trolling.

[Kunera]

Definitely Two Worlds.

[JaY11]

MK vs DC?

It's so bad. I borrowed it from a friend and he actually forgot I had it until I give it him back.

[lilcheeselad]

At 9/25/09 11:18 AM, Jerich0 wrote: The newer medal of honors are pretty bad.

Yeah, they may be bad, but people do still like them.

[djack]

At 9/25/09 11:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: My entry is Vampire Rain. A terrible "stealth" (if you can call follow-the-leader stealth) "action" (your guns are as good as flicking the enemy to death, unless you stab them with a special glow-in-the-dark knife that only seems to have one use so you have to find them on the streets) based around sneaking to places with poor gear (think Splinter Cell series, minus most of your gear and abilities) with an over-used "let's save the world from monsters" story-line to fuel the way. Combine all this with a seemingly linear path you have to take, a diabolical multi-player mode and "one mistake you die" scheme with no way to defend yourself, it's a game that I'd be surprised anyone likes. It's honestly bad enough that my little brother couldn't complete all of it in a month for £10.

I remember Vampire Rain. That game sucked. The only reason you lived most of the time is because the rain that severely impaired your ability to kill your enemy also impaired the vampires ability to find you... slightly. The only gun that could kill a vampire in one hit was the sniper rifle which was so loud every vampire within a mile can hear it, any other gun and you're almost guaranteed to get killed. Then the anti vampires show up and they can find you anywhere, plus they have guns so they don't have to get within shotgun range to kill you. In the end one vampire tries to spread his blood throughout the city mixed with the rain turning everyone into vampires and leading to a sappy cliched self sacrificing hero routine that makes you want to puke. Even the twilight freaks can't like this game because they aren't normal vampires they're more like the creatures from 30 days of night.

[Samen]

At 9/25/09 04:55 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 9/25/09 02:53 PM, Friar-Bellend wrote: Gauntlet.

Please tell me you're trolling.

Yeah, the entire series was mediocre at worst. The arcade and N64 games were pure sex!

[alucardxmeow]

At 9/25/09 04:50 PM, gamerguy23 wrote: I'm pretty sure no one liked E.T.

Oh shit I remember having that game. But as a young gamer, I was determined to win but failed in the end.

[JessePants]

This pathetic piece of shit
im just angry thing about playing it
the most painful gaming experience of my life rest in these cold dark unforgiving hands

[The-Omnipresence]

WALL STREET KID. I think I've said enough times already so I'll just link to my news post.

[Nick-The-Holy-Potato]

At 9/25/09 01:12 PM, Crashman wrote: Tenchu Z, a terrible game. Shit

I love that game actually.

Lets see..a bad game...Oh what was it called...it was for the ps2...the legand of alone-dar maybe? Gah, it was terrible, think Morrowind, except even worse combat, terrible exploration and well...huh, It was very unfun to play. I mean like, very unfun...FFFFUUUUU.

Thats all I got.

[forevergrimm]

Dungeons and Dragons Online. It's so bad that it had to go from $15 a month to F2P with microtransactions.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

The ultimate hated video game - E.T. for the Atari. Prove me wrong, Newgrounds.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Eternal Sonata is a game many people hated, but only me, one guy on these forums, and less than 10 other people around the web had enjoyed. For us, it was sensory gold, the most beautiful things our eyes and ears ever saw and felt. If any of these other haters can't see that, it is their loss.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 9/26/09 11:42 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Eternal Sonata is a game many people hated, but only me, one guy on these forums, and less than 10 other people around the web had enjoyed. For us, it was sensory gold, the most beautiful things our eyes and ears ever saw and felt. If any of these other haters can't see that, it is their loss.

How can you hate that game? It was so powerful. The graphics, the music, the gameplay, the only thing that was bad was Polka's voice actor who was quite annoying and peevish. The game is simply ethereal on all levels.