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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:44 PM
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I rather have sex with a real girl. Looks like the gears would grind your dick up like ground meat if it broke.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:48 PM
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It has no boobies.. Also, men will be obsolete when this goes global: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/654767 5.stm
We wont need your sperm anymore.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:01 PM
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At 9/25/09 01:42 PM, Deadchick wrote: At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Deadchick wrote: ....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.You seemed hesitant?That things just scares me is all X3
At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Deadchick wrote: ....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.You seemed hesitant?
At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Deadchick wrote: ....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.
Me too, If I've learned anything from the world its not to stick your willy in a machine with working gears hehe.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:09 PM
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At 9/25/09 01:48 PM, MoriChax wrote: It has no boobies.. Also, men will be obsolete when this goes global: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/654767 5.stm We wont need your sperm anymore.
It will be funny when you women realize that your giving to birth to fucking freaks that more or less are a cyborg only with no robot parts, it was just created unnaturally.
If your reading this, then why do you care?
Posted at: 9/25/09 02:11 PM
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This is just a more advanced fleshlight.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:12 PM
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What if it had a malfunction and your dick got stuck, would be pretty embarrasing explaining things at hospital :P
Posted at: 9/25/09 02:30 PM
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Yeah, we'll be obsolete except for you know, MAKING THE FUCKING WORLD GO ROUND.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:32 PM
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I'd buy that monster.
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Where the fuck is my Japanese sex robot?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:38 PM
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Too expensive.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 02:47 PM
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At 9/25/09 12:44 PM, boloneyman wrote: I prefer the Tenga Flip Hole.
When he said "cutting edge technology" i couldn't watch any more
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Posted at: 9/26/09 05:23 AM
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If only I was four years older, had my own apartment, and enough money to burn to get that.
Sadly, I don't.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 05:33 AM
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a real girlfriend is fucking cheaper
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Posted at: 9/26/09 05:34 AM
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The site says it allows free 60-day tries with the things. That sounds good, like a real tramp.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 05:55 AM
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At 9/26/09 05:33 AM, wreckages wrote: a real girlfriend is fucking cheaper
A real girlfriend with a JOB is.
Also, I love the picture of the guy just sitting there looking at the screen, how is that supposed to get us to buy it if it shows what we will look like whilst using it..looking pathetic..
Posted at: 9/26/09 06:07 AM
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My god that looks dangerous!! I'd be afraid to put my dick in there!
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Posted at: 9/26/09 06:10 AM
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The technology in that is impressive. It's amazing that some smart guys put their mind into creating this, instead of putting their smarts elsewhere and getting real girlfriends.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 06:30 AM
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At 9/26/09 06:10 AM, Gagsy wrote: The technology in that is impressive. It's amazing that some smart guys put their mind into creating this, instead of putting their smarts elsewhere and getting real girlfriends.
To be fair I highly doubt this was made to slate some horny developers lust. It was made because people will buy it.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 06:32 AM
At 9/26/09 06:30 AM, Trambamboline wrote:
Which is the saddest thing of all.
Posted at: 9/26/09 06:33 AM
At 9/26/09 06:32 AM, Gagsy wrote: Which is the saddest thing of all.
This is true, but if some horny guy wants to buy something to shove his dick into, I'm not gonna give a shit.
Posted at: 9/26/09 06:39 AM
At 9/26/09 06:33 AM, Trambamboline wrote:
Their money I suppose.
Posted at: 9/26/09 07:11 AM
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Nothing could ever beat real sex. It might feel almost the same on your dick, but it will still never be the same. Until genuinely perfect VR is launched anyways...
I fucking hate euphemism.
Posted at: 9/26/09 07:54 AM
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In a sense, the old criticism that people use to defend the validity of this kind of device rings true.
"Women use vibrators, and they're considered independent. Men use fake vaginas, and they're labeled as <<losers>>".
But my gut tells me that it's simply pathetic.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 08:16 AM
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That's okay. We don't really need you guys anyway, seeing as we can now create sperm in a lab 'n' all.
Posted at: 9/26/09 08:26 AM
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I'm never putting my dick in that hole, I can see myself in the near future getting stuck in it.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 08:42 AM
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hahahaha..........
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Posted at: 9/26/09 08:57 AM
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for 200$? I'll rather just take the interactive for free thank you.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 09:18 AM
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So...from what I have read, you have to plug the thing into a wall socket am I right? If that's true, what happens if you get horny, and while you are "having the time of your life", a freak thunderstorm comes up and lightning hits your house, sending a million volts of electricity into that thing? I know some people say their girlfriends are electrifying in bed, but that's ridiculous!
Posted at: 9/26/09 09:25 AM
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boy, fleshlight sure have evolved from since i was young.
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Posted at: 9/26/09 08:39 PM
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Wow, only two hundred bucks and a whole thirty day guarantee! I bet this device is super reliable and not a cheap cash grab at all.
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