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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:39 AM
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Behold the future of sex. (Vaguely NSFW)
What.
Posted at: 9/25/09 09:43 AM
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It was only a matter of time.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:48 AM
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Now to just attach that to a car and pretty much every man's fantasy come to life.
Posted at: 9/25/09 09:50 AM
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They've had those ever since that horror movie with ron jeremy's dick killing people
wtf?
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Looks like that thing just rips your dick apart.
Posted at: 9/25/09 09:53 AM
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Flesh Light +1
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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:54 AM
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At 9/25/09 09:50 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Looks like that thing just rips your dick apart.
That's the plan!
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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:55 AM
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At 9/25/09 09:53 AM, esko-man wrote: Flesh Light +1
I disagree. Flesh Light +10, minimum.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:56 AM
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why does this remind me of that movie Teeth?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 09:58 AM
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:02 AM
At 9/25/09 09:56 AM, therealanimator wrote: At 9/25/09 09:50 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Looks like that thing just rips your dick apart.why does this remind me of that movie Teeth?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:04 AM
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I'd be scared that my dick would get cut off.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:06 AM
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It does not look like it is capable of making sandviches.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:16 AM
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Damn, and I thought fleshlights would be enough.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:20 AM
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Are women really obsolete now?
They better be; I am getting tired of their bullshit.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:27 AM
At 9/25/09 10:20 AM, AluminumNads wrote: Are women really obsolete now? They better be; I am getting tired of their bullshit.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:31 AM
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At 9/25/09 09:39 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Behold the future of sex. (Vaguely NSFW) What.
Oh my? Wow I wouldn't sink that low, would you?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 10:34 AM
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Refrained memories of that movie. ah, GAH HGFUS HOLY FUCK MAN.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:44 PM
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That thing looks like it will rip your dick off.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:49 PM
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It's obviously a trap.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:53 PM
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At 9/25/09 10:06 AM, Racoonmario wrote: It does not look like it is capable of making sandviches.
And thus womankind will always have a place in man's heart.
But seriously - it looks like an Electric Sander for your dick. No thank you.
Posted at: 9/25/09 12:54 PM
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i'm nervous of the belts.lol i dont want moving parts i cant stop on my dick.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:56 PM
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No. Just NO. We still need titties. How could you forget that!?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:05 PM
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....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:08 PM
At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Deadchick wrote: ....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.
You seemed hesitant?
Posted at: 9/25/09 01:11 PM
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For men that no matter how hard they try, they can't get sex to the point where they have to simulate it. Shame it doesn't work for gay men.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:16 PM
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The fact that you plug it into a power source would scare the shit out of me. How could you relax knowing that your dick is literally millimetres away from a voltage high enough to power your computer.
Posted at: 9/25/09 01:22 PM
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I would not stick my dick in that. I have a feeling it would rip my it off or something.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:42 PM
At 9/25/09 01:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: At 9/25/09 01:05 PM, Deadchick wrote: ....If I had a dick...I wouldn't let it near that thing.You seemed hesitant?
That things just scares me is all X3
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