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At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote:

plus she's white.

so? if she was black what would you do?

Grab both their cocks.

Wait...

Weren't you gay?

Just stick your penis into everything. EVERYTHING

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote:

plus she's white.
she's black and nerdy.

lolwut?

pick one of the chicks do that one for a while, this will make the other one want you even more, dump the first one and do the second one! You should probly do the one you like less first so you end up with the one you like most!!

It saddens me to see the amount of people who don't see the innate flaw with posting for help on an internet chat/game site on girl advice.

Here's a clue: You're clearly pathetic enough not to need to bother if your consulting the internet.

At 9/25/09 12:20 AM, Sinitech wrote:

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote: plus she's white.

Because that makes all the difference in the world, amirite?

I think if your going to make racist jokes at least be white you fucking mexican!

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote: today was hat and accessory day

I thought Kindergardeners weren't allowed on NG...

At 9/25/09 11:09 AM, RollLip wrote: can it be threesome time nao?

Exactly what i was thinking, 'cept they need to be older.

She touches your belly/chest? You see those hills below her face? Grab em. And then you kick her in the genitals to see if she says ow. Do this to both, whichever one says ow, stay away from.

Threesome.

push her down the stairs and film it

LOL chubby girls falling down stairs

Fuck and date the white one, fuck the black one - get her to buy you shit.

At 9/28/09 07:59 AM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: Fuck and date the white one, fuck the black one - get her to buy you shit.

let me fix that

At 9/28/09 07:59 AM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: Fuck and date the white one, fuck the black one - get her to steal you shit.

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote:

:plus she's white.

plus she's black and nerdy.

What the fuck?

At 9/28/09 08:02 AM, dumassstudios wrote:

let me fix that

At 9/28/09 07:59 AM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: Fuck and date the white one, fuck the black one - get her to steal you shit.

How could I have missed that? It's early..

Put out for them both, convince them a 3-some will be just like (insert three-some scene from there favorite anime Trust me, they all have 3-some scenes) And that you can pretend to be (Insert favorite male character that looks like a girl from said 3-some anime... trust me they all have one) Or you can pretend to be a tentacle monster, either way.

GET SOME.

Hahaha

This is one of the funnier trolls I've seen in a while.

Personally, I would go for the white girl. She seems like she would be fun to be around.

At 9/28/09 10:44 AM, estrago1 wrote: Personally, I would go for the white girl. She seems like she would be fun to be around.

i`d feel like she`d wear the link costume while we did it. God, it`d be like fucking an elf.

Talk
Decide of you like either of them
Ask to date
Possible Fuck
END

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote: stuff

well if yo still have recess then you shouldn't be here

i remember when they took recess away from me. it wasvery depressing

At 9/25/09 12:27 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 9/25/09 12:24 AM, o0-0o wrote:

At 9/25/09 12:20 AM, Sinitech wrote:

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote: plus she's white.

Because that makes all the difference in the world, amirite?

Hahahahaha! I dunno why I found this so funny.

But really it does...

I've never been attracted to a girl who wasn't white. It's not like I'm racist, I just haven't found any other races to be attractive.

You guys are missing the fact that the OP is black, and therefore it's like when we specify how neat it is if a black girl likes us.

sounds to me like your life is full of fail based on your descriptions

I swear it`d be as if I was banging a chubby elf

keyword: RECESS!

your balls haven't even dropped yet son, go back to enjoying naptime and gramcracker snacks.

and get off the internet, your too young for this sorta thing.

At 9/25/09 12:27 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:
I've never been attracted to a girl who wasn't white. It's not like I'm racist, I just haven't found any other races to be attractive.

Same here, I guess it could be considered a fetish.

At 9/25/09 12:18 AM, norcemastero wrote: and a so theres this girl.......... she's white............ she's black and nerdy.

Did anyone else notice that?